As I Lay Dying announce support acts for upcoming tour

Let Tim Lambesis show you his favourite sexual maneuver: the Frost Koffin

frost koffin is a bitchen name

Joining AILD on this trek will be WHO? WHAT?? and WHY?!??

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

No self-respecting band would open this tour, so AILD went out and found whatever this is. No philly date. No care.

Frost Koffin sounds like a psychobilly band name.

Presenting....A Night With: As I Lay Dying & The WHO?!?!?!?!'s

Killer lineup

who?

cucks who enjoy generic metalcore are stoked

I heard that this tour is going to be sold on Groupon.

Fight me at The Forge in Joliet

Seems exciting! But really disappointing there isn't a Colorado event! I saw As I Lay Dying in Grand Junction! It was a fantastic show! Packed to the brim! I'm really sure the residents of Colorado would live another show.

No Texas dates? Very Disappointing!!!

As I Lay 69'ing

To everyone talking big game about AILD's supporting acts for the last year: Wake the fck up

What happened to that guy who "worked in the industry" and said that the agony scene, evergreen terrace, haste the day, etc. were going to show up on this tour...got everyone's hopes up!!! Oh well...

because as we saw with Zao, any band that cares about their reputation wants nothing to do with tim. except for idiots like Branden Scheppetii and dino from fear factory

Phinehas isn't bad...these other bands I've never heard of??

hahahahahahahaha. this line up... who??? a bunch of bands that now are affiliated with a felon way to go you idiots

This is a messed up situation because even though we all know Tim is a terrible person there are 4 other members and the vocalist in a metal band is generally not the most talented person in the group...I know Tim founded aild but is there some way they could continue playing their old songs/style without him...not wovenwar cause that band was really not good...but classic aild just with a different singer?

Damn bro, can't wait until Phineas AND Ferb get added to this lineup!!!

Dudes who do steroids, beat their wives, abuse, kill people, and don't believe in dinosaurs are stoked

No knocked loose? They usually tour with sh!tty bands

"but classic aild just with a different singer?" It's probably very likely that Tim owns a significant portion of the group. If they ever did try and do something like that it would just end up with 2 different versions of the same band hating each other. Basically a KISS, Cro Mags, Entombed scenario.

I am still here and the aforementioned support package stands. however I noted (pull receipts) it would be later 2019 during the new album full US tour. this is just spring training

lol at "affiliated with a felon" that a crime somewhere?

Who is putting out the new album? Metal Blade?

Year of the Pillow here. We would love to be on this bill; it was premeditated murder, not racism/sexism/islamophobia /xenophobia, which are way more important things to worry about in today's climate.

Jon from Metalblade here. These limited edition gold statues of Lambesis handing money to the hitman are flying off the shelves.

not spring training, they are playing single A ball because the major league ball parks won't let them in (major promoter blacklist - same with the grammys). i would know this i work at metal blade and we dropped them over all this that and the splatter vinyl not selling

^^^ AILD should sign with Artery or maybe start crowdfunding, something that suits them better

Lol @ all those commenters who said they'd be playing 200 cap rooms back in the states. Guess what, they're playing Starland Ballroom, which is the same kind of venue they were playing at their 00s peak.

wrong. spring training schedule and they are undoubtably back in the majors. releasing the album (early Fall '19) on their own or via a label (plenty hankering for the opportunity) will result in the exact same scenario - billboard showing, grammy nomination, full US headliner and known venues/metalcore acts in tow. hopefully this clears it up

all restocks of splatter vinyl sold out awhile back. i'm in the warehouse (and mb street team)

Phinehas & Herb was a dumb cartoon

Obviously no CA dates. The cryhard liberals and feminists here would throw tantrums. Either way band is throwaway Ozzfest dogshit.

You're sad that they're not coming to Colorado? Were you planning on going to the show with Chris Watts?

Sweet - 3 more bands I won't ever waste time checking out. fck these douches for supporting Lambest-ts.

Stoked to see Metalcore Varg jam the classic As I Lay Dying Wife tunes

Hi Industry guy here. Just a heads up. My tour goss is true it's for a later tour in winter, also playing will be eighteen visions, blood on the dance floor and various jobless nonces we've rounded up now warped tour was wound down. The agony scene will be signing free posters from their roadrunner debut in the ally behind the ballroom opening night and victory records will be running a charity stall. Thanks all, I'm now off to jack myself silly over pictures of Tim's arms

Currents are quite good.

anonymous3 hours ago all restocks of splatter vinyl sold out awhile back. i'm in the warehouse (and mb street team) then update your webstore jerk

let's wait and see the attendance on these first. they played to 300 people in seattle a couple months back (one of the "SOLD OUT" shows). you can PLAY starland, but at their height they would have sold it out by now

Beta af.

whatever happened to Code Orange, did knocked loose steal all their fans?

