Tim Lambesis shares updates on As I Lay Dying, Austrian Death Machine, and new project
Metalcore singer Tim Lambesis, known for his polarizing vocals in As I Lay Dying, gave fans an update on his various endeavors. On February 5th, he took to social media to reveal that the band is working on new music. Lambesis is also bringing back his comedic metal project, Austrian Death Machine, a parody of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and has a surprise in store for his Born Through Fire project.
Lambesis shared the following via his Instagram:
Grueling winter here in San Diego 😂 I hope you guys in the rest of the world have been enduring this season well.
A little update… I'm back on my bike and working on new songs for the next AILD record. I also have a very exciting @bornthroughfire announcement coming in a couple weeks! Can't wait to share it!
I need to finish those first, but I also have an @austriandeathmachineofficial song already finished featuring @craiggolias and @_coryw too! I've been getting a lot of questions about the return 💪🏼🎸
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Post Commentgrammy nominated. owns his own gym. got a masters. every tour packs house of blues venues when they headline. new record will be billboard charted.
Imagine pretending to like this guy to prove how edgy you are.
Edgelord who pray to Jesus and think Trump is a rebel are cranking it right now.
I dont like him, I LOVE him! I will pound your asshole for 97 hours tuffguy.
It's telling that the ordinary "GET THE JAB, LIB TEARS DERP DERP DERP" fake posters are posting jokes in favor of this dude. This guy can have a neck like a tree trunk and ride all the motorcycles he wants, doesn't change the fact that he tried to kill his wife in the most brick stupid way possible lol. Imagine still excusing this dude. Body by HGH, hence the tits he grew in prison. What a hero.
anonymous 42 minutes ago The f*ck is wrong with his face? He looks old AF. Steroids man.
These projects should all be dead. Seems like ol' Timmy just can't get it right at work or at home.
I am pro abortion and pro gender affirming surgery but for democrat families only. Same goes for booster shots. Anything to reduce the population of libtards. In fact, we should require that libtards abort their children.
Tim Lambesis, known for his polarizing attempt to hire a hitman at the gym to kill his own wife*
only a mouth breather will wear a tank top in the winter
he is in san diego. i'll wear shorts to the mall now in ohio and still knock you into the cosmos scumbag
Fast track to become an alpha like Tim: -Create a fake Christian metal band -Take steroids -Attempt to kill your wife via hitman -Serve 2 year prison sentence -Alienate your band mates and make everyone hate you (not missable) -Get married a THIRD time before 40. -Slowly fade into the void because your band was shit and no one really even cared to begin with.
The dude is packing out venues while you sit here and talk about his face. Also added Ken Susi on guitar. Win win for Tim Tim.
Haha he is not very good at finishing the job if you catch my drift hahaha Just stay away from the gym not that bikers are much better than gym gays but they're very similar in the fact they're both violent, walking DV cases or addicts lol
Dude is taking HGH or something for his f*cking skull to grow lmao
I am pro abortion and pro gender affirming surgery but for democrat families only. Same goes for booster shots. Anything to reduce the population of libtards. In fact, we should require that libtards abort their children. ^found the incel. this is why no girls like you, dork.
The dude is packing out venues while you sit here and talk about his face. Also added Ken Susi on guitar. Win win for Tim Tim. Yeah, and you're fan boying for the hack. Lose lose for you, loser. Also, Ken Susi sucks, dork.
^ what are you? Some sort of pro life bigot anti vaxxer? If you weren't such a soy, women wouldn't care what your political views are. However, they do care that you are a loser with shitty tattoos bartending at 37 years old. Meanwhile, us right wingers are pulling six figures, latinas, college girls, whoever.
"I am pro abortion and pro gender affirming surgery but for democrat families only. Same goes for booster shots. Anything to reduce the population of libtards. In fact, we should require that libtards abort their children." I agree, the fewer the better.
You cucks who bash steroids have never used them before. They are f*cking awesome. Just saying. Do a cycle and get back to me with your bullshit. You'll change your tune.
I think if we fact check some items here AILD still draws HOB size venues nightly with ease. Maybe not Mastodon level but facts are facts. Ken Susi doesn't suck and their next release will chart w/o a doubt. Doesn't make anyone a fan boy, just makes you an idiot for thinking otherwise...
anonymous 59 minutes ago I am pro abortion and pro gender affirming surgery but for democrat families only. Same goes for booster shots. Anything to reduce the population of libtards. In fact, we should require that libtards abort their children. ^found the incel. this is why no girls like you, dork. …Found the ladies man Someone posted one of the best comments ever last year: no self respecting woman wants to have sex with a liberal.
Imagine being older than 19 and listening to that dogshit band. Grow up water heads
His face looks like he's having an allergic reaction.
tier one metalcore from the golden age 03-07. all they have to do is a frail words collapse (album ruled. i was there) splatter 20 year tour and will rake… soft dorks checking back in here. metal and hardcore is suppose to be dangerous.
How does his entire body taper up to that gigantic ass noggin?
