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GWAR parts ways with female vocalist

Thursday, May 7, 2015 9:54 AM PT / 15,480 views
Vulvatron of Gwar
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GWAR has announced the departure of Kim Dylla, who joined the band last year as Vulvatron. The band has issued the following statement:
GWAR, the world's premier shock rock band, today announced that Kim Dylla was released from the band directly following the fall 2014 GWAR Eternal Tour, and will no longer perform with the group. Dylla played the character of Vulvatron, a buxom Scumdog from the distant future, on the band's last national tour. The group garnered quite a bit of press when it was erroneously reported that Dylla, in the role of Vulvatron was the new lead singer for the band. Brent Purgason, slave of the recently defrosted intergalactic barbarian, Pustulus Maximus, had this to say; "Kim did a great job, but we wanted to go a different direction with the Vulvatron character. You will absolutely see more of Vulvatron in the future, just not portrayed by Kim. There is no ill will, no acrimony, and no drama. We respect Kim's talent without question, it just isn't what we needed in the character."
UPDATE: If Dylla is to be believed, she suggested that she only found out about her dismissal today via the Internet. Here's what she had to say:
"It's really nice when you find out important things from people you consider to be your friends from posts on the internet and messages from strangers. There is something called basic respect not existing in that modus of communication. That being said, I'm currently looking for a new vocal gig with a serious metal band that likes to tour their asses off. Doesn't matter what style but no core b.s., no symphonic metal. Must be chill dudes and down with beer drinking hellraisers. Must not be threatened by strong women, no deep-seated drama. Location unimportant."

45 comments


anonymous 5/7/2015 9:57:39 AM

Hurr durr, Doug-a-tron will be the new vocalist.


chicken_gang_bang 5/7/2015 10:07:08 AM

So they kicked her out for getting all the attention


anonymous 5/7/2015 10:07:17 AM

Shoulda sucked that intergalactic dck Kim..


anonymous 5/7/2015 10:22:02 AM

like they really have any sort of plan or methodical outcome to their band lol


anonymous 5/7/2015 10:40:32 AM

She quit after being given the following ultimatum: t-ts or GTFO


anonymous 5/7/2015 10:46:52 AM

was released from the band was released from the band was released from the band was released from the band was released from the band was released from the band was released from the band


anonymous 5/7/2015 10:46:55 AM

Honk Honk! Petition.org for GWAR BQ in Bluffington


ineedmoresalt 5/7/2015 10:51:34 AM

She would look better with makeup


anonymous 5/7/2015 11:31:29 AM

Roger Kockz, Fappy Mayonaise, Doug c-mmy


anonymous 5/7/2015 11:48:56 AM

Yeah Doug jokes are so super funny. It's funny because it's an old Nickelodeon show that was a cartoon and it's funny because it was on Nickelodeon. And it's hilarious to just post stuff about doug all the time. Because it's ironic and the beets are so funny. The best part about posting doug shit all the time is that it's doug, and it's so so funny. Some people get it and some people don't lol. Skeeter was dougs friend and Doug had a dog. Haha bluffington. Super cool and so funny. Doug.


anonymous 5/7/2015 11:50:01 AM

This is hardcore tumblr feminists are NOT stoked.


anonymous 5/7/2015 11:51:47 AM

^ that post doesn't have any Doug references. GTFO.


anonymous 5/7/2015 12:17:29 PM

Yeah Doug jokes are so super funny. It's funny because it's an old Nickelodeon show that was a cartoon and it's funny because it was on Nickelodeon. And it's hilarious to just post stuff about doug all the time. Because it's ironic and the beets are so funny. The best part about posting doug shit all the time is that it's doug, and it's so so funny. Some people get it and some people don't lol. Skeeter was dougs friend and Doug had a dog. Haha bluffington. Super cool and so funny. Doug. ^Yes.


anonymous 5/7/2015 12:41:49 PM

Band has no direction. Just staaaap. Oh yeah--dirka dirka Doug this dirka dirka Doug that...


anonymous 5/7/2015 1:02:14 PM

Holy fck those t-ts. Yummy!


