Slipknot: rescheduled U.S. tour dates announced
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I heard they're bringing 'Sankus Sound' on the road with them. Slipknot issued a press release saying, "Yeah, we just really wanted an angry fat gay running sound for us. It just made sense, the fact that he's so angry and bitter all the time just fits our vibe... Really wish he still had the ponytail though, man..." No word on whether Sankus plans to run anyone over with the tour bus or break any bottles over and teenagers' heads.
Corey Taylor reportedly hospitalized after Brian Sankis runs him over with tour bus after bringing up Justin Lowe.
sankus crap never was and never will be funny. give it up bro.
That first Sankus comment is killing it tho. 10/10
I personally know Sankus and this stuff makes him really upset. I mean, We met in the pit.. I was wearing my RIP Justin shirt so he invited me to the sound board for a coors light and he high fived me before throwing up a sick vocal delay that shattered the time line and opened up a black hole in the pit. Dreams do come true-
The Brian Sankus comments are less funny and less noticeable than the spam about working from home.
Brian sankus makes up to 96$ an hour from home! But he choses to work for some shot christian band on tour instead. Private message me to find out how!!!!
Sankus here. I guess it is going to be an early start today dirt bags. after slaughter runs seamlessly with me at the helm, the arena tours will come a calling. book it posers. Ground rules remain intact... slight interruptions during a show... punched in the face. disrespect towards band members... mowed down by the bus. mention Justin Lowe... that one's an obvious. Brian Sankus
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk