NewsJune 10, 2014 6:42 PM ET2,548 views

Vital Remains seek new drummer

Providence, RI death metal band Vital Remains is currently in search of a new drummer. Here's the official word:
"Help Wanted: We are seeking a drummer that can play our music, record new album and tour any time!! Looking for a team player that is responsible! No drunks or drug addicts please, Satan knows we've had a few!! Anyone interested please email us first and we will fill you in on all details. And without getting into to much Jack quit the band to go back to school and work a full-time job. We wish him well! Thanks for your time!"


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xbumpx 6/10/2014 4:02:09 PM

Satan is disappointed

anonymous 6/10/2014 4:47:48 PM

Satan is a fcking poof and this band is gay

anonymous 6/10/2014 5:02:24 PM

Gay gay gay gay gay gay 666 Satan wooooohh spoookkyy stick a big fcking c-ck in my gay jerk mmmmm

anonymous 6/10/2014 6:35:51 PM


anonymous 6/10/2014 7:24:55 PM

straight up gays

anonymous 6/10/2014 7:31:40 PM

Fill my jerk with a c-m c-cktail made from the satanic stuff of Glen Benton and Tim Yeung mmmmm I'm gaping and hard and ready to accept two dark lords

anonymous 6/10/2014 7:32:35 PM

"Jack quit the band to start a career in gay porn and we are all exceedingly jealous" - Vital Remains

your_band_sucks 6/10/2014 11:12:42 PM

Vital remains should seek a new career.

your_band_sucks 6/10/2014 11:13:58 PM

Vital remains seeks Jesus

anonymous 6/11/2014 6:15:13 AM

I always liked reading the comments on lambgoat for some genuine insults and witty comedy. Those commenters have clearly out grown lg and now its time for me to move on as well. Webby, youre a fa660t for trying to censor us and for terrible biased reporting. Commenters, you all like hxc, which is already the worst insult one can deliver. Youre all "gay gay gay gay fck a dick gay gay butthole gay gay emmure gay"

anonymous 9/28/2014 7:11:23 PM

How do we get a hold of you , vital remains?

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