anonymous 5/7/2015 1:16:34 PM

Eve wanted her out


anonymous 5/7/2015 1:36:59 PM

yep the TiH feminazis are probably pulling their hair out over this. OMFG GWAR IS LIEK SO SEXISTS UGH


anonymous 5/7/2015 1:56:06 PM

Everyone go check out the drama unfolding on kind facebook stat!


anonymous 5/7/2015 1:56:36 PM

Kims*


anonymous 5/7/2015 2:37:31 PM

Kim just got Stone Told Stunnered on her Facebook


anonymous 5/7/2015 3:13:44 PM

no drama...right. you all should see the back and forth between her and brent on her facebook page. dumb bitch shoulda kept her mouth shut, she now looks like an erratic drunk drama queen. dumb dyke has basically blacklisted herself from any band at this point


anonymous 5/7/2015 3:18:05 PM

Mad drama on Kim's facebook!!


anonymous 5/7/2015 3:21:45 PM

Shoulda got Patti Mayoniese. Duhhh


anonymous 5/7/2015 5:10:03 PM

Brent fcked Kim and got in trouble with Eve obviously


anonymous 5/7/2015 5:25:38 PM

BLUFFINGTON BEATDOWN IS c-mMIN FOR YA MOOKZ


anonymous 5/7/2015 5:44:40 PM

Porkchop wants to tryout. What say you?


anonymous 5/7/2015 6:11:32 PM

doug doug doug doug doug doug doug roger klotz roger klotz skeeter skuny beaumont beets banging on a trashcan drumming on a streetlight patti mayonaisse porkchop porkchop bebe bluffington honkey burger chaulky staudebager mr dink is a pedo


anonymous 5/7/2015 6:45:19 PM

Mary fck Kill Female from GWAR, Patti Mayonnaise, Judy Funnie


anonymous 5/7/2015 7:08:13 PM

marry patti shes wifey material, fck judy im into hipster bitches, kill the gwar chick because not even gwar who have a song about fcking a dog want her


anonymous 5/7/2015 7:09:59 PM

no core b.s.


anonymous 5/7/2015 8:06:35 PM

What'sa "no core"?


anonymous 5/7/2015 8:22:00 PM

i'd fck her


anonymous 5/7/2015 8:55:25 PM

Megatron is stoked.


anonymous 5/7/2015 11:32:26 PM

anonymous 10 hours ago Holy fck those t-ts. Yummy! You do realize they are like paper maacheee, shee doesnt actually have big ones


anonymous 5/8/2015 12:51:45 AM

anonymous 9 hours ago no drama...right. you all should see the back and forth between her and brent on her facebook page. dumb bitch shoulda kept her mouth shut, she now looks like an erratic drunk drama queen. dumb dyke has basically blacklisted herself from any band at this point Doubt it, she has her own succesul company and has a ton of contacts in the music industry


anonymous 5/8/2015 5:54:44 AM

Oh VULVA tron, I get it. Because crease.


anonymous 5/8/2015 7:56:11 AM

Because Patti Mayonnaise's crease.


anonymous 5/8/2015 10:30:20 AM

I rather listen to core bs than whatever crap she does.


anonymous 5/8/2015 4:59:20 PM

I'd rather listen to doug pounding my brothers big ass.


anonymous 5/9/2015 12:36:19 AM

and back to the kitchen she goes. fck feminism


anonymous 5/9/2015 1:13:18 PM

I heard Doug takes it in the pooper.


anonymous 5/9/2015 3:51:51 PM

why was the back and forth from facebook deleted from this news post?


anonymous 5/11/2015 8:21:18 AM

i always wanted to suck them breasts.


anonymous 5/11/2015 8:27:53 AM

ya. join my band. be cool to have you in it while youre on the rag and then become a b1tch to everyone.


anonymous 5/12/2015 8:39:20 AM

Am I the only one who thinks this was a great idea on Gwars part? I went to see them on the 1st tour with out Dave...Doug.......I mean Oderus and SHE fckING SUCKED! She was the worst part of the show! Stiff and a HORRIBLE SINGER.





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