Tim Lambesis sentenced to 6 years in jail
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.....and fck Hatebreed.
Slightly more than 94 Hours Lolz First. Also, I know it's not an original comment Suck my dck
That's a lot of time to lift bro.
CONFINED to 6 years in prison. How quickly we forget, that this is meaningless.
6 years can make for a huge gaping hole.
Tim's wife was probably after his assets and she used their kids and a shitty discriminatory divorce court system to fck him up. who wouldn't want to kill a bitch for that?
As I Lay in A Dying Divorce in Laughter
Again, California's prisons are so overcrowded, don't be surprised if he gets out in two years.
well he said in his interview that he "didn't want her to work" so what money would she have... all their income was him. Typical christian sexism/control shit over women.
dude just look at it as 6 fuucking years of care-free gym time! get HEE-YUUUUGE!
anonymous31 seconds ago well he said in his interview that he "didn't want her to work" so what money would she have... all their income was him. Typical christian sexism/control shit over women. ^uh, wut? you make absolutely no goddamn sense
The statement about her working and shit was in response to her "being after his money" he makes it very clear he didn't want her working. so yeah, she probably does want his money. that's the price you pay for making someone dependent on you and then walking away
Timmy "Mr. 6-Year Lambo" "Skittles" Lambesis
his wife told the court that she wanted "an ocean between us"
I bet he wishes he gave his heart awayyyyyy
ok, so ive been an AILD follower since '03, i admit i do like there music, however, these AILD song names in the comments is pretty hilarious, so im gunna give it a go....... your screams due to rear penetration in prison will "fall upon deaf ears"
shut the fck up you stupid jerk.
^ You're SoooOoOoOOoO brutal
Let it be known that I commented on the lambgoat story of the century
Tim "Timber in the line" "Layin' 'em out" Lambesis
Shadows and gaping holes
Ian Watkins is beyond stoked.
This was a plea deal propagated by his lawyers based on a algorithm they developed from rearyzing success/failure rates for band reunions. 6 years minus 48 days (accounting for two weeks of band practice and one "secret" warm up show) is seated right at the optimum crossroads of market trends, cyclical cultural tastes, and age based nostalgia. Get your fcking pre-sales now, cause this reunion is gonna be scientifically engineered to melt your fcking 34 year old future face off.
^^^^^ and the winner of best comment!
Gets to lift every day, 3 meals, and doesn't have to be around a nagging wife... I think he's gonna be alright.
Who wants to be a fcking Dad? fck that shit, especially to coon babies.
"Lambesis Studios: number one in prison phone vocals"
"that's the price you pay for making someone dependent on you and then walking away" why do you think she's didn't have a choice, dckwrinkle? maybe she agreed to it. women can make decisions, can't they? you can't suddenly change your mind and decide to steal the kids and get free money for it you fcking male bitch.
Remember when I said Tim would be going away for nine years? I lied.
f*kking lol at the Total Recall part
Any trial with Total Recall quotes needs to be televised.
Consider that a divorce
after obsessive fan wrote 3 albums about Schwarzenegger, altered his body to look like him, and quoted total recall while shooting his wife, he then sought out and approached the Kindergarten Cop star with a gun - looks like 2 lives were saved.
CHEESY INTERVIEW!!! He cites IN FLAMES and LIVING SACRIFICE as his influences? Everything I've ever read was about how Dead To Fall was the main influence.. Thank you, Chad (Dead To Fall)
^Chad are you serious? Anyway I was thinking shoddy interview, guy at the end doesn't even ask if there's any last words for the fans or anything, it just ends out of nowhere.
We don't know if that's really Chad you idiot even though he's on here a lot, let's try to keep this about AILD and not some cheap fifth rate In Flames cover band (DTF)
Ronnie radke is stoked
how quickly, i forget, that this, is penis.
"how quickly, i forget, that this, is penis." gettin a new tattoo brb
Timothy "Rick Ta Life" "Mudermasta" Lambesis
Tomithy "I Did Nuffin" "Muscles of Christ" Lambesis
Timm "GUNZ" "As I Lay Juicing" "Check Out These Pythons" Lambesis
Timmons "Wanna Get Naked and Watch Anime?" Lambesis
Timford "Nah, Just Gonna Sit Here in Jail" Lambesis
Timmy "Universal Studios" "7-Pump Chump" Lambesis
Timborgini "Megan Take Me Back" "Please" Lambesis
Timtom "Rim Tim Tim" "Wolvenwar? Really?" Lambesis
Timhams "Tears For Lube" "Tears for Fears" Lambesis
Tomithy "Brining in My Dad's Car" "Picklejuice" Lambesis
Timmm "Grab dat Äss" "Yea Yea YEA" Lambesis
Tim "Dark Souls" "Too Hard" Lambesis
Timmyy "That Scene Chick Looks HOT" "And Not At All Skanky" Lambesis
Timbro 'Bubba's Bottom Bitch' '13 Inch rear' Lambesis.
^shut the fck up dude. Taste my c-ck vomit
RIP lambgoat web traffic.
night night keep ya butthole tight.
Timothy "What My Cellie Want" "Christian Cornhole" Lambesis
so, do you think he'll still be in a christcore band when he gets out of prison? i'm thinking probably hatemosh
I'm praying to Jesus, nightly, that he gets beatd.
The major winners in this are the four horsemen, on harris, on dawkins, on dennett, rip Hitchens. And a certain honorable mention to Dr. Krauss.
His wife is Christian, he was going to kill her, he was doing GLENS bidding. ......KILL THE CHRISTIANSSSS
94 hours of cell mate sodomy
Fvcking comments have me in tears. LOLLLLL
Chris Benoit is not stoked.
Too bad six years is still shorter than FOREVER
Steroids are not stoked
Such Bull. Tim has absolutely no remorse, and the only regret he feels is that his hitman was a cop and his wife is still alive. Then this narcissist sheds some crocodile tears in court claims he is remorseful. Later he said he became the man they would have wanted him to be, after hitting rock bottom. YEA RIGHT!!! Just spitting out words they want to hear. THat is what all narcissists do!!!
Positive Hatebreed lyrics are stoked.