Mastodon to release 'Emperor of Sand' in March

FIrst bitches! oh yeah

You can all suck on your nannas' rubber t-ts. This shit is gonna be the chicken parmigiana! NAMASTE!

band is dayman approved

Lmao Twitter think im a lil salty that mr. Don lifted they new album from somethin i once said but SHAVO the one yall need to worry bout lmao like a time they print his name as SHOVEL in revolver xD anway it ture i called Reba vag the SAND EMPROR after hittin daddy lil girl back in hm..96 xD I swear it felt course and it got everywhere lmao Reba a good girl tho

Srj leavin his MacBook on while he rehearse his vocal warmup and SHAVO and den Mlkn here too play baby boy! :) den Mlkn here manning the keys while SHAVO giggle and tell me what to write xD haha srj always pissed when we mess wit his blog but it ture us, the boys, all got a lil sweet taste of Reba jerk back in the summa of love hm...99? XD Cool times baby blue well srj almost done better fly! LOL

"band is dayman approved" Some things are best kept to yourself. It's not that your approval is weird, it's actually quite common but c'mon man...a bit of decorum?

This is your daily reminder that webmaster has no clue what metal is and you're all a bunch of cucked posers.

^ vom

that cleaned-up Mastodon logo looks like Camp Anwanna....we hold you in our hearts...and when we think about you....

Webmaster ... track all these commentator's ip addresses and ban them

^ same gay that doesn't know what cucked means

^^ you should be a comedian because that is hilarious

^^ just realised two comments up the word gay wasn't censored. Also: 01. Sultan's Toilet 02. Show Toilet 03. Precious Toilet 04. Steamtoilet 05. Roots Toilet 06. Word To The Toilet 07. Ancient Toilet 08. Clandestoilet 09. Andrometoilet 10. Scorpion Toilet 11. Jaguar Toilet

Grow up, you sound like a three year old.

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That emperor has such a small staff. If I was the emperor my staff would of been huge bro.

more like Mastodump Emperor of the Bland, amirite?

I genuinely only still come to this website to read the Serj comments

Racist

Srj is the main reason I'm here too

That emperor has such a small staff. If I was the emperor my staff would of been huge bro. ^^ Keep telling yourself that pin dick, cheeto eating basement dweller fruit - Tim Riggins

total bullshit rolling stones ripoff