Randy Blythe to front Eyehategod for band's fall tour
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nice merging of early 90s redneck and early 00s redneck fanbases
TL;DR Southern circlejerk involving bands no one really cares about anymore. Probably pretty tough for either of them to do box after sucking each others dcks so much Jesus fckin christ
I plan on stage diving and stepping on randys toes
If you step on his toes, he will have to claim self defense...
and now, an exercise in saying the same fcking thing in as many different ways in the same 2 paragraphs as you possibly can. The statement could easily have just said "Man, I'm stoked to fill in for Eyehategod. Love those guys. Known them forever. Mike is the man, and I hope he gets better. Thanks to them for the opportunity. The End." and accomplished everything that was needed.
There are actually people who like to read Randy's "musings." The dude is biggest wordy blowhard on the planet. If he's like that in conversation, I bet he spends a lot time alone.
Interested to see if there will be a barricade. Last time I saw EHG/Ringworm it was in a super small venue with no barricade/security.
Haha reading these for a good laugh. I spend a lot of time alone? *I wish* I had me time. Just when I think I do, I'll get a text from a friend wanting to hang out, so I gladly oblige. Or band practice. Or a photograph shoot. Thanks again for your consern. -RB
this isnt a good fit and hes going to ruin it
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knew it would be >1000 words because Randy Blythe is involved
How many times will he kill or almost be killed this tour
won't be able to see Randy's name without thinking 'wordy blowhard'. Nice Lamegoat, real nice
I'm not even gonna attempt to f**king read any of that
I'm not even gonna attempt to f**king read any of that But you'll take the time to comment. Takes all but a minute and a half, maybe less. You lazy fcking retard.
^ Oh no how will he ever go on not knowing this important news
It takes about 8 minutes less to comment than to read you pathetic log fanboy. Also, CONCERN*
EyeHateLambOfGod-yeow!!! lil lambin,lil lambin!!!!!