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Century Media signs Iwrestledabearonce

Friday, June 13, 2008 9:00 AM PT


Century Media Records has signed Shreveport, Louisiana grind/electronic/whatever band Iwrestledabearonce. Formed in early-2007, the group self-released a six-song EP late last year. You can listen to some of their material here.


88 comments


6/13/2008 9:05:12 AM
these guys fcking rule

6/13/2008 9:06:16 AM
Formed in early-2007. Must be nice it took me 7 years...holy fck I wish I could listen to their shit here at work...son of a .....

6/13/2008 9:08:20 AM
after Century Media signed Winds of Plague I lost all interest

6/13/2008 9:16:42 AM
da f*k

6/13/2008 9:23:48 AM
metal blade responds by signing iwrestledadickinmyanusonce

6/13/2008 9:33:15 AM
terrible gay music

6/13/2008 9:33:28 AM
They so deserve this... I don't think they'll disappoint.

6/13/2008 9:35:47 AM
you cant disappoint when the only thing people expect is a horde of gayry

6/13/2008 9:36:10 AM
wow, it took them a fcking year to get signed.

6/13/2008 9:53:35 AM
If cent. media had any cred left. They lost it.

6/13/2008 10:04:17 AM
grind/electronic/whatever = crazy-core?

6/13/2008 10:06:21 AM
one of the worst fcking bands EVER.

6/13/2008 10:11:33 AM
immediate van flip plz

6/13/2008 10:13:55 AM
Wow....this band is fcking awful.

6/13/2008 10:16:13 AM
...........wtf?

6/13/2008 10:24:20 AM
this band is almost as bad as McDonalds

6/13/2008 10:27:33 AM
good for them

6/13/2008 10:31:20 AM
bearflip?

6/13/2008 10:41:20 AM
this band is definitely not label-worthy. wow, cent. media is going to shit

6/13/2008 10:55:36 AM
Did I miss something here? I mean, this has to be a joke, right?

6/13/2008 10:59:52 AM
*facepalm*

6/13/2008 11:00:37 AM
Isuckedac-ckonce

6/13/2008 11:00:55 AM
Nice name. And by "nice", I mean "absurdly fcking horrible".

6/13/2008 11:16:03 AM
GOING to shit? LAFF

6/13/2008 11:34:19 AM
if all of the guys in this band weren't gay, i would think that the vocalists would get drunkenly hate fcked every night.

6/13/2008 11:43:19 AM
the only thing that would have been a positive for this band was if their singer was hot. but that bitch is busted

6/13/2008 11:46:58 AM
they toured with those stupid gays in Hearts Grown Dim. shit band.

6/13/2008 11:49:47 AM
Is this real? I mean really, Iwrestledabearonce.....this is a joke right?

6/13/2008 11:59:27 AM
Finally listened to this train wreck. THEY>>>>WONT>>>>MAKE>
>>>IT

6/13/2008 12:23:19 PM
fck you guys, this band is great. You guys just hate everything on lambgoat. If you don't like the bands on here why the fck do you bother going on here?

6/13/2008 12:36:01 PM
Imadeagimmickyshitbandonce

6/13/2008 12:39:15 PM
lol LOUISIANA CHICK VOCALISTS

6/13/2008 1:05:39 PM
jesus christ

6/13/2008 1:18:52 PM
not really impressed.... possibly WWE Entrance music for someone???

6/13/2008 1:24:46 PM
label flip

6/13/2008 1:27:18 PM
fck bands that play this style of music and give themselves retarded names

6/13/2008 1:27:58 PM
scene kids everywhere rejoice!!

6/13/2008 1:28:56 PM
COOL DUDES

6/13/2008 1:48:12 PM
you've got to be fcking kidding me

6/13/2008 2:00:35 PM
this literally has to be someone fcking with all of us. this cant be real.

6/13/2008 2:07:28 PM
terrible. take a lap.

6/13/2008 2:21:49 PM
i didn't think the world could stoop so low. there's no point in even trying to write music anymore.

6/13/2008 2:23:11 PM
ive never heard anything this terrible in my entire life

6/13/2008 2:24:26 PM
first album will flop, second album will do even worse. they will be dropped and forgotten by this time next year.

6/13/2008 2:57:36 PM
what the hell is this?

6/13/2008 3:31:21 PM
fck Myspace.

6/13/2008 3:37:53 PM
fck THE INTERNET! I QUIT

6/13/2008 3:40:43 PM
2 reviews on metal archive gave there demo a 0% which means they suck

6/13/2008 3:47:13 PM
that...is....horrible...most perfect excuse for the gaygorty that has become "grind." hot topic gay goers making noise. i quit.

