NewsJuly 11, 2016 2:17 PM ET21,990 views

Lamb of God frontman Randy Blythe 'almost killed' in car wreck

Lamb Of God vocalist Randy Blythe witnessed a serious car accident over the weekend in Oklahoma. Moreover, Blythe was actually involved in the wreck as the offending vehicle crashed into a trailer in the possession of Blythe and his companions. Addressing the driver of the vehicle, Blythe said, "You almost killed me, my two friends, our god, and another driver." Photos and additional commentary from Blythe can be found below via Instagram.

Photo #1 in a series. We are all ok- BUT if you are driving & looking at this: PUT DOWN THE GODDAMNED PHONE AND DRIVE, ASSHOLE. 7.9.2016 "PAY ATTENTION #1" Oklahoma. Listen to me, little girl: this is what you almost died in yesterday. This is what you almost killed me, my 2 friends, our dog, & another driver with. This is what you almost killed your 3 friends with. This is what you almost killed YOURSELF with. I sat parked on the side of the two-lane country road & I watched as you plowed into our chase vehicle's trailer- I saw your truck hit it & fly into the air. Like a slow-motion horror movie scene, you sprouted deadly wings & flew high into the air towards us before crashing onto the road a few feet away. You had hit another truck before you even crashed into our trailer. We were in the middle of nowhere, on wide-open road, with a clear view for miles. How did you not see us? How fast were you going to run into 2 vehicles & still fly into the air like that? We were stopped, & completely off the road, the other truck behind us that you hit was going maybe 3 mph, maximum. We were all aware of each other- somehow, you were not. #leica #leicacamerausa #youmeanda63 #bloody66 #putdownthefuckingphoneanddriveyouasssholes

A photo posted by D. Randall Blythe (@drandallblythe) on

7.9.2016 "PAY ATTENTION #2" Oklahoma. After you landed on your side, Rob & Kim & myself jumped out of our vehicles & ran the 15 feet towards your truck- it was smoking & we heard you all screaming inside. As we ran to the truck a person climbed out of the passenger side window, then another, then another, then another & you all flopped onto the road, filthy & covered in blood. It was a real-life horror movie- I prayed as I moved towards you: "Please God don't let anyone be dead!" You, the driver, kept yelling "My brakes went out, my brakes went out"- this is bullshit. The skid marks tell us a different story, but even if they had, you must have been going 80 mph according to the other driver you rear ended before you even hit Kim's trailer. Why? You were so quick to deny blame, screeching your head off before the rest of your friends were even out of your mangled truck- you are a child; a child driving a huge, deadly weapon. By the way, that's you going into shock on our trailer while the EMTs work on you & your other friend- I watched it happen. If Kim hadn't been behind me & Rob with that trailer, we would have joined you. Or worse. #leica #leicacamerausa #youmeanda63 #bloody66 #putdownthefuckingphoneanddrive

A photo posted by D. Randall Blythe (@drandallblythe) on

7.9.2016 "PAY ATTENTION #3" Oklahoma. You stumbled around the road, moaning about your brakes as your friend in the white shirt with blood all over it wandered around in shock before he collapsed onto the highway- he was yelling to get him off the road, but I didn't want to touch him, scared that his neck might be broken. I ran out to make sure another car didn't run him over. We were afraid the truck would explode- gas was everywhere, & the vehicle was smoking, but still we moved among you, asking how many were in the truck, trying to get y'all off the road- we wouldn't watch a person die if we could prevent it- one of you told us it was just the four of you. Your other friend stumbled up to me, holding his hand & pleading for a bandage- there was a huge gash in it, blood was everywhere, I could see the white bone glistening beneath. I took my shirt off my back & gave it to him to stop the bleeding. We made y'all sit on our trailer you hit & we got water from our van for you. We called 911. The paramedics came quick. You can't imagine what you looked like climbing out of the smoking wreckage of your truck. #leica #leicacamerausa #youmeanda63 #bloody66 #putdownthefuckingphoneanddrive

A photo posted by D. Randall Blythe (@drandallblythe) on

7.9.2016 "PAY ATTENTION #4" Oklahoma. While the paramedics put first you, then your friend, then your other friend in neck braces & got you into the ambulances, I talked to the cops & the other driver you hit- you were going fast. Way too fast. I looked at the clear-as-day skid marks where you slammed on the brakes right before you hit our trailer. I looked at your crumpled truck- it was already covered in mud- you must have just gone four wheeling, but you had merely wiped a small hole in the back windshield to see out of- this doesn't cut it, little girl. All of your belongings were scattered on the side of the road, & the lady who had to clean it up found some disgusting things- even the cops were grossed out, & they've seen it all. You obviously don't take care of your vehicle, & you obviously don't pay attention to things. You are 24 years old- this is not a game. You are old enough to know better, & your lack of attention almost killed us all on a sunny afternoon in the Oklahoma countryside. #leica #leicacamerausa #youmeanda63 #bloody66 #putdownthefuckingphoneanddrive

A photo posted by D. Randall Blythe (@drandallblythe) on

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anonymous 7/11/2016 11:43:17 AM

our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god our god


anonymous 7/11/2016 11:48:55 AM

Hardcore vanflip bitches. #flip #die


anonymous 7/11/2016 11:53:06 AM

Shit band, beat up by teens, car drama..damn this guy cant catch a break.


anonymous 7/11/2016 12:17:48 PM

Almost Famous


anonymous 7/11/2016 12:26:02 PM

found some disgusting things....


anonymous 7/11/2016 12:27:50 PM

Speak the truth brother!


anonymous 7/11/2016 12:48:32 PM

Veeery curious about these "disgusting things".


anonymous 7/11/2016 12:55:28 PM

WHAT DISGUSTING THINGS?!


