NewsMarch 27, 2015 10:17 PM ET4,617 views

Dark Sermon's van stolen in Florida

Dark Sermon's stolen van Just hours after Dark Sermon announced plans to tour North America this spring, the band discovered that their touring van was stolen in Florida. The group has issued the following statement:
"In the spirit of no good news going unpunished, we are troubled to inform you that we just found out that our van has been stolen. You've probably heard of vans being broken into, and personal items and cash being taken, but rarely ever is a band's touring vehicle jacked from a parking lot. "The missing vehicle is a white 2000 Dodge Ram 3500. The license tag is 839 TEF. It was last seen at US19 and Sunset in Clearwater, FL. "We leave for a 2.5 month tour a week from today, as some of you know, so this is a very dire situation. We have filed a police report, and we believe we have security camera footage of the man who took it. If you could please SHARE this post on your Facebook and spread awareness about this incident, we might be able to catch the thief and maybe even get our van back. "Any and all posts and help are appreciated more than you know. Thank you to everyone in advance for your support."


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anonymous 3/27/2015 7:57:55 PM

its down by the river

Jemenez_Cricket 3/27/2015 8:27:15 PM

Ahhhh dudes

anonymous 3/27/2015 8:30:23 PM

Who the fck would want a Dodge van anyways?

anonymous 3/27/2015 9:34:30 PM


anonymous 3/27/2015 10:04:22 PM

They're just acting like it got stolen because they announced a tour without a van and are now seeking donations to scramble for one.

anonymous 3/27/2015 10:48:15 PM

Whoops! Sucks to suck, bitchesZ

tonyhawk 3/27/2015 11:20:45 PM

sum1 doesnt wana see a dark sermon tour

anonymous 3/28/2015 1:12:04 AM

Id like to have some dark stuff in my jerk please

anonymous 3/28/2015 2:17:51 AM

it was those damn scientologists

anonymous 3/28/2015 5:18:37 AM

In Clearwater? It must have been a retired gay guy.

anonymous 3/28/2015 7:22:17 AM

Poster above is actually right on the money, I lol'd

anonymous 3/28/2015 7:34:15 AM

The aliens must have ubducted it.

anonymous 3/28/2015 7:36:20 AM

First people ripping bands off, now people stealing entire vans. Next will be entire bands. #Aliens

estep 3/28/2015 7:52:28 AM

I blame L Ron Hubbard

anonymous 3/28/2015 10:30:16 AM

i wish that i could pee like the cool kids

anonymous 3/28/2015 10:48:10 AM

It was Alex Rae and adalia

anonymous 3/28/2015 12:39:32 PM

Scouring craigslist in fl for cheap vans as I type this

anonymous 3/28/2015 10:27:39 PM

It was Keene and those face guys!!! Trying to take up all the METAL

anonymous 3/28/2015 11:13:36 PM

It was Van Halen.

anonymous 3/29/2015 11:45:51 AM

Unlocking The Truth stole their van and their TVs.

anonymous 3/29/2015 2:10:42 PM

Someone's just gotta one-up Harms Way

anonymous 3/29/2015 4:00:43 PM

"anonymous1 day ago They're just acting like it got stolen because they announced a tour without a van and are now seeking donations to scramble for one."

anonymous 3/29/2015 10:46:07 PM

St. Louis is not stoked.

anonymous 3/30/2015 12:54:13 AM

Darth Seamen

anonymous 3/30/2015 7:54:23 PM

poop and pee

anonymous 3/31/2015 5:14:09 AM

singer is a huge ungrateful dick. Couldn't appreciate a free ride to a show from his high rise $1300 rent a month dorm so karma took his shit van from his shit band

anonymous 3/31/2015 6:33:42 AM

fcked Tyler Dennens mom

anonymous 3/31/2015 10:45:44 AM

Ex Bermuda members in Florida? Might want to hit them up

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