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The Faceless hit moose and total van

Friday, August 22, 2014 10:15 AM PT / 6,535 views

According to guitarist Michael Keene, The Faceless struck a moose while driving in Canada, totaling their van. Keene had the following to say:
"Shortly after switching to a van, because our driver quit on us, we have now totaled said van by hitting a moose in Canada. I honestly can't believe we're all alive and no one was hurt." The Faceless van after accident
The band is currently touring with Rings of Saturn, Archpire, and Fallujah, among others, as part of the Canadian installment of the Summer Slaughter Tour. Not long after Keene's original post, the band issued a more detailed statement:
"To elaborate on the events of last night, in a freak accident, we ended up totaling our vehicle on a stretch of Canadian highway. A pack of moose were covering all lanes of the highway and it was completely unavoidable. Some how we all managed to walk away totally unharmed, though a bit shaken up. "Through the help of our tour mates in Fallujah, Black Crown Initiate and Archspire, we managed to get to a tow yard and onward to a rental facility to get a vehicle and get back on the road. We WILL be playing the remaining tour dates on our current headline tour. "Thank you for all the support in the past few hours and we hope to see you at the upcoming shows."

39 comments


brassknuckleromance 8/22/2014 10:21:41 AM

moose flip??


anonymous 8/22/2014 10:22:44 AM

its only smellz


anonymous 8/22/2014 10:26:18 AM

moose obviously has good music taste and was trying to stop shit music from traveling the world. you will be missed moose. rest in power.


anonymous 8/22/2014 10:29:51 AM

The moose was hurt, you moose killer.


anonymous 8/22/2014 10:41:52 AM

The Moose Slaughter Tour


sandpaperseatbelts 8/22/2014 10:43:34 AM

fcking Moose... YOU HAD ONE JOB!


meatyd 8/22/2014 10:46:47 AM

Get well soon moose


anonymous 8/22/2014 10:49:59 AM

What the hell was the Seattlle Mariners mascot doing up in Canada anyway??


koolguy 8/22/2014 11:16:08 AM

what about the moose hes ded


fourthgradecocktease 8/22/2014 11:25:29 AM

Glad to see I'm not the only one who is more curious about the moose than the state of the tour. I wonder if they hit one moose or multiple if there was a pack on the road?


anonymous 8/22/2014 11:43:05 AM

That's quite a djent in that van.


anonymous 8/22/2014 12:25:50 PM

"That's quite a djent in that van." the only time lambgoat made me laugh. enjoy it


anonymous 8/22/2014 12:39:11 PM

wheres the link to the moose's paypal donation?


anonymous 8/22/2014 12:44:13 PM

Blame Canada


flamingo_man 8/22/2014 1:10:09 PM

Attn The Faceless I bet you think you're pretty "metal" running over that moose. Maybe you should pay more attention while driving, it could be a person or a prin-shekel sector next time If you can't drive your shitty soccer mom van properly...well...get off the road, no one is ever going to remember your band 5 years from now


anonymous 8/22/2014 1:21:04 PM

They clearly hit a deer. Pretty sure moose are not pack animals.


Hibuddywazup 8/22/2014 1:44:42 PM

That poor moose :(.


anonymous 8/22/2014 1:48:29 PM

Unless that van is worth less than 2k, that isn't totaled.


anonymous 8/22/2014 1:54:18 PM

Maybe Ash-hole will buy a new one with all them Body Count dollahs! Holla!


anonymous 8/22/2014 2:45:09 PM

Rocky the squirrel is going to be looking for revenge after these dudes took out his boy./


anonymous 8/22/2014 2:50:41 PM

A flying squirrel always hits his target


anonymous 8/22/2014 4:18:30 PM

I want to know why the driver quit


anonymous 8/22/2014 6:19:03 PM

thats so moosed up how could they do that


anonymous 8/22/2014 6:19:54 PM

RIP ZAKK WYLDE


anonymous 8/22/2014 7:50:02 PM

To the dude above,there is no way you haven't laughed on lambgoat before. I crack up at least 3 times a day here reading comments like "moose flip". Probably a pop punk fan who wandered in here like that moose on the road


anonymous 8/23/2014 2:13:11 AM

who cares about the moose? this is lambgoat not peta


anonymous 8/23/2014 7:00:50 AM

Hitting that animal was a big moosestake


anonymous 8/23/2014 9:57:11 AM

Lucky they were driving a van.


genghisjohn 8/23/2014 11:23:46 AM

Kudos to the moose for trying to keep them from touring RIP Gave his life for his land


anonymous 8/24/2014 12:11:18 PM

no mention of the moose, how uncompassionate.


anonymous 8/24/2014 12:13:19 PM

a diving catch, a STOLUN BEEAAAAASEE


anonymous 8/24/2014 4:14:02 PM

he ran over the chiodos guitarist that mysteriously dropped off tour


anonymous 8/24/2014 4:16:29 PM

how is a PACK of moose unavoidable


anonymous 8/24/2014 7:03:36 PM

band sucks, mooseflip


anonymous 8/24/2014 9:09:33 PM

w-what about the moose? did he died?


RickRock 8/25/2014 8:14:12 AM

I bet wristing a moose would be difficult.


anonymous 8/25/2014 9:53:41 AM

Good. Now maybe they'll re-think ripping off all the bands they have, namely Extol... Nah. They'll just continue to plagiarize. Moose-Flip.


anonymous 8/25/2014 1:39:31 PM

faceless? more line VANless amirite?


anonymous 8/27/2014 5:53:28 PM

now the moose is faceless haha fck you





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