Cruel Hand, Lifeless announce U.S. tour
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thank u for not mentioning that poser ass metalcore band on the bill, the world is much better off without those wannabe macklemore bitches
12/10 I bet the Children don't even want them to play.
where's that one band that had to have a naked mosher to get noticed?
Lifeless NLFTW and Purgatory? Yeah, Im there.
Varials is beat af. They need a new vocalist
Real Todd Jones just wanted to say Varials will never be one of us
HOW DOES A BAND LIKE NEAR DEATH OR VARIALS GET ON A TOUR LIKE THIS? L.O.L
The drummer of near death looks like a q tip
Seriously though, Travis porter is a virgin
Travi Porter here confirming that I am a virgin
If I had to choose between watching a varials video, or killing my dog, I would dump a whole clip in Rex to make sure he's dead.
dudes who pee in their own mouth during a mosh are stoked
Why is everyone against Varials just asking
TY From Near Death here. Confirming I am indeed a q tip.
The drummer of Near Death sleeps with young dudes
Ty again. Just wanted to let you all know to follow my twitter. 9 love connecting with my fans. @tygentryfan LETS SMOKE SOME CIGS
Fake power trip tours with fake no warning the tour
Ty from Near Death here letting ya'll normies know to hit me up on tour and let's SMOKE SOME fckING CIGS
Ty here again, If I hook up with a minor but I look like a 16 year old who never hit puberty, is it still illegal? SMOKE fckIN CIGS BABY
what kind of fcking name is Near Death anyway
Ty Gentry from Near Death here, can i borrow your someones drums for this tour?
Tyler Djentry from Almost dead here, stoked to be playing this with my fcking boys
The only thing bigger than this tour is the drummer of neardeaths ego
TY from Near Death here, will smoke CIG$ and finger your bitch to barrow ur drum kit all tour
Todd Jones here. Fake Power Trip needs to quit because they will never be one of us.
HEy Guis Dis is ty ty from ND BABY //lightning bolt) ju$t want 2 say Im not ur AverAGe im NoT ur Ordinary BUST !!!!
This is actually Ty from Near Death. When I find who has been making all these comments I will literally pummel you. Crude Hand - Please don't kick us off this tour over what these Normie pussies are saying. I don't even smoke that many cigs, I'm too busy on tour
Near Death = computer drums and powertrip mixed with a Q tip that has a kid
I dont feel bad for the dude worst ego ever.
OK GUYS I NEED A DRUM SET FOR TOUR CAN YOU PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF AND HELP ME
How does a shit local band have this much beef with anyone
Peter Rono from Kaonashi here, confirming second death and a skylit drive wires 10 year anniversary in philly. We have water ice
Kids who got into hardcore after Warped Tour 2016 are stoked.
this is travis from varials reporting in why is everyone make fun of me
I hear dex Rickey will make a guest appearance at one of these dates
I work at Fearless Records and we just signed Varials. I have it on good authority that they will dropped before the week is out.
Lol @ Travis Porter putting together a D+ lineup. If this is all Cruel Hand can scrape together for support than they are beat af.
Funny how all of you talking shit on Varials can't admit that you have small penises and big power trips. You were probably moshed on during one of their shows. Naked people probably trigger you.
Still a huge douche that comment book his own successful tour even if he tried ^^ Dick wad
what is a varials? AND why aren't more people triggered?
Bring bring a helmet, those mongoloid Jesus Piece groupies are sure to be there. Complete with matching jerseys. Side note Silverbacks just mad he doesn't have a dad
^Who had a bad time at This Is Hardcore this year?
Ty gentry here trying to go on this A+ relevant bands only tour so I pay child support
Ty here I wish everyone would stop making fun of me, I just want to follow my dream of giving up on my daughter and hitting the road whers the issue?
Cruel Hand checkin in just wanted to confirm variables are hardcore and not soft gays
You know a band is on the way out when they book a power trip cover band instead of booking power trip
This tour honestly needs more metalcore bands. Like why isn't memphis may fire or someone actually good playing this
Alex Casper here. just wondering if any of the bands on the tour package wanna play the dimmadome in Philly as a one off. I'll buy you wawa before the show
Shane from xdiix here catch me fcking your mom in myrtle beach, home of the real sc crush get wrecked forever.1
Chaka Malik here. I hope the new Burn EP goes platinum.
Check out near death they arent as bad as the comments make them out to be - near death
They spammed their own news 77 times why tf should anyone check the local gays out
drummer of near death needs an ass beating he wont forget watch your back gay
Hey guys, Zaq Kern here from eyetooth collective/Near death. If anyone needs me to print some tapes that you'll never get, feel free to send money over and hit me up.
Zach Kern is a god. Ty gentry is a flaming doucher
This tour is fire. Lifeless kicks ass. Literally hope they don't beat the shit out of show goers
Ty gentry here. Can some body babysit my kid while I rock on this tour?