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Century Media signs Vampires Everywhere!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010 7:02 PM PT

Official press release:

Born with an undying penchant for blood, out of the shadows of Los Angeles emerge Vampires Everywhere!, a group of outcasts that have unified and decided to spread their wings taking their message to the masses upon inking a worldwide deal with Century Media Records. The group will issue a two-song EP, Lost In The Shadows, on April 13th and will be exclusively available at all 685 Hot Topic locations nationwide. Look for the band's first full-length album this summer.

For additional information and to view their new video for "Immortal Love," shot by director Scott Hansen (A Day To Remember, Alesana, Skylit Drive, Carnifex) head over now to www.myspace.com/vampireseverywhere. The sinister new clip is currently in heavy rotation on MTV2's Headbangers Ball, Havoc TV (March) and Fuse On Demand (May).


3/3/2010 7:04:32 PM
first post and shit maybe

3/3/2010 7:05:12 PM
and they're not gaygy vampires. they are goth.

3/3/2010 7:17:09 PM
what the fck is that creature on the top of their myspace

3/3/2010 7:17:41 PM
and the far right=frankenstein

3/3/2010 7:22:28 PM

3/3/2010 7:30:41 PM
my girlfriend walked up when i click on the link. she said "what the fck?!, that is the ugliest guy ive ever seen in my life!" by the way, they are horrible.

3/3/2010 7:35:51 PM
The songs are pretty catchy, I actually like it

3/3/2010 7:44:32 PM
Webby owes me a new mouse for clicking x so hard.

3/3/2010 7:47:41 PM
*steps into bathtub* *plugs in toaster*

3/3/2010 7:48:29 PM
Very coincidental band name....they'll position their cds in front of all new moon displays...god bless america..

3/3/2010 7:51:17 PM
3/3/10 The day music died.

3/3/2010 7:52:08 PM

3/3/2010 7:56:52 PM
Their personal names are so fcking goofy, what a shot rip off of Avenged Sevenfold... and even they suck absolute dck.

3/3/2010 8:03:17 PM
WOW this is absolute fckin shit. SWALLOW SOME SHOTGUNS YOU gayS.

3/3/2010 8:06:03 PM
how is this news

3/3/2010 8:07:30 PM
This is the most gay press release ever written.

3/3/2010 8:09:18 PM
Do the suicide.

3/3/2010 8:10:02 PM
album to be released when the next Twilight movie comes out to maximize profits of 14 yr olds

3/3/2010 8:14:20 PM
Since when did the agony scene get back together! haha

3/3/2010 8:14:27 PM
I hope they have a lifeflip.

3/3/2010 8:28:27 PM
awwwwwww noooooooooo!!!!!

3/3/2010 8:38:40 PM
"never before has anyone sucked so hard for human fluids"

3/3/2010 8:41:05 PM
Hands down best band I've heard since Final Placement.

3/3/2010 8:41:09 PM
Are they going to star on the much anticipated Twilight DVD commentary?

3/3/2010 8:41:41 PM
ohgrpup 3/3/2010 7:35:51 PM The songs are pretty catchy, I actually like it Hahaha gay

3/3/2010 8:46:12 PM
Posterchildren of gayry. Not only do they look gay, but their music is uniquely awful. Dignityflip on this abomination of music.

3/3/2010 8:50:25 PM
*Tries to give this a fair shake. Hears autotuned vocals. Eats own hat*

3/3/2010 9:04:26 PM
*clicks link* / *sees picture of band* / *laughs* / *closes window*

3/3/2010 9:07:14 PM
way to go alex. keep posting this "news".

3/3/2010 9:18:25 PM
the singer has really nice teeth.

3/3/2010 9:55:56 PM
gay gay gay

3/3/2010 10:07:46 PM
im normally against iran getting nukes, but shit like this makes me realize we have outlived our usefulness. nuclear holocaust please

3/3/2010 10:33:24 PM
im suprised dr.seuss didn't sign these gays first

3/3/2010 10:52:20 PM
the autotuned vocals will sound fantastic live I'm sure. Webby makes sure that I am well informed about all of the greatest bands

3/3/2010 11:13:24 PM
Man what the fck happened to Century Media?

3/3/2010 11:19:40 PM
This sucks. bad. sooo fcking bad. fck these guys.

3/3/2010 11:30:50 PM
fcking fck these fcks. How do people like this ever get signed

3/3/2010 11:32:37 PM
Glad that shit record companies keep cranking out shit music by shit bands that nobody likes/cares about.

3/4/2010 12:04:18 AM
holy fcking awful ass gay band picture at the top of their myspace

3/4/2010 1:08:45 AM
next -> century media signs my chemical romance & aiden

3/4/2010 1:14:57 AM
2-song EP? That's more like a demo handed out at shows. And holy-fcking-LOL at them and their last names. Says their story takes place "circa 2009," so they saw New Moon and the band was formed. Just what we needed.

3/4/2010 1:24:18 AM
I don't get it. Where's the punchline?

3/4/2010 1:46:22 AM
holy lol @ everything about this

3/4/2010 1:47:41 AM
century media signs a band using auto-tune. wow, sad.

3/4/2010 2:02:02 AM
I don't even know where to start making fun of this... I actually feel like the joke's on me

3/4/2010 2:18:04 AM
well this definitely gives reason to bring back the term Gay LA Metal

3/4/2010 2:40:17 AM
awful music.14 year old girls who love vampires and twilight are stoked.

