No Cure make a statement with new single, "No Cure Straight Edge Die Slow F*ck You"
Carlisle Jones
Alabama straight-edge band No Cure is currently on the road supporting The Acacia Strain, you can see those dates posted below.
The group debuted a new single along with a Lawnchair Youth-directed music video. The single pleasantly titled, "No Cure Straight Edge Die Slow Fuck You", follows the band's last release "Parasite (TWO SHOTS)" which saw release back in May.
No Cure tour dates:
08/10 Columbus, OH @ Ace Of Cups
08/11 Mechanicsburg, PA @ Lovedrafts
08/12 Evansville, IN @ Mesker Shelter House #3
08/13 Indianapolis, IN @ Hoosier Dome
08/14 St. Louis, MO @ The Sinkhole
08/15 Springfield, MO @ The Riff
08/16 Memphis, TN @ Growlers
08/17 Baton Rouge, LA @ Chelsea's Live
08/18 Houston, TX @ The End
08/19 San Antonio, TX @ The Rock Box
08/20 Austin, TX @ Ballroom
08/21 Denton, TX @ Andy's
08/22 Wichita, KS @ Templelive Lodge Room
08/23 Colorado Springs, CO @ Black Sheep
08/24 Salt Lake City, UT @ Black Lung Society
08/25 Modesto, CA @ 1325 Venue
08/26 Fresno, CA @ Fulton 55
08/28 Bakersfield, CA @ 1933
08/29 Yuma, AZ @ Red Moon Alehouse
08/31 Meca, AZ @ Nile Underground
09/01 El Paso, TX @ Rockhouse
09/02 Lubbock, TX @ Jake's
09/03 Tulsa, OK @ Mass Movement
09/04 Fayetteville, AR @ Nomad's Trailside
09/06 Huntsville, AL @ Mad Malts
09/07 Columbia, SC @New Brookland Tavern
09/08 Lexington, KY @ GirlsGirlsGirls
09/10 Atlantic City, NJ
09/12 Richmond, VA @ Censored
09/13 Charlotte, NC @ Censored
09/22 Birmingham, AL @ Furnace Fest
136 comments
Post CommentHoly shit how old are these kids? f*cking cringe my balls off
I remember when I was 13 and got into heavy music.
Imagine having a band like xTyrantx rep straight edge back in the day before they sold out, then this pussy ass shit.
Imagine sanguis shouting out x tyrant x every night on stage in 2023
Where is your empathy, brother, it's a substance abuse problem
Lmao @ being straightedge in 2023. That shit died in 08 bruh. I'll still f*ck with xBARCADIAx, AFB, and Too Pure To Die. These kids will look back on this and laugh/cringe like the way og Nu metal fans look at JNCOs or ex scene kids looking at well…everything.
"Where is your empathy, brother, it's a substance abuse problem". ^^ Right?! I thought drug addiction was a disease to gen z. Watch, wait till one of them gets butthurt about those kill your local drug dealer shirts from back in the day. Man the cognitive dissonance this generation faces is downright exhausting. Idk how you kids do it
Too Pure To Die just played Chicago last night with Bleeding Through and Dead To Fall. 90% of the material they played was old shit.
Yeah you guys aren't hard aren't relevant and will be forgot about this time next year
^^ Does she have n00dz? Also does that booty smell good doe?
f*ck edge bands do coke and drink. More bands need to embrace debauchery
Modesto, Fresno, Bakersfield. That seems right for this trash.
Straight edge virgins making music for other straight edge virgins. Classic.
None of us can get laid, so we're gonna claim edge. XXX
"Modesto, Fresno, Bakersfield. That seems right for this trash." Lol I live in Fresno and you're not wrong.
Liferuiner, XAFBX, The miles between in Wichita @ Oz Cafe in 2008...peak straight edge mosh.
