Afterlife sign with Hopeless Records, premiere new singleWednesday, September 19, 2018 5:20 PM PT / 2,628 views
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My body is covered from Head. To. Toe. In. Dads. Pheromones. I have a dirty diaper of his on my head that I am using as a special needs helmet. Hi. I am David Gunn a.k.a. The Perenium Peruser a.k.a. The Prostate Potentate a.k.a. Rambone. Its a typical day at the Gunn's here in Davidson. But its about to get CRAZY. Mom and Dad are taking me to Flint to see a PG-13 movie and I am planning on sneaking in a Chocolate Milk. Time to eat a frozen Push-Up and then catch a dick in my body.
^ My cat is named after you! He's the best - me and my cat David Gunn.
***The Good Brett / Bad Brett CYOA (choose your own adventure)*** 1. The pool party was lacking something. Brett went inside. His eyes drifted until they landed on just what he was after. Christine was a 36b-30-34 natural blonde beauty. The fact that she wore sunglasses even though she was inside didn't escape the high school football letterman. Nonetheless, in hot pursuit, he traced her every move as she took a trip upstairs to the bathroom. (more below)
^ Hmmm...what's this. *get's popcorn ready (and Jergens)*
2. A sweet, musky scent lingered from inside her teal one piece bikini. Brett felt movement in his trousers. Christine closed the door behind her without noticing she was being followed. Brett hid in the shadows. He spotted an empty bedroom and began plotting his next move. Intrusive thoughts flooded his active imagination. He knew what he had to do. (to be continued)
These guys can barely get a crowd in their own hometown. Luke is the only solid person in this group of premadonnas.
The 2 for $6 deal at Burger King is so much better than this
i rarely post, but damn this sucks so bad haha
url youtube download can get you this track without wasting your money by the way lol - and seriously fck you for dropping band names like linkin park when you sound nothing like them at all haha. fcking disgrace
"These guys can barely get a crowd in their own hometown. Luke is the only solid person in this group of premadonnas" I don't like their music, I don't know the other guys in the band, but I can tell you Tristan has a heart of gold and is a really good dude. AlsO TIM LAMBESIS