MDWKS 7/11/2016 1:00:40 PM

TLNR!!!!... Has he moved out of the country yet or do we really need to keep waiting for Donald Trump to get elected?


anonymous 7/11/2016 1:26:13 PM

you almost killed our God? God is dead , and no one cares.


anonymous 7/11/2016 1:39:42 PM

remember the guy you 'actually killed' in Poland?


anonymous 7/11/2016 2:18:20 PM

Pokemon Go strikes again.


anonymous 7/11/2016 2:30:50 PM

Almost died in a car wreck. Still has time to add b/w filter to photos and put them on Instagram. fgt


anonymous 7/11/2016 3:08:30 PM

anonymous33 minutes ago Almost died in a car wreck. Still has time to add b/w filter to photos and put them on Instagram. fgt ^^^^THIS LULZ.


anonymous 7/11/2016 3:31:29 PM

MICHAEL KEENE DIGS SHIT OUT OF HIS OWN OPIATED BUTTHOLE BECAUSE OF HIS DRUG CONSTIPATION, ASK HIS BAND MATES


ed_money 7/11/2016 3:35:46 PM

Randy Blythe is out of control desperate to establish some sort of significance.


anonymous 7/11/2016 4:00:47 PM

Well shit, we were so close with getting rid of one more shitty 'metal by the numbers' band. Oh well.


welfareleech 7/11/2016 4:04:06 PM

"You obviously don't take care of your vehicle" dude ...its an 85 Chevy Blazer


anonymous 7/11/2016 4:15:12 PM

Says the guy who actually killed somebody


anonymous 7/11/2016 4:32:00 PM

Lol...you almost killed our god!!!


anonymous 7/11/2016 4:35:46 PM

Did this really happen or is this just like a preview to some lame upcoming spoken word performance at Cha Cha's or something


anonymous 7/11/2016 4:49:40 PM

Door Jamb Of God


anonymous 7/11/2016 5:29:22 PM

lol @ all of this. very cool.


anonymous 7/11/2016 5:29:59 PM

Dark Days 2 to follow.


anonymous 7/11/2016 5:30:31 PM

you sprouted deadly wings & flew high into the air towards us before crashing onto the road a few feet away. pretty sure these are poison the well lyrics.


anonymous 7/11/2016 5:43:33 PM

Wtf??


anonymous 7/11/2016 5:58:33 PM

"Disgusting things" did a bunch of butt plugs or something spill out onto the highway? This dude is a fcking tool. What a pretentious serious of posts


anonymous 7/11/2016 6:29:01 PM

Four wheeling?? No dickhead these rednecks went MUD RUNNING ...four wheeling implys they were on a quad


anonymous 7/11/2016 6:31:30 PM

White trash who drink MBI and do heroin are stoked


anonymous 7/11/2016 7:19:31 PM

the lady who had to clean it up found some disgusting things the lady who had to clean it up found some disgusting things the lady who had to clean it up found some disgusting things the lady who had to clean it up found some disgusting things


anonymous 7/11/2016 8:02:03 PM

Disgusting things = Lamb Of God discography


anonymous 7/11/2016 8:02:40 PM

pretty sure these are poison the well lyrics. ^^ Winner


anonymous 7/11/2016 8:10:59 PM

this band were never any good, hence why they never MADE it


anonymous 7/11/2016 9:14:44 PM

HE ALMOST KILLED THEIR GOD


anonymous 7/12/2016 2:24:30 AM

publicity stunt like the As Blood Runs Black abduction, the LOG stage push. Edgy band is edgier than Nails and heavier


anonymous 7/12/2016 4:49:47 AM

#putdownthecameraandbark


anonymous 7/12/2016 6:06:18 AM

NOW You've Got Something, to Drive For(d)...


anonymous 7/12/2016 7:19:09 AM

Editor flip our god, and another driver.our god, and another driver.our god, and another driver.our god, and another driver.our god, and another driver.our god, and another driver.our god, and another driver.


anonymous 7/12/2016 7:55:33 AM

The only "Lamb Of God" is Jesus Christ, Randy. When you insult the LORD, he will enact anger and furious vengeance on you. Find Jesus and repent.


anonymous 7/12/2016 8:13:43 AM

GIRLS TEXTING WHILE DRIVING ARE NOT TO BE STOPPED EVER THEY MAY NOT HAVE A LICENSE THEY CAN HIT WHO THEY WANT WHERE THEY WANT WITH OR WITHOUT A LICENSE


anonymous 7/12/2016 8:14:24 AM

Lamb of (almost killed) God... These Instagram posts read like a Wesley Willis song.


anonymous 7/12/2016 9:14:36 AM

LOL at the poison the well lyrics


anonymous 7/12/2016 10:39:56 AM

Sounds like he was masturbating to these posts judging by how many times he repeated "Little Girl"


anonymous 7/12/2016 12:21:58 PM

But did she catch that Psyduck?


anonymous 7/12/2016 7:47:55 PM

What a fcking attention whore this guy is. I don't want to see him dead but Jesus fck Randy you are annoying.


anonymous 7/12/2016 8:46:26 PM

Does this mean Randy is gonna write another book??


anonymous 7/13/2016 2:22:37 PM

Serious enough to take fancy photos eh? Stupid.


anonymous 7/13/2016 2:26:15 PM

P.S. Why is he acting like he was in a life threatening situation? Being put in an ambulance with a neck brace, is standard procedure for any car accident, you drama queen.


anonymous 7/15/2016 7:51:12 PM

Almost got Czechmated





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