"Where is your empathy, brother, it's a substance abuse problem". ^^ Right?! I thought drug addiction was a disease to gen z. Watch, wait till one of them gets butthurt about those kill your local drug dealer shirts from back in the day. Man the cognitive dissonance this generation faces is downright exhausting. Idk how you kids do it ^^^ If you can't catch a Heat quote, you're a dogshit human.
Spotted the bay area/LA guy hating on the central valley.
Xboundinbloodx is better than this shit and that's not sayin much
The hardest kids still put an "x" by their name
Xboundinbloodx is better than this shit and that's not sayin much Bound in Blood is better than 99% of the horse shit posted on lamegoat
No cure for this band being a pile of aids, vanflip x 1000 NO CARE EVER GET f*ckED
Listen to #RichMenNorthofRichmond and watch #SoundofFreedom.
The exit in Fresno had the best straight edge scene circa 2007. Guns in the pit at the exit and the dome in Bakersfield. X recognize X
IF YOU'RE NOT NOW YOU NEVER f*ckIN WERE, ARE WE CLEAR? GOOD TALK. NOW I'LL SEE YA OUT THERE
" anonymous 30 minutes ago IF YOU'RE NOT NOW YOU NEVER f*ckIN WERE, ARE WE CLEAR? GOOD TALK. NOW I'LL SEE YA OUT THERE" Shout out to XTRIPWIREX
Chaos Fest 2006 in MKE in when xTyrantx and Too Pure To Die went on. 👌👌👌
Where is Donald Trump cheeseborger queer? Too busy eating hairy asshole to comment?
easily one the most embarrassing bands mentioned here. copy and paste riffs. love hearing from all their loser friends and family on this board too.
one of the brothers caused the van accident in utah but yet they're both out living their best lives unphased
Lmao Aesop Mongo eh? A name like that is just MADE for plowing Adam 22's wife…
Adam 22 here…what's Aesop MONGO's link? Out here trying to get cucked/on the plug talk podcast. Also I used to be hardcore guys! Used it as a stepping stone to interview lame SoundCloud rappers and become yhe world's coolest cuck
These kids will be opening a bottle of whiskey by the time they're 40.
" anonymous 1 hour ago These kids will be opening a bottle of whiskey by the time they're 40." ^21
Earth Crisis: Destroy The Machines Embrace Today: FxYxIxE Embrace Today: Soldiers Throwdown: Drive Me Dead Throwdown: You Don't Have To Be Blood To Be Family Too Pure To Die: We Are A Weapon xTyrantx: Prepare For Devastation (before they sold out) Until The End: Blood In The Ink (before they sold out) Or get the f*ck out.
Straight f*ck yourself edge…shit is so lame. Bunch of square ass losers that condescendingly judge people who smoke or drink because at globo gym we're better than you and we know it
i'm so excited for them to try their first beer
" anonymous 16 seconds ago Straight f*ck yourself edge…shit is so lame. Bunch of square ass losers that condescendingly judge people who smoke or drink because at globo gym we're better than you and we know it" ^Courage Crew victim
I'm as straight as the line that you sniff up your nose And I'm as hard as the booze that you swill down your throat And I'm as bad as the shit you breathe into your lungs And I'll f*ck you up as fast as the pill on your tongue
I smoked weed and drank beer merrily while socializing with friends and family today. I don't get straight edgers…song is pretty good!
People out here getting pressed because they either got jumped, had weapons pulled on them, or got threatened by x24x Crew, Courage Crew Brotherhood, or Skeleton X Crew. 😂😂😂
Straight edge, more like gay edge. This is the summer of pride afterall.
aesop mongo is 5'1. stuff these dorks back in lockers where they belong. trash music
No Cure and Get The Shot should tour together. Add in Show Me The Body and you have yourself a killer tour. Sponsored by Pfizer.
So people who drink should kill themselves? Seriously, what else is there to make of this? The f*ck
L-r Also, wearing my embrace today camo Castro cap as we speak
^^^I can't get my eyes off of the beautiful lady. That's a lady right?
