Machine Head announces North American tour
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CHAKA BBC MALIK HERE. I GOT CD TEST PRESSES OF BURN'S LONG AWAITED FULL LENGTH LP "DO OR DIE". HIT ME UP IF WANT ONE. THEY ARE LIMITED TO 10 SPLATTER CD'S. I CAN ALSO SEND YOU AN OLD DREADLOCK I SAVED FROM DAYS IN ORANGE 9MM.
"an evening with" ugh...so fcking pretentious.
Now that Robb is apparently "sick of the white folks", he can at least get illegals to buy his concert tickets
10 splatter CDS should move pretty good. Here at Metal Blade, we have SO many AILD splatter vinyls. it's becoming a problem
DUDe the splatter comments rule, keep em c-mmin
Yeah dad! We don't need you, and it kills you to think that Janet loves me! And guess what? I love her! And you were right about one thing though dad, she is a hootie tootie disco cutie!
Just so you know, he tried to impress me with a loud fart once. He put his legs behind his head and shouted, "Someone's cutting the cheese!" Instead of just gas, a big glob of turd flew out of his butt like a rocket. It did a loop-the-loop near the wall and landed on the bed. So if anyone's a bed crapper around here, it's him.
Liberals everywhere get ready for a fun filled night full of tasty grooves from everyone's favorite hard rock band Machine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god damn sorry I just took a massive shit
the AILD splatter first iteration sold out in less than a week and all back orders have been filled. a simple site check confirms only a few swirl prints remain. i would know. i work at mb. the back end on shadows and an ocean between us will keep us in the green for decades to come
anonymous1 hour ago Now that Robb is apparently "sick of the white folks", he can at least get illegals to buy his concert tickets just imagine Machine Head playing a "No Whites Allowed" gig like that shithead Bourdain did in Texas and the entire event just gets shut down/raided by ICE
Direct support from local legends CODE ORANGE!
The second "b" in Robb is for butt-spelunker and lemme tell you when Machine head is down to take turns in my ass I just open wide. Always happy for that fresh c-m in my mouth
This one time me and Donkeylips collected everyone's spare change to buy hamburgers for the camp. Everyone distracted Ugg as we snuck up the camp road to collect our delicious prized hamburgers
Pressing Info: Shadows Are Security LP re-issue – 180g black vinyl – yellow/blue opaque split vinyl (limited to 1000 copies – USA exclusive) – opaque teal marble vinyl (limited to 500 copies – USA exclusive) – yellow with orange spots vinyl (limited to 300 copies – USA exclusive) – blue/black transparent marble vinyl (limited to 300 copies – EU exclusive) – clear ice-blue/orange and yellow splattered vinyl (limited to 200 copies – EU exclusive)
"an evening with" ugh...so fcking pretentious. As opposed to seeing opening bands you really don't want to see? They have been doing this type of touring for 3 years, go back and watch your boy Franz kick kids off the stage trying to stage mosh
went to old country buffet and the big old indian fella's got his little hairy dick and balls in the bread puddin. he's got his face behind the sneezeguard so it's not that big a deal but he was up there on the table he looks over and says it's not dry bread puddin no more — Robbb Flyn
> Wow you guys are fcked in the head Welcome to Lambgoat, my friend
Is this just Robb Flynn doing a 3 hour spoken word set about how he isn't racist?
Been moving a lot of units of Sheetrock all summer just to save up for Machine Head tickets. Been a headcase since the Supercharger days.
whatever happened to Logan Mader ? didn't he go crazy or something? i remember hearing he thought the government sent cats to spy on him with fiberoptic glasses, circa 2000/2001, no joke
Can Affiance buy-on this? They'd fit on this butt rock tour pretty well
North America announces they won't be attending
Hi Tim Lambesis here... my ex-wife knew a trick called the "Machine Head"... man it blew me away, and Im sure she felt the same way too. In all seriousness... Rob Flynn needs to fck right off. I have never met such a 2-faced SJW mooslim sucking phagget. I hope he gets deported to the South American shiiit hole he came from. Love and kisses xxx Tim
sacramento to missoula is a hell of a drive!