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Post CommentSo the soccer ball from cast away tours now....nice.
See you in Tampa, lets hoedown brodown's, fight me if you don't like my Atreyu back tattoo pussies.
Thirty year old mothers of two with unfinished half-sleeves and Monroe piercing scars who want to drink a couple vodka sodas on a weeknight and relive their teenage MySpace queen years are stoked.
Of course this tour isn't leaving the Midwest, the South and other equally garbage flyover states. These bands know if they venture too far west or east they'll be playing to twenty pigeon toed teenage girls in Jack Skelington zipup hoodies who're only there to see their friends "pay to play" band open the show.
STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS THAT DEMAND YOU STOP DELETING COMMENTS!
Fight me during Wilson-Phillips if you can hold on for one more day.
Webby deletes comment of rear sex in venues but leaves shitfcking one. What an idiot
That Atreyu logo looks like it took a solid 30 seconds in Illustrator to draw. Someone likely got paid to design that horrendous crap too lol
hardcore kids are crying, meanwhile both these bands are laughing all the way to the bank. Haters are gonna hate because they didn't get that Papa Johns promotion
"hardcore kids are crying, meanwhile both these bands are laughing all the way to the bank. Haters are gonna hate because they didn't get that Papa Johns promotion" lol yeah I'm sure that $2,500 they'll have to split up per night between 5 band members, their "A&R" people, their booking agent and their "tour manager" will definitely pay off once they're done gassing up the gigantic tour bus they'll undoubtedly rent because they think people still give a shit about them.
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No one is stoked.