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Post CommentMastodon to bore the shit out of America, starting in November.
anonymous32 minutes ago Mastodon to bore the shit out of America, starting in November. permalink | report abuse I almost fell asleep during their set at Mayhem this year. They're terrible.
The best song they have written was that song called "the last baron" if they are not making shit that sounds like that I could care less.
This will somehow end up at #1 on Decibel's top 100 albums of 2013.
Scruffy haired hipsters who drink at cafes might care.
There was a time when would've been stoked. No longer though.
granted, the last album was a downer except for 'creature lives'.. I'm still cautiously stoked for this.
Pre-Production: taking drugs Sep-Oct in order to get "inspired"
drum solo with gay vocals? go listen to norma jean gays.
anonymous2 hours ago I could care less This makes no sense. It's I *couldn't* care less
Anonymous Lambgoat gays that are trapped in the closet compulsively masturbating to their own never ending stream of gay posts are too jealous to be stoked. They can't comprehend Mastodon because they don't sound like Attila so they have to open their gay mouth and convince themselves that the world thinks they are cool for bashing Mastodon