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Post CommentHey everyone, Tim Lambesis here..its just a cash grab on 2nd wave metalcore fans and youth group kids who relish the good old days.
Hey everyone Bill Cosby here, on LG from Prison, like OJ Simpson said. "Lambesis did that shit' fo real."
I actually got tickets to see the Isis reunion. fcking stoked.
Mariah Careys New Years performance in 2016 seems much smaller in comparison.
I didnt like the new Halloween trailer. So all the movies dont count, including the ones JL Curtis was in?
I think The Greasey Strangler was robbed at the Oscars. What a sham.
Don't need a 30 minute video to say they came back for the money
Tim is just trying to find a way to make things right and provide for his family. I'm sure the band will be cutting costs by touring in a van, teching themselves, minimizing crew, using GNC private label estrogen blockers in lieu of brand name...
the furniture ad at the beiginning of the video was a nice touch.
every single promotional thing they have done for this has just felt cheap and wrong. they did this "the wrong way" in terms of trying to persuade anyone OTHER than the "well i would kill my wife too if she was trying to take more stuff, more slapping riffs brah" crowd. this video actually makes it seem even cheaper somehow. maybe had this come out BEFORE the other press pushes. no respect.
can somebody do a synopsis of this? do they mention the woman at ALL that he tried to have killed? do they mention if they are going to fleece idiot christian fans?
yeah, this band is officially a litmus test for idiots
this is sad hahaha... tfw owning a bar and touring aint paying the bills without tim "double D tiddies" lambesis and As I lay crying
AILD is 5th tier metalcore at best, they are easily grouped in with bands like punch the clown, blackbelt, brawlpark, everyone gets hurts, 40sls..etc. You know those types of groups.
what are these dudes crying about? just go on tour & release more music, let the shittalkers be mad & annoying. who cares?
Hey guys, Ken Sorceron here again. For real, I was never friends with Michael Keene.
Everyone seems sad/mad but tim. Why's Tim got a ring on?
BORING. I'm more interested in why Sting and Shaggy made a terrible record together.
No one cares about the relationship with band dudes. What about the Ex wife that would be dead had he successfully hired a real hit man, who now gets to continue taking care of his kids while he gets to slide back into being a rockstar?
This is the gayest thing I have ever seen. This video and band is the meaning of GAY
I would be embarrassed and ashamed to sit at that table with him. Love how people refer to this as shit talking. Sorry I don't approve of somebody trying to have their wife murdered. Also, if you think that's brutal or "Metal" and makes you like them more then you need mental help.
Think people should off Tim's sack. He married and exchanged vows, promising "till death do us part." Nowhere in those vows does it say how said death must happen.
Because Tim got married to the Instagram model he was with when he tried to kill his wife.
This is why he tried to kill his wife. This is his new wife: https://mobile.twitter.com /AmandaDubord
Did no one notice how the picture above looks like a recreation of the last supper? I SMELL JESUS
Hi, I'm actually Jesus...and I'm just commenting to say these guys suck.
Wow Nick Hipa aged 10 years after all this. with the failure of wovenwar they were really struggling to make ends meet. Obviously full of shame for what they are doing, I bet tim berated them for turning on him too, they stuck between a rock and a hard place. but they have to start making money or they headed back to the streets.
There was no explanation of the one guys retarded looking beard
Looks exactly like The Last Supper lmfao I like how it's "As I Lay Dying explains..." when really it's just Tim justifying the decision to come back while everyone else looks ashamed of themselves. I hope they fall apart all over again.
Dudes with the hats, LOL, can't ever show their faces again
As I Lay Crying on the inside that I sunk to having to be in a band with dude bro again.
people that voted for Trump and hate women and stoked
The frontman claims he experienced "exponential terror" at the thought of developing breasts.
typical fcking brainwashed christians, these guys can barely put a sentence together (well except tim) ba dom crash.
his ex-wife has a 10 year restraining order on him. so no.
"Wow Nick Hipa aged 10 years after all this. with the failure of wovenwar they were really struggling to make ends meet. Obviously full of shame for what they are doing, I bet tim berated them for turning on him too, they stuck between a rock and a hard place. but they have to start making money or they headed back to the streets." HAHA. Yes, because the only possible job on the planet is playing shitty metalcore or being condemned to the streets.
MAKE HEAVY MUSIC GREAT AGAIN pussies have been whining about metalcore for 20 years... looks like it isn't a fad. out of touch babies. Trump 2020. Blue wave my ass.
anybody else getting the vibe that tim is working on a kool aid recipe and asking the guys what size nikes they wear?
This has to be one of the most awkward press videos I have ever seen! Dude's all look ashamed to be there and the body language is beyond tense!
I am a psychiatrist and deal with victims of abusive spouses, extreme narcicists etc. All the signs are there. This will not end well
"Golden State blew a 3-1 lead" ^ lol, douchebag
I feel like this 11 second video sums it up a lot better: https://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=sZHCVyllnck
Here's to hoping that he order successful hits to all his band members and they all die painfully
Just saw him sitting in the del mar barnes and nobles starbucks., the wheels are in motion
They should tour Ethiopia and adopt more children
"Every dude except Tim looks ashamed as fvck" ^Nailed it. Did not click vid but the thumbnail = guys all look bummed a.f.
you don't deserve the click, timmy bitch t-ts. bland generic music from jerks.