Cannibal Corpse recruits Erik Rutan for upcoming tours
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Todd Jones here. "Most acclaimed death metal guitarist"? You will never be one of us.
Is Todd Jones the new Tim lambesis on here?
I went to stay with mom and Ricky once, he made me punch him in his six pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum packed bag of roasted sausages. Then he made me do abdominal crunches with him. I barfed all over his carpet. My barf was real orange and tasted fizzy. Ricky Prickles was so mad, he smacked me twice in the face with the flat of his hand.
NO-Todd Jones is just a corn waffle all of the idiots who occupy the messegeboard of Lamegoat who get a kick out of posting his name in different messeges closing their messeges with "You'll Never be one of us." N.A.I.L.S. is corny as fck and so are you for reading this post -as far as you have...
Are there expensive high quality crème c-cktails? What the fck do you think? I'm expecting to run up a formidable bar bill tonight... Fifteen bucks for a luxuriously creamy pssy-ass daiquiri!
David Gunn a.k.a the Bando Commando slash Rambo a.k.a. the Pyrex Pirate here. I'm chained to men I've known since children, but that's the kind of life you have to live in Flint, MI, which is CRAZY. I don't know if you know this or not, but that's where KING is from, and it's CRAZY. Gonna do some leg presses using Sumerican Annunaki stones, then it's time to prowl the streets to catch a body.
Is it true that Converge are rereleasing there catalog on 8-track? Seriously man. Good idea.
Guns here, reminding you that owning 100 of us and a couple of flamethrowers may not be the best idea, but it is your right
All LG cynicism / trolling aside, Rutan is a legit replacement. The death metal version of Beast Mode.
Imagine having a the name 'Eric Rutan' and never getting laid. You have to change your name son!! Insufferable gaygaristas--It's Bronz. I passed top of class at my Brother's university recently and trust me, one course--"Become A Millionaire In 90 Days" Part 1--"Change Ya Nerdy fckin Name And Hair Fool" You change that shit or you will end up in a staid metal band making 40 a night till ya daddy is changin ya Depends cuck. This Rutan putz is on noones radar, 'cept all yall geeky fcks ~IDGTF~
Pat is hard to fill in for. Rutan is a good fit though
Todd Jones herr. Islander. Emmure. Y'all aint funny. Bunch of unoriginal mo-mo's who can't get fcked. By ebony BBWs. Trust me if y'all got that Hershey love and had lives you'd have better things to do than regurgitate 3 year old Lambgoat comments. You'd have your winners buried in paradise.
Ugghh. Weiners not winners. Damn auto correct. And add a thick Bush to that ebony BBW.
Ballsaq boi here; I love Cannibal Corpse's "Gallery Of Suicide" album more than my own dad. I hate you all, you're corny and pathetic. Thanks for reading.
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--Y'all aint funny. Bunch of unoriginal wah wah wah :***[ Don't hemorrage too much about it fckstain JUST FOR YOU I have some new material already wrote and ready to debut it out in the coming week it's funnier than arite lange's nose
Just for me? Well come on with it then. c-m on with it. c-m on feel the noise.
they also have to rent space for his forehead
please don't wipe your butt after shitting. i want to make sure i get shit all over my c-ck when i put it up there. yummo
David Gunn a.k.a the Bando Commando slash Rambo a.k.a. the Pyrex Pirate here<--- eat a big ol'platter of excrement, you dumb ass pole smoker... your schpeel hasn't caught on yet & NEVER WILL... it's corny & not funny in the least bit. Give It Up.