Muchos saludos amigos. Soy de San Diego, subí la pared hace 5 años, muy divertido. Amo los estados unidos Estoy aquí para decirles que hice el amor dulce y dulce a la esposa de Lambesis durante el encarcelamiento de Tim. Ella puso sus tetas de copa D mejoradas alrededor de mi buena polla. Hizo mi erección dura. A continuación comenzamos a follar en misionero. Entonces ella quiso un buen arado desde atrás. Con mucho gusto agradecí, y me sentí increíble. Le di una ducha para ella !!!!!

^ ¿Con tu esperma caliente?

Si amigo.

Two songs in and you koffin.

Memphis Antifa here. we are already organizing shutting the rest of this bullshit down. See you later fans of learner's permit metal

"Obviously no CA dates. The cryhard liberals and feminists here would throw tantrums. Either way band is throwaway Ozzfest dogshit." They're from San Diego and played their big ass comeback show there you friggin weiner. Also I think they're actually beneath Ozzfest, they're Knotfest low at this point.

"releasing the album (early Fall '19) on their own or via a label (plenty hankering for the opportunity) will result in the exact same scenario - billboard showing, grammy nomination, full US headliner and known venues/metalcore acts in tow." Bless your little pea picking heart if you think a felon self-releasing a metalcore comeback record is gonna net them a Grammy after they already got nominated at their height a decade ago. I'll be seeing you this Fall, guy.

you'll be seeing me this fall and the entire lead up to it counting how many virtue signaling fails you have collected on these comment boards (predominantly concerning AILD)

their HUGE c-mback show in San Diego to 400 people

400 is more than 300 last I checked, and that's pretty much the venue capacity they're working with and you morons have been bragging about

"you'll be seeing me this fall and the entire lead up to it counting how many virtue signaling fails you have collected on these comment boards (predominantly concerning AILD)" If reminding you that AILD is a shitband is considered virtue signaling now, than I am Jussie fcking Smollet

plenty of 1000 room caps on that list idiot (st andrews, starland, etc). no matter how much you will this to fall short... it isn't and won't. give up

They won't fill 1000 caps. And they would have before

I think Starland is actually more than 1,000 but they won't sell it out as they have previously so it really doesn't matter in the slightest. They will lose money booking venues like that, just like shit-for-brains Suicide Silence. They have their sights set too high because Tim's head is planted firmly inside his own jerk. You can bedroom mosh to their crappy new song as much as you like but the wheels are already set in motion here.

Not all the butthurt in the world is going to stop AILD from touring (successfully or otherwise) and I feel like the sooner we address and accept that fact the better. AILD news should get about as much attention as every other TMZ level gossipy bullshit on this site. Can we get a few more "it's not right that they are touring..." comments? Have any feelings on Y2K you'd like to share while you're at it?

They ain't coming to Memphis unless they just rolling through on i40. fck outta here..

No one here even cares to have the morality debate with AILD anymore. Now it's just about watching Tim desperately cling to the past while he circles the drain. It's the "train wreck you can't stop watching" sorta thing.

plus that song they put out was HORRIBLE. Had that just come out and none of this happened it would barely be noticed (kind of like their last album). got a bunch of plays because it was called "my own grave" and people wanted to see the sideshow and what he had to "say". Totally milked the shock value. Won't work for the remainder of the career

ITT *listens to metal music talking about death and complaining about women and hating mothers* Also *complains, virtue signals, and white knights about a guy who made an attempt to have his wife killed for reasons only truly known to him and has made efforts to better himself as a person* Some of you beta cucks are fcking insufferable.

^ is it so hard to believe that maybe we also think their music is bad too? Or is your skull so fcking thick that you think verse-chorus-verse metalcore is literally untouchable? I'd call you insufferable too but honestly the collective stupidity of you AILD boiz is just too entertaining to condemn.

^ shut up dude. i don't doubt you dislike their music after 2007, but you continually bring up the felon angle to push supposed morality and compliment your (weak) agenda aka virtue signaling. most insufferable try gay poster on LG

support meh but aild will sell these venues, bet. also only thing creepy is this idiot with that elementary baiting handle. who hates Tim but can't stop thinkong about/talking about him? you do! known loser

1) what's the point of me "pushing my supposed morality" if you don't even know who I am? Do you really think someone named fourthgradec-cktease is trying to look like a virtuous guy online? 2) "the felon angle" sounds like something Charlie Kelly might say as a defense attorney 3) I could give a shit about Tim lol, I come here to make fun of you when I poop