The only reason AILD sells tickets or records at this point is because a lot of those buyers have no idea of all the chaos because a) no legit new outlets ever covered them because they aren't even as good as zao. B) even if they did, most of the fans can't read
they surpassed zao two decades ago in every metric. what a foolish thing to say
Dude is botoxedmaxxed! Just take the lift pill, bro. Get mogged! Aarrgghh.
I EAT POACHED AFRICAN SAFARI FOR LUNCH EVERY f*ckIN DAY!!! WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT THAT?
*Core kids feverishly rubbing their sensitive steroid nipples
Alpa Male domination, Giga Chad attitude. This guy's ex-wife was probably a major league bitch and deserved punishment.
How much did he pay you not to mention he tried to hire hitman to murder his wife?
How much do you get paid for being a weak ass queer?
There's a frat at USD called Lambesis Lambesis Lambesis.
Big time Timmy Jim here (LAMBESISgoat for short), f*ck all y'all haters. I'm on some mad gains here bro. No bitch gonna get in the way of gains bro. So knock that shit out naw whad I sayin?! Now poof be gone. LAMBdagoat out!
Dudes got the swollen hgh face just like that mulatto tommy vext, both are juice head roid homos and have to use hgh to compensate for their weak twink homo frames. What a bunch of gays.
I pump roids into my cock and it went from 4 inches to 3.75 inches. But at least I gained an inch into my biceps.💪
American in Mexico right now, who wants roids, I have some to deliver to Timbo this week.
It was nice when it was 2009 and I could listen to ADM and Ocean Between Us and not feel like a total chud in doing so.
Aren't liberals all about prisoners rehabilitation? Tim did his time and changed his life, you should be happy for the guy.
what a piece of shit lmao. love AILD's early shit but he's a chud.
"Aren't liberals all about prisoners rehabilitation? Tim did his time and changed his life, you should be happy for the guy." ^^No. That's how all the Christian cuckservatives think though.
>>anonymous 5 hours ago 3rd MARRIAGE lol. f*ckING RUN Yeah but most American chicks LOVE damaged/crazy dudes and Tim has all of that shit. His current wife is a standard issue internet thot. The previous broads he trapped into a marriage at least looked well-adjusted.
That guy who looks like Popeye's nemesis Bluto is stoked
useless christian chud with a busted face. imagine actually respecting this guy or thinking of him as some bastion of masculinity. embarrassing mid-life-crisis having clod.
Dudes that hate him for wanting to kill his old lady never had a girlfriend or sex before
Aren't liberals all about prisoners rehabilitation? Tim did his time and changed his life, you should be happy for the guy." ^^No. That's how all the Christian cuckservatives think though. ^^^ deranged Marxist internet creep masquerading as a progressive leftist
^^^^Liberal here, we love killing innocent babies, but the death penalty for scumbags who actually deserve to die, no thanks. They can be "changed."
Lmao you can tell all of you morons talking shit about steroids, have no clue about them. I mean hell, look at Arnold Schwarzenegger, he is 75 and he looks 20 years younger. Oh, guess what, he also took steroids when he was a bodybuilder, gtfo losers. Yeah I know Tim tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife, but he is literally doing more than half of you losers put together, to make up for that.
correct masters in social work. multiple volunteer organizations and uses his platform for just causes. countless more good deeds than any idiot on this thread fake fronting
Waited for Tim news in months. Fun as always. Lambgoat comments FTW
I heard Ken Susi loves Trump can someone confirm this? Also who tf listens to Austrian Death Machine, the joke was funny for about 5 minutes. cant believe theres like 3+ ADM albums in existence.
Doing the cop thing where you take steroids and don't work out
anonymous 16 hours ago Alpa Male domination, Giga Chad attitude. This guy's ex-wife was probably a major league bitch and deserved punishment. ^lolololol
Bought some steroids here in Mexico, anyone want some?
"anonymous 19 hours ago Lmao you can tell all of you morons talking shit about steroids, have no clue about them. I mean hell, look at Arnold Schwarzenegger, he is 75 and he looks 20 years younger. Oh, guess what, he also took steroids when he was a bodybuilder, gtfo losers. " Arnold also had a team of f*cking doctors planning and monitoring everything. Buying them from who knows where and taking them without pro supervision is a stupid ass move and will f*ck your body over for life...you can be sure Titty Lambesis did that.
I wonder what thoughts go through the admins heads before they click "post" on an article like this. "Bah, I'm sure the world has forgiven Tim by now." LMAO
What a stain of a human. Hopefully Jesus stops his heart while hes riding on the highway.
I ran into him at the local Dairy Queef when he was getting an Oreo Blizzard. He said I should vote for Trump in 2024 instead of voting for the Dem nomination Carrot Top. I asked him about the massive voter fraud that caused the 2020 election to be stolen from Trump. Will it be rectified in time? After shoveling some of that GOP nastiness (I mean GMO) into his mouth, he said not to worry about it as Jeebus will REALLY be on Trump's side this time because he trusts the plan. I believe him.
Some sageer back in Times Square got me hooked on Jack Daniels back around '79. Who the hell cares who got you started pissing your brain cells away. Can't say I really needed them, I was pretty stupid to begin with, so I don't really have many to lose. Then again, I guess it's the Super Bowl, and football fans aren't exactly geniuses either.
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The f*ck is wrong with his face?