Relapse Records signs GatecreeperWednesday, June 15, 2016 12:55 PM PT / 4,956 views
I have nothing to say other than.... This band just sucks. Excited to not listen to another boring/generic old school death metal revival band with a couple of guitar players that have shit tone. Bunch of hipsters with HM2 pedals, get lost.
Band rules. Played with them in Arizona. Guitarist looked like Wario.
If this is your "dream come true" well,. aim higher
more fake death metal for thirteen year olds brought to you by ol kurt. thanks todd jones
how do you water down entombed? they show ya
Took my 12 year old nephew to see these guys snd of feather and bone a few months ago, not sure how much he liked it. Shitty uncle appreciation
^ Your dads boyfriend tickles your dads bone with a feather, he likes it
i filled my subohm tank with buttermilk ranch dressing
Personally thought it said Gatekeeper at first, 7.5/10.
try to name one good relapse release (not a reissue) since "freakery"
Oh wait, I get it, it's like Gatekeeper, but not! Sweet play on words, dudes! I approve. --Satan.
Todd Jones here, SORRY GATECREEPER, YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. -TODD JONES OF NAILS.
Sweet. Good for them. They are definitely not hipsters or trend dudes . They are old school dudes. Know most of them especially the vocalist. Great dude. Eat an jerk.