6/13/2008 3:55:17 PM
shit band

6/13/2008 4:02:09 PM
VAN FLIP

6/13/2008 4:04:57 PM
this actually isn't too bad. being only a band for a year and getting signed is pretty undeserved sounding tho.

6/13/2008 4:22:26 PM
Props to this band for generating negative comments on Lambgoat. That's how you know they're good. Definitely buying the CD.

6/13/2008 4:24:23 PM
bull shit

6/13/2008 4:33:55 PM
Horrible gimmicky gay shit. Van flip/rape/homicide/suicide

6/13/2008 5:17:48 PM
ihatethesebandsthathavearidiculousamountofwordsc
ombinedasonefortheirbandnamefck/

6/13/2008 5:46:49 PM
i'm kinda into it actually. i could do with out the gimmicks though.

6/13/2008 6:23:58 PM
Iflippedavanonce. And it was this fcking awful band's.

6/13/2008 9:21:02 PM
horrible band. stuff like this getting signed is well....a sign of pure shit.

6/13/2008 9:53:16 PM
fcking lvoe this band, stoked they got signed! company did their tour!

6/13/2008 11:50:59 PM
arsonists get all the girls and now this gay shit....sigh

6/14/2008 12:32:55 AM
WUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6/14/2008 2:39:03 AM
dis shit is whack, yo.

6/14/2008 4:00:35 AM
i LOVE how people hate on this band when they aint got SHIT to prove for it. they are from my hometown and have NEVER disappointed me once. this band is going places

6/14/2008 5:10:08 AM
fck the haters, this band deserves it. We played with them last weekend and I was duly impressed!

6/14/2008 9:16:22 AM
^^^ tone deaf retards

6/14/2008 9:57:14 AM
anyone who actually thinks this is tangible listening has absolutely no fcking redeemable qualities whatsoever.

6/14/2008 10:06:27 AM
This is why there is no god

6/14/2008 12:19:37 PM
they stood at our house after a show we played together and spent the entire night talking about themselves and how awesome they think they are...they definitely do NOT deserve this,I hope a bear eats them to get revenge for using ir's name in vein

6/14/2008 12:30:48 PM
aaaaand I forgot to mention that they smoked all our pot! wtf

6/14/2008 2:06:42 PM
I hope century sinks a fortune in promotion and recording for these hacks. Just enough to bankrupt the label so they never expose the public to shit like this EVER again. Victory soon follow suit please.

6/14/2008 3:14:57 PM
More shitty grind. Awesome.

6/14/2008 9:17:55 PM
heh i bet all the people talkin shit are bumpin this loud in the background good for you guys...girls....w/e

6/14/2008 9:50:46 PM
A BLINGITY BLING BLING WILL BE STEALING THESE gayS FROM CENTURY MEDIA TO MAKE MONEY OFF THE REST OF YOU gayS A BLINGITY BLING

6/15/2008 7:45:43 AM
oh i thought victory records already signed these guys

6/15/2008 7:11:28 PM
As shitty as this is, I must confess that the General Lee sample makes me giggle some...

6/15/2008 10:42:03 PM
sounds like a cross between see you next tuesday and a broken computer

6/16/2008 2:01:46 AM
what the hell am i listening to? holy crap

6/16/2008 11:14:00 AM
"cantfakethepunk 6/14/2008 4:00:35 AM this band is going places" This is wrong on so many levels. I know where they are going...straight to the local gloryhole

6/16/2008 3:44:05 PM
iwrestledamanonceinadayspa

6/16/2008 9:33:28 PM
shitbandneedstogeteatenbybears

6/16/2008 10:00:47 PM
haha, i love that dude that just posted that. local gloryhole? what the fck are you talking about dude. dont be pissed at them cause your shit band hasnt gotten signed yet. go home jerk

6/17/2008 1:56:48 AM
cool

6/17/2008 8:37:15 AM
irestledabearonce on tour with see you next tuesday, arsonists get all the girls, and six other shitty bands with keyboards and long not funny names.

6/17/2008 9:44:51 AM
no care

6/17/2008 1:09:39 PM
time and time again, it is proven that you don't have to be remotely talented or make remotely good music to get signed. fck this band and fck century media.

6/18/2008 12:05:58 AM
yet another one of those fckin lame ass keyboard wanna be heavy bands!!! fck horse the band and fck these gays!!!

6/19/2008 3:44:17 PM
This band is a joke,how could anyone want to sign this crap.