NewsNovember 18, 2024 4:53 PM ET2,144 views

Primus actively seeking candidates for vacant drummer position

You want to be in Primus or what? They suck.

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Experimental rock legends Primus are now officially seeking candidates to replace departed drummer Tim "Herb" Alexander, who abruptly exited the group in late October.

Primus issued the following details regarding their search:

We are currently taking submissions from all points in the universe for the position of Primus drummer/percussionist.

Seeking a well-mannered, affable individual with original sensibility and aesthetic, possessing a desire to open new doors in the creative world.

Flashy chops are wonderful, but groove, pocket, and the ability to listen, react, and contribute to the musical conversation is a must.

Submit resume and a recent video performance to drumsearch@primusville.com.

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anonymous 80 days ago

GOOmus

anonymous 80 days ago

"Seeking a well-mannered, affable individual with original sensibility and aesthetic, possessing a desire to open new doors in the creative world." Sorry, Travis Barker and Tommy Lee are too busy for the gig.

anonymous 80 days ago

Thanks, my legs hurt

Bortslob 80 days ago

Remaining primus members should join as I lay dying instead

anonymous 80 days ago

Steven Duren 2028! America, The Electric Circus!

anonymous 80 days ago

^ This would be the best idea to go with

anonymous 80 days ago

Remaining primus members should join as I lay dying instead ^yeah, man, and you should go on a diet and get your G.E.D. but that's even less likely than your sage advice, fatty.

Bortslob 80 days ago

Tell us what happened Tim

anonymous 80 days ago

Vot for trump

anonymous 80 days ago

^accurate example of the intellectual deficit of the Trump voter. Election is over. And you're still a retard who can't spell.

anonymous 80 days ago

Seek death by AIDS

anonymous 80 days ago

^accurate example of the intellectual deficit of the Trump voter. Election is over. And you're still a retard who can't spell. ^ another example of a pussy democrat

anonymous 80 days ago

Vote trump

anonymous 80 days ago

Trump wins again.

anonymous 80 days ago

the Trump voter. Election is over. And you're still a retard who can't spell. ^ another example of a pussy democrat ^good comeback bro! I made it past 12th grade and you didn't. I'll go ahead and sit in ny car while you change my oil, b!tch.

anonymous 80 days ago

Jay Weinberg getting his resume ready

anonymous 80 days ago

^yeah, man, and you should go on a diet and get your G.E.D. but that's even less likely than your sage advice, fatty. Okay Tim.

anonymous 80 days ago

They'll hire some steampunk looking homo who carries 20 sided dice around with him and smokes a pipe

anonymous 80 days ago

Maybe that homeless looking bum of a drummer from MH GAYOS would care to fill in.

rick_tocchet 80 days ago

The new Trump timeline is off to a great start.

anonymous 80 days ago

lol at all the pro government losers in here jacking off to Trump. so metal to felate an 80year old government official

anonymous 80 days ago

Can't wait for Trump to MAGA.

anonymous 80 days ago

^^^ gay for old men

anonymous 80 days ago

The new Trump timeline is off to a great start ^sure, and you're still fat, dateless and live in Florida. Keep celebrating your "win" lard ass, it's kind of cute, really.

anonymous 80 days ago

Dayman wore it better than lame ass primus.

anonymous 79 days ago

Get Chuck Biscuits


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