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Post CommentNAILS!! DEADS! RAISENS! - Todd "Nails the band" Jones
NAILS!!! DEADS!!!!!! RAISINS!!!!!! -TODD "THE NAILS WITH ATTITUDES" JONES!!!!
went to facedown fest six years ago and hit the mosh for christ so hard that my neck broke and i made my ascent into heaven where i met the lord himself... and jesus h. christ, the man himself, told me, word for word: "ABACABB is the fcking sickest and if you ain't down to whip that dong out for the core, then maybe you ain't as real as i thought."
does Brookey Doom still have a mirror on their rider so he can look at himself in the mirror and scream before going on stage as a warm up?
mark lewis is stoked to jack off btown while his wife sends muffins to tim lambesis in exchange for viles of stuff she hopes will get her pregnant so her next kid lifts weights instead of running around apple valley.
Brandon trahan's wife's jerk takes all of my holy c-ck up that stinky shit hole and she hails the devil while I do it. Jesus abuses.
I have it on good authority that Impending Doom is stoked for this you heard it here first
Lol @ abacabb what is that like a cheat code or something ??!
^ toured with them when I was in liferuiner. singer was a booking agent or something
singer of abacabb was punked everyday for a month on thrash and burn. poor dude has no neck.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.
anonymous3 days ago Lol @ abacabb what is that like a cheat code or something ??! permalink | report abuse Mortal kombat blood cheat
mark lewis is stoked to jack off btown while his wife sends muffins to tim lambesis in exchange for viles of stuff she hopes will get her pregnant so her next kid lifts weights instead of running around apple valley. permalink | report abuse anonymous 90 days ago Brandon trahan's wife's jerk takes all of my holy c-ck up that stinky shit hole and she hails the devil while I do it. Jesus abuses. If either of you anonymous pussies no where I'm at then come see me. fckin pussies
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