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Citizen use tracking device to get stolen van back in just hours

Mon, November 22, 2021 5:44 PM PT4,334 views

Currently on tour in North America, Citizen had their touring van and trailer stolen from a hotel near Seattle, Washington this morning. Fortunately, the Ohio rock/post-hardcore had wisely placed a GPS tracker in the vehicle and were able to reclaim their van and trailer mere hours later.

Further details haven't been shared, but the group were back on the road and en route to their next show as of this evening (see below).



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anonymous 14 days ago

Take that, you leftist scumbags.


anonymous 14 days ago

Finally a band smart enough to keep up with their own shit, everyone else should take note.


_d0thack_ 14 days ago

^^^^


rick_tocchet 14 days ago

Wow. Seattle. What a surprise. Too bad you didnt have Kyle Rittenhouse watching the van in the first place.


anonymous 14 days ago

Antifa caught again


evil_hero 14 days ago

next best thing to having someone sleep in the van with a weapon


evil_hero 14 days ago

let me guess. they found it at a homeless encampment


BigDog 14 days ago

Junkies who just lost out on their biggest score to date are NOT STOKED.


anonymous 14 days ago

wow, looking out for your own gear in 2021? i can't even


anonymous 14 days ago

Did they find it in Billings? Hell no.


anonymous 14 days ago

So the days of bands having their vans and all the sh it in it stolen then going online to beg for money because of their stupidity are over now that Citizen did something to prevent that theft which EVERY BAND should do, right? Probably not cuz that means x amount of bands couldn't fake the theft to get some easy cash from suckers. Backtrack, Harm's Whey etc.


shitinyourhand 14 days ago

finally


shitinyourhand 14 days ago

trooth about tha fakin' tho


anonymous 14 days ago

She kidnapped herself, Dude. Inside job to generate some buzz.


carveyournamein 14 days ago

I wonder if any of those bands with GoFundMes ever spent any of that money on a GPS device for their equipment.


anonymous 14 days ago

Starbucks flunkies are stoked


anonymous 14 days ago

Anyone know if the Yeezy picture where he has a citizen patch is real?


anonymous 14 days ago

<< I wonder if any of those bands with GoFundMes ever spent any of that money on a GPS device for their equipment.>> 'Doubt it because these bands have a give us fish not teach us how to fish mentality. It's easier to just beg for money & why not when enough does will enable their stupidity by literally paying for it. "Yo our van with all our gear & everything else was stolen cuz we didn't have anyone in (guarding) the van not even a roadie so hook us up with money yo." FFFFU CK YOU!


anonymous 13 days ago

Is there a Gofundme?


anonymous 13 days ago

^^^ No need.


anonymous 13 days ago

Finally a shitty post rock band flipped the script and were responsible with their gear:


anonymous 13 days ago

Todd Jones here. Any of you scumbags thinking about swiping the Nailsmobile? Think again. Consider our classic track "Unsilent Death," and imagine what your end will be like if you find yourself at the other end of me and my aviators.


anonymous 13 days ago

"Wow. Seattle what a surprise" you can always count on one of the dogshit-brained regulars for these gems. Wow, of course it's St. Louis. Oh wow Philadelphia? Not surprised at all. Southern California oh boy you losers. Chicago???? gotta leave someone to watcH the van!! YORK, PA??! NOT SHOCKED ONE BIT


anonymous 13 days ago

Vocalist is an ugly freak


anonymous 13 days ago

The first time in a while I've actually been impressed with the actions of a band on this website. I mean, this shouldn't be impressive, but the bar is so low.


anonymous 13 days ago

If you get down on one knee and do concentration curls with your bicep, this is now referred to as a Derek Chauvin curl. Speaking of biceps, RIP to those LambGoat commenters who were shot by Kyle.


anonymous 13 days ago

This is awful news. I'll definitely pick up some merch to help them get back on their feet.


anonymous 13 days ago

Future insurance fraud is not stoked.


anonymous 13 days ago

Lol @ the Nailsmobile


anonymous 13 days ago

Who tf is Citizen?


anonymous 13 days ago

you get down on one knee and do concentration curls with your bicep, this is now referred to as a Derek Chauvin curl. Speaking of biceps, RIP to those LambGoat commenters who were shot by Kyle.>> Spoken like a true lowlife subhuman POS. All good as you'd never say this to a black man's face cuz you're a coward.


anonymous 13 days ago

you get down on one knee and do concentration curls with your bicep, this is now referred to as a Derek Chauvin curl. Speaking of biceps, RIP to those LambGoat commenters who were shot by Kyle.>> Spoken like a true lowlife subhuman POS. All good as you'd never say this to a black man's face cuz you're a coward. Wrong! He showed a group of us this exercise at the gym and all of us integrated into our workouts. #gymrat #pumpingiron #harmswaysvocalist


anonymous 13 days ago

Authorities say that when the van was found, dirty Mike and the boys were in the back having weird bum sex. "Of course we are grateful to have our van back," said lead vocalist Mat Kerekes. "But what we are most grateful for is the depraved bum sex we had with dirty Mike and the boys, we usually have to kidnap the homeless for that sort of thing but dirty Mike and the boys were more than willing to let us pile on, one bum even gave me a rusty trombone." The band has announced that dirty Mike and the boys have signed on for the rest of their North American tour as well as for the foreseeable future.


anonymous 13 days ago

Jacob Brandon here, i didn't steal the van. its just one of many mixed ways i get around town- i was just BORROWING the van


anonymous 13 days ago

Wrong! He showed a group of us this exercise at the gym and all of us integrated into our workouts. #gymrat #pumpingiron #harmswaysvocalist>>> Harm's Way vocalist who'd beat your a ss if you ran your sh it to his face. He's not with you dude.


anonymous 13 days ago

"Never say it to a black man's face" I have and still do


anonymous 13 days ago

It's almost as if the vast majority of crime in the United States…happens in Democrat stronghold states… Hmmmmmm


anonymous 13 days ago

^ lmao cool. Crime is everywhere and will get worse every single year until this smoke & mirrors pyramid scheme economy collapses. Have fun!


anonymous 13 days ago

Never say it to a black man's face" I have and still do >>> Which means you don't.


anonymous 13 days ago

almost as if the vast majority of crime in the United States…happens in Democrat stronghold states… Hmmmmmm >>> Red states are more dangerous than blue.


anonymous 13 days ago

lets use a picture of a racist to show we got our van back


anonymous 13 days ago

can we get Tim Lambesis video update?


anonymous 13 days ago

lets use a picture of a racist to show we got our van back >>> LOL @ that loser getting caught on a parabolic mic telling his son he didn't want his son to date a Native American woman.


anonymous 12 days ago

We left an air tag in the van


anonymous 12 days ago

> Finally a band smart enough to keep up with their own shit, everyone else should take note. yeah just poor thief without device-scanner


anonymous 12 days ago

the majority of you bum ass losers are still couch surfing your way through life.


anonymous 12 days ago

^^^ Nah that's you.


anonymous 11 days ago

"Take that, you leftist scumbags." Tell me you've never been to Seattle without telling me you've never been to Seattle. This was def done by desperate tweakers


anonymous 11 days ago

WTF is so difficult about having someone in the van & removing the essential & more valuable stuff in it? If I was a guitarist the following stuff would be on me at all times: Guitar in case, strings, tuner, phone w/charging cable & power block, cash, ID, ATM & credit cards


anonymous 11 days ago

^^^ Also laptop, cordless & corded mice, thumbdrive. I put all the stuff save the guitar in a small messenger bag.



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