3/4/2010 3:02:48 AM
century media signs vampire weekend? weird.

3/4/2010 3:21:30 AM
of course theyre going to have their gay ep in all the hot topics. looks like they watched twilight to many times.

3/4/2010 3:24:17 AM
Sounds terrible.

3/4/2010 3:40:29 AM

3/4/2010 7:02:44 AM
This 'vampire' trend needs to end NOW.

3/4/2010 9:18:48 AM
rebuild3/4/2010 2:02:02 AMI don't even know where to start making fun of this... I actually feel like the joke's on me.....i know, i tried too. let them dig their own grave i guess.

3/4/2010 10:28:04 AM
gays everywhere!

3/4/2010 10:40:38 AM
fck auto tune.. and fck these douche nozzles.

3/4/2010 11:01:11 AM
Century Media has been on a downward spiral for some time now, but I feel this is the final nail in the coffin....that band is atrocious

3/4/2010 11:09:35 AM
wow these guys are kind of terrible. i thought they were going to totally defeat the stereotypes, BOY WAS I WRONG.

3/4/2010 11:10:31 AM
General/Booking: vampireseverywhere10@gmail.com

3/4/2010 11:29:28 AM
this is gross...sucky garbage

3/4/2010 11:42:17 AM
Century Media has been on a downward spiral for some time now, but I feel this is the final nail in the coffin....that band is atrocious NAIL IN THE COFFIN, I SEE WUT YOU DID THER

3/4/2010 11:57:20 AM
way too fcking easy

3/4/2010 11:58:13 AM

3/4/2010 12:20:27 PM
enemy is everywhere enemy is everywhere

3/4/2010 12:45:26 PM

3/4/2010 1:34:19 PM
......does anyone remember the awful band names thread where i threw out "Ouch, Werewolves!"

3/4/2010 2:17:11 PM
the worst band on earth I swear to god...

3/4/2010 2:37:39 PM

3/4/2010 3:32:15 PM

3/4/2010 4:39:38 PM

3/4/2010 4:57:36 PM
pure shit. fck you. go suck off jeffree star.

3/4/2010 5:47:15 PM
They should open for AFI. I bet they already bend over for them.

3/4/2010 7:37:07 PM
Jesus fck. I'm sure these "vampires" suck on something, alright.

3/4/2010 8:15:23 PM
is that ben stiller?

3/4/2010 10:45:15 PM
no, lets not release the last Candiria record, but lets make this piece of shit band a priority. fcking cool.

3/4/2010 10:46:13 PM

3/5/2010 12:41:45 AM
Century should not be signing attack attack/ink and dagger/aiden/i am ghost/afi ripoffs.

3/5/2010 2:09:55 AM
May this band burn in Hell and die very very soon...

3/5/2010 3:19:02 AM
The good news is if they signed all vampires everywhere then no other labels will have to! Whacka whacka!!

3/5/2010 8:36:58 AM

3/5/2010 8:57:44 AM
why in the fck would any single person on lambgoat give any amount of shit about this band?

3/5/2010 10:38:09 AM
i am pretty sure headbangers ball isnt even in existence anymore

3/5/2010 11:43:46 AM
Fat scene chicks are stoked

3/5/2010 11:45:17 AM
songs are actually pretty dece if you close minded fcks would just give them a chance

3/5/2010 11:55:59 AM
Just opened the link in my art history class. That myspace header just cause me a load of embarrassment. I feel like I need to explain myself to everyone sitting behind me. fck.

3/5/2010 12:44:44 PM

3/5/2010 1:07:22 PM
yo seriously, this is shit. fck this band and fck every single member in this band. gimmicks have reached a new high.

3/5/2010 1:53:59 PM
LOL at their picture at top of profile. Where's Edward????

3/5/2010 4:17:57 PM
From this day on they are the band i hate most of all.

3/5/2010 5:53:39 PM
this takes the gold medal for gayest band i've ever heard. unreal.

3/5/2010 5:59:41 PM
This, by far, is most retarded thing I've ever seen on LG. This band is beyond a joke. It's beyond anything conceivable and I feel like an idiot for even looking.

3/5/2010 6:29:06 PM
ooo a two-song ep? stop, you're overwhelming me with so much content. yet another non-outstanding band to get signed.. these are grim days indeed. here, i auto-tuned the audio of me taking a shit, sign me!

3/5/2010 11:38:52 PM
fcking gay shit twilightcore, this is worst shit iv ever heard in my life

3/6/2010 12:43:10 AM
Attack Attack II: Gothic Twilight Edition.

3/6/2010 5:12:39 PM
I thought autotune is used to correct vocals not fck them up?!

3/6/2010 6:01:54 PM
nicerdicer 3/5/2010 11:45:17 AM songs are actually pretty dece if you close minded fcks would just give them a chance yo fck you.

3/6/2010 9:42:51 PM
HORRIBLE BAND!!!!!! Coffin flip.

3/7/2010 2:04:18 AM
this news makes me so happy. glad to see this is what kids want to see. Makes what i like that much cooler.

3/7/2010 11:22:53 AM
At all Cost all over again but it just got gayer

3/8/2010 2:11:24 AM
Queercore with a hint of gaygoth metal......batflip

3/9/2010 2:35:18 AM
teen fashion metal... no one cares except the 12-years old girls.