Nobody has ever been scared of a crew hahaha if you were in FSU or some other edge crew you were the people everyone was making fun of. We all thought your little clubs were hilarious
" The exit in Fresno had the best straight edge scene circa 2007. Guns in the pit at the exit and the dome in Bakersfield. X recognize X" ^ cool story aiden, go back to mirror moshing One thing everyone took in from hardcore was stay clear of Fresno
All you guys are just butthurt you have no life that doesn't revolve around PBRs and wearing camo shorts and 20 year old six feet under shirts to boring ass shows where everyone just sits there with their arms crossed and the band circle bangs with Cookie Monster vocals. Shave your neckbeards and get rid of that beer gut. Nobody takes anyone's opinion seriously that doesn't wear deodorant and unironically thinks breakdowns are boring. Go rub up against some sweaty shirtless dudes in a push- pit. It's unfortunate after decades of bad takes and consistently being proven wrong the commenters on this site still think they have some kind of valid opinion about anything at all.
Dying slow can be done while smoking weed, Im doing it right now...
Remember when Eric Allen of Unbroken broke edge on a 6 pack of beer and then killed himself? That's the path...
People out here getting pressed because they either got jumped, had weapons pulled on them, or got threatened by x24x Crew, Courage Crew Brotherhood, or Skeleton X Crew. 😂😂😂 ^^^ Wannabe toughguy herb who has never jumped or pulled a weapon on anyone or been part of a crew & somehow thinks jumping people instead of fighting them one one one is cool, pulling a weapon on someone instead of fighting them with their bare hands is cool, and multiple morons in a gang not crew threatening people is cool. 🤡🤡🤡
^ lol go back to your safe space, triggered much? The only thing you know about crews is what you probably read on Reddit.
As a sober 42 year old person, straight edge hardcore is a natural way to pick up on young females with the same values. Some of us don't need drug culture. I don't have to be straight edge to be better than you
Damn you Minor Threat for starting all this straight edge baloney!
"Where is your empathy, brother, it's a substance abuse problem". ^^ Right?! I thought drug addiction was a disease to gen z. Watch, wait till one of them gets butthurt about those kill your local drug dealer shirts from back in the day. Man the cognitive dissonance this generation faces is downright exhausting. Idk how you kids do it ^^^ The cognitive dissonance in what you just IMAGINED their response may be to a fantasy situation that you just created in your head? Wow. Who let all these brain-rotted boomers into lg, maybe it's just the "old heads" sinking into dementia
Curious if the straight edgers got the jab or not?? If they are xTRVEx they shouldnt have.
" anonymous 25 minutes ago People out here getting pressed because they either got jumped, had weapons pulled on them, or got threatened by x24x Crew, Courage Crew Brotherhood, or Skeleton X Crew. 😂😂😂 ^^^ Wannabe toughguy herb who has never jumped or pulled a weapon on anyone or been part of a crew & somehow thinks jumping people instead of fighting them one one one is cool, pulling a weapon on someone instead of fighting them with their bare hands is cool, and multiple morons in a gang not crew threatening people is cool. 🤡🤡🤡" You sure about all that?
Lotta comments that I didn't read. Straight Edge rules. Love these guys. - Moby (yes, Moby.)
Like how little Ricky still wants to talk about the vacksssssxxxxx even though he knows nobody cares. Keep your talking point until they give you another one, shill. We all know republicants don't have a thought of their own. Bitch made.
idk what's gayer, the band that pays lurk $50 to promote dogshit edge music or grown men playing pretend 30 years ago in "crews". Imagine bragging about some gay st. circlejerk in some shithole city everyone makes fun of and getting mad when no one takes you seriously at 50 because you're still somehow not embarrassed. Your life peaked then. Wow.
