NewsSeptember 16, 2019 8:56 PM ET11,275 views

Every Time I Die singer Keith Buckley now an ordained minister

Every Time I Die and The Damned Things vocalist Keith Buckley has revealed that he's now an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church, a non-denominational religious organization founded in 1962. Buckley shared a photo (see below) of his newly acquired 'Credentials of Ministry' and may be available to officiate your wedding (state laws vary with regard to the Universal Life Church).


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anonymous 9/16/2019 6:01:58 PM

carveyournamein will have him for his wedding

anonymous 9/16/2019 6:14:48 PM

sheet rock

rick____tocchet 9/16/2019 6:20:56 PM

I am one too. All you have to do is answer 5 questions online and they give you a cert. Give me a break.

anonymous 9/16/2019 6:40:22 PM

Words on paper. Lmao. Means nothing.

anonymous 9/16/2019 7:12:07 PM

He must be a real pain in the ass

anonymous 9/16/2019 7:42:59 PM

Is a registered sex offender

anonymous 9/16/2019 7:53:30 PM

WOW! He's an ordained minister from filling out his full name, email, country, state, and password (herb) at Back in 1998, wack in 2008, wack in 2018, and will be wack in 2028 as you know this POS band will be around then.

anonymous 9/16/2019 8:13:31 PM

the guy who thinks child porn is funny The "journalist" thought this was good enough to post. Tired of your amateur hour BS bitch

anonymous 9/16/2019 9:06:38 PM

carveyournamein will have him for his gay wedding ^Corrected

anonymous 9/17/2019 4:21:17 AM

Bob from a Mind Power/ALOL has been doing this for years and isn't a cokehead..

anonymous 9/17/2019 4:40:14 AM

This dude is so edgy and cool! Fronz would be proud

anonymous 9/17/2019 4:47:25 AM

Why is this news? Literally anyone with a pulse can become an ordained minister through this "church."

anonymous 9/17/2019 5:19:02 AM

Way to go Lambgoat after years of letting kids piss all over the place you now have to make articles based on Instagram and Twitter posts by actual professionals that people could have figured out themselves.

thetowerofrome 9/17/2019 6:14:29 AM

Amber is stoked.

anonymous 9/17/2019 6:36:18 AM

he is like the Kip Winger of hardcore.

anonymous 9/17/2019 7:45:26 AM

okay, now this is EPIC! I hope he'll eat bacon with me and my curvy wife at the wedding

anonymous 9/17/2019 8:09:12 AM


anonymous 9/17/2019 8:38:33 AM

My Wife's boyfriend will LOVE this

anonymous 9/17/2019 9:14:05 AM

as usual Lambgoat comments help me maintain healthy levels of homosexuality in my system

anonymous 9/17/2019 9:29:34 AM

anonymous 15 hours ago carveyournamein will have him for his wedding lol yeah he's made like 9 threads about the guy

anonymous 9/17/2019 9:33:10 AM

LITERALLY anyone can do this in 30 seconds. Its not like he did something special. You literally sign up your name and address. Then, you are ordained by the church. He is making it seem like he actually DID something. There are no requirements at all and nothing you actually have to do aside from sign your name.

carveyournamein 9/17/2019 10:38:44 AM

I made one thread about him and one thread about Keith fckley.

anonymous 9/17/2019 11:08:42 AM


anonymous 9/17/2019 11:11:17 AM

lol at being from Buffalo NY and classifying your band as southern rock

anonymous 9/17/2019 11:27:32 AM

Remember when the ETID guitarists dick got posted on IsAnyoneUp?

anonymous 9/17/2019 12:35:55 PM

he gonna rant about Q-Anon bullshit from the pulpit now or leave that to his dumbass wife?

anonymous 9/17/2019 4:13:36 PM

This is not unique or interesting or notable.

anonymous 9/17/2019 5:23:15 PM

he gonna rant about Q-Anon bullshit from the pulpit now or leave that to his dumbass wife? Jesus Christ. She is in to that shit I see. Every Time I believe Michelle Obama is trans.

anonymous 9/18/2019 6:25:19 AM

Remember when the ETID guitarists dck got posted on IsAnyoneUp? hahah yes, brother was hung like a popcorn shrimp

anonymous 9/18/2019 6:26:27 AM

now PBR swilling ironic mustache hipsters can have him marry them at their barnyard wedding

anonymous 9/18/2019 6:32:00 AM

The struggles of relevancy for P-list celebrities. "Got this zany idea friends...If your serious, Im serious"

anonymous 9/18/2019 10:26:09 AM

0nly if "the Damned Things" plays the reception.

anonymous 9/18/2019 11:53:56 AM

Stagedive off your podium you fcking idiot

anonymous 9/18/2019 1:40:26 PM

these comments sucked. do better.

anonymous 9/19/2019 7:25:10 AM

beware of taking any photos at the weddings his altar boy brother Jordan will kick the camera out of your hands...but on a serious note, that kid taking the selfie while the band performed, deserved to have his ass kicked instead of his camera.

anonymous 9/19/2019 3:26:45 PM

I'm ordained in the church of the latter day dude. Get with it man

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