NewsDecember 26, 2014 9:36 PM ET7,285 views

Rings Of Saturn announce new guitarist

In the wake of the acrimonious departure of guitarist Joel Omans, Rings Of Saturn have found a replacement in Miles Baker. The band has issued the following statement:
"We are very pleased to announce that our close friend, Miles Baker, will be taking on the duties of guitar for Rings of Saturn! Below is his play through of our song Peeling Arteries! This song focuses on a lot of difficult techniques for all instruments, and is more challenging then our newer material, so it is the perfect song for auditioning purposes. Also please be sure to check out Miles' project Interloper that Lucas Mann, and Aaron Stechauner are also invloved in! We can't wait to hit the road again and shred some new material from Lugal Ki En for all of you guys!"

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anonymous 12/26/2014 7:23:14 PM

This shit sucks so much.

anonymous 12/26/2014 7:35:28 PM

Who gives a fck? This band can't play its own songs.

anonymous 12/26/2014 8:32:50 PM

Hey, you wanna know what i like? Well written songs. That's what i like. If i wanted to hear this pointless crap i'd get a job at Guitar Center

genghisjohn 12/26/2014 9:47:34 PM

Expect more crying to ensue #CryHard2CryHarder

anonymous 12/26/2014 9:52:23 PM

Sounds like a band all these lambgoat turds would start.

Arkham256 12/26/2014 9:52:39 PM

I can't tell if the tattoo on his arm is an alien head or a 3D donut. At least he can play the stuff though.

anonymous 12/26/2014 10:38:42 PM

Sounds like a shitty version of Bleed by Meshuggah?

genghisjohn 12/26/2014 11:16:18 PM

anonymous1 hour ago Sounds like a band all these lambgoat turds would start. More like a band that you would avoid at Warped Tour, queer Band's gayer than you felching a rainbow out of Richard Simmons' ass

anonymous 12/27/2014 1:40:05 AM

So they hired a guitarist who can play the shit they pieced together in the studio by a douchebag who can't play it live. Brilliant. Way to overshadow your own incompetence. That's good marketing right there. Can't wait to see the "lead guitarist" doing Metallica strums while this dude earns them merch money.

anonymous 12/27/2014 2:35:07 AM

I don't give a fvck what you lambgheys say, this is the raddest sh1t I've seen in ages.

estep 12/27/2014 5:39:51 AM

^^frank palmeri

southside_steve 12/27/2014 6:07:26 AM

lol...so the the guy that can't play is supposed to playing those sweeping parts and leads. LOL FAIL

anonymous 12/27/2014 6:40:47 AM

So he can play boring triplet open notes and lame tapping scales. Bullshit

anonymous 12/27/2014 8:19:55 AM

Genghisjohn had been at the last 10 warped tours gay Apple.

genghisjohn 12/27/2014 11:11:07 AM

Never been to a single Warped tour in my life. Not one Like you've never been on this site before, queer.

ed_money 12/28/2014 8:55:09 PM

Worst music of all time.

anonymous 12/29/2014 12:34:39 AM

Rings out shat sperm

anonymous 12/29/2014 3:16:40 AM

and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material and is more challenging then our newer material

anonymous 12/29/2014 5:58:55 AM

You are all clearly obsessed with gay sex.

anonymous 12/29/2014 6:02:18 AM

"then our newer material," grammar nazi here,if you're going to communicate in English, at least use proper verb tenses you tech nerds... "than" should have been used.

anonymous 12/29/2014 8:21:58 AM

Dude is an incredibly technical guitarist, and obviously has chops. That being said I don't give one single fck about this band.

anonymous 12/29/2014 12:44:23 PM

I missed ed_money

anonymous 12/31/2014 6:40:33 AM

Uranus is stoked.




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