NO f*ckING CURE is amazing and everyone in this band rules. If your in the comments hating because someone has made a name for themselves you're a weak bitch. NO CURE for life! Go see them on tour and say something stupid 😈
" anonymous 16 minutes ago NO f*ckING CURE is amazing and everyone in this band rules. If you're in the comments hating because someone has made a name for themselves you're a weak bitch. NO CURE for life! Go see them on tour and say something stupid 😈" As usual, the hired shill outs himself again.
where's your anger where's your f*cking rage
No cure/omerta/seeyouspacecowboy world tour
Embrace today-soldiers want's the band back
Say what you will about the tenets of straight edge, but at least it's an ethos, dude
Lambgoat commenters are more transphobic than Twitter users. Transphobes have no place in hardcore. I'm not edge but this band f*cking rips - f*ck all of you
So they come all the way to california only to play Modesto, Fresno, and Bakersfield? Why even bother.
Say what you will about the tenets of straight edge, but at least it's an ethos, dude The straight edge soldier is not the issue dude
Lambgoat commenters are more transphobic than Twitter users Okkkkk mongo. Are you a top 1%
"I AM STRAIGHTEDGE?" "Shut the f*ck up, Karl!"
Image and ideology wise it sucks as always with modern wannabe hardcore which is actually stupid metalcore for the masses played by posers. Musically speaking all there can be said is that a couple of watered down Full Blown Chaos and Throwdown riffs ain't gonna cut it, kids.
Yup I'm transphobic af. Deal with it. I'm transphobic and I'm proud! Sing it loud!
We get it bro, you mad at drugs. But they can't hear you. Dumb jocks.
Can you still claim edge if you take hormones?
" anonymous 14 hours ago Nobody has ever been scared of a crew" The facts speak otherwise.
"The facts speak otherwise." ^your local losers and crackheads scuttling off because some other local losers shook their fists at them is hardly a scary thought. Grow up and finish your GED already
" anonymous 1 hour ago "The facts speak otherwise." ^your local losers and crackheads scuttling off because some other local losers shook their fists at them is hardly a scary thought. Grow up and finish your GED already" Fists eh? 😂😂😂
This band routing tour around the Bay and LA because they they know nobody takes this corny shit seriously anywhere there lol
Imagine having a permanent black x tattooed on your hand. This is the world we live in.
"Fists eh" *bunch of teenage girl emojis* ^holy shit this is embarrassing, I love that's the one thing you could even attempt to counter. Subhuman even. Good luck at the glass sorting facility.
"anonymous 3 hours ago Imagine having a permanent black x tattooed on your hand. This is the world we live in." Imagine being a drug addict and dying from heroin, being an alcoholic and dying from liver failure or a drunk driving incident, or being a cigarette smoker and dying from lung cancer.
^holy shit this is embarrassing, I love that's the one thing you could even attempt to counter. Subhuman even. Good luck at the glass sorting facility." Edge breakers and shit talkers ain't shit. Bunch of cucks up in this bitch.
"Edge breakers" hahaha I hope you come back and read your embarrassing post when you're old enough to vote
" anonymous 2 hours ago ^ can't possibly be a day over 17 permalink | report abuse anonymous 59 minutes ago "Edge breakers" hahaha I hope you come back and read your embarrassing post when you're old enough to vote" Always hilarious how some of these posters forget that the crews named earlier in the comments actually exist.
Their significant others get ungodly high before doing their laundry and tucking them in at night. I know it.
IMAGINE COMING ON HERE AND TRYING TO TALK SHIT ON THE STRAIGHT EDGE WHEN HALF OF THESE CAN'T HACK IT PUSSIES EITHER SOLD OUT AT 21 OR HAVE TURNED INTO THE f*ckING BUMS ALWAYS TRYING TO SCORE UP SOME CHUMP CHANGE FOR BEERS.
