Primus actively seeking candidates for vacant drummer position
You want to be in Primus or what? They suck.

Experimental rock legends Primus are now officially seeking candidates to replace departed drummer Tim "Herb" Alexander, who abruptly exited the group in late October.
Primus issued the following details regarding their search:
We are currently taking submissions from all points in the universe for the position of Primus drummer/percussionist.
Seeking a well-mannered, affable individual with original sensibility and aesthetic, possessing a desire to open new doors in the creative world.
Flashy chops are wonderful, but groove, pocket, and the ability to listen, react, and contribute to the musical conversation is a must.
Submit resume and a recent video performance to drumsearch@primusville.com.
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Post Comment"Seeking a well-mannered, affable individual with original sensibility and aesthetic, possessing a desire to open new doors in the creative world." Sorry, Travis Barker and Tommy Lee are too busy for the gig.
Remaining primus members should join as I lay dying instead
Remaining primus members should join as I lay dying instead ^yeah, man, and you should go on a diet and get your G.E.D. but that's even less likely than your sage advice, fatty.
^accurate example of the intellectual deficit of the Trump voter. Election is over. And you're still a retard who can't spell.
^accurate example of the intellectual deficit of the Trump voter. Election is over. And you're still a retard who can't spell. ^ another example of a pussy democrat
the Trump voter. Election is over. And you're still a retard who can't spell. ^ another example of a pussy democrat ^good comeback bro! I made it past 12th grade and you didn't. I'll go ahead and sit in ny car while you change my oil, b!tch.
^yeah, man, and you should go on a diet and get your G.E.D. but that's even less likely than your sage advice, fatty. Okay Tim.
They'll hire some steampunk looking homo who carries 20 sided dice around with him and smokes a pipe
Maybe that homeless looking bum of a drummer from MH GAYOS would care to fill in.
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The new Trump timeline is off to a great start ^sure, and you're still fat, dateless and live in Florida. Keep celebrating your "win" lard ass, it's kind of cute, really.
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