IMAGINE COMING ON HERE AND TRYING TO TALK SHIT ON THE STRAIGHT EDGE WHEN HALF OF THESE CAN'T HACK IT PUSSIES EITHER SOLD OUT AT 21 OR HAVE TURNED INTO THE f*ckING BUMS ALWAYS TRYING TO SCORE UP SOME CHUMP CHANGE FOR BEERS. ^^i got some bad news about what ur favorite band's future is going to look like in 5 years
anonymous 7 minutes ago IMAGINE COMING ON HERE AND TRYING TO TALK SHIT ON THE STRAIGHT EDGE WHEN HALF OF THESE CAN'T HACK IT PUSSIES EITHER SOLD OUT AT 21 OR HAVE TURNED INTO THE f*ckING BUMS ALWAYS TRYING TO SCORE UP SOME CHUMP CHANGE FOR BEERS. ^^i got some bad news about what YOur favorite band's future is going to look like in 5 years-reunion tours and "limited" vinyl pressings of their earliest recordings. Makin that money on Ebay for rare vinyl pressing variants-if half of these bands knew anything, they would sell their vinyl pressing plates for an astronomical fee.
"anonymous 14 minutes ago anonymous 7 minutes ago IMAGINE COMING ON HERE AND TRYING TO TALK SHIT ON THE STRAIGHT EDGE WHEN HALF OF THESE CAN'T HACK IT PUSSIES EITHER SOLD OUT AT 21 OR HAVE TURNED INTO THE f*ckING BUMS ALWAYS TRYING TO SCORE UP SOME CHUMP CHANGE FOR BEERS. ^^i got some bad news about what YOur favorite band's future is going to look like in 5 years-reunion tours and "limited" vinyl pressings of their earliest recordings. Makin that money on Ebay for rare vinyl pressing variants-if half of these bands knew anything, they would sell their vinyl pressing plates for an astronomical fee." This poster got so pressed he posted twice.
"Alabama straight edge" is an objectively hilarious phrase
I'm alabama straight edge and I wanna be free From meth and fent and PCP I don't drink, I don't cuss I wanna ride on the front of the bus
Xboundinbloodx is better than this shit and that's not sayin much Bound in Blood is better than 99% of the horse shit posted on lamegoat STFU xGABEx nobody cares about your golden years and nobody cares about darasuum either you're an old man that lives in an expensive community what can you possibly be upset about?
Are you still "edge" if you're taking hormone blockers and other associated trans people medications?
anonymous 7 hours ago anonymous 7 minutes ago IMAGINE COMING ON HERE AND TRYING TO TALK SHIT ON THE STRAIGHT EDGE WHEN HALF OF THESE CAN'T HACK IT PUSSIES EITHER SOLD OUT AT 21 OR HAVE TURNED INTO THE f*ckING BUMS ALWAYS TRYING TO SCORE UP SOME CHUMP CHANGE FOR BEERS. ^^i got some bad news about what YOur favorite band's future is going to look like in 5 years-reunion tours and "limited" vinyl pressings of their earliest recordings. Makin that money on Ebay for rare vinyl pressing variants-if half of these bands knew anything, they would sell their vinyl pressing plates for an astronomical fee. ^ jokes on you, bozo, I don't like bands
Damn. Couldn't get a show in a single major market?
I can't stand that have to advertise they are straight edge. Put that effort into making better music. No one cares if you are straight or edge. Might as well say you are vegan.
" anonymous 1 day ago Xboundinbloodx is better than this shit and that's not sayin much Bound in Blood is better than 99% of the horse shit posted on lamegoat STFU xGABEx nobody cares about your golden years and nobody cares about darasuum either you're an old man that lives in an expensive community what can you possibly be upset about?" This jerkoff really gonna come on here trying to posture after bragging about how much time he spent OUTSIDE Chain Reaction instead of seeing the actual bands? True gay.
Lock up your grandma when you go to a no cure show or jarred their guitar player will beat her up.
Bunch of bigots and old heads in the comments. Enjoy the music or GTFOH pussies
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the majority of these dorks will smoke or sell weed by the time they're in their late 20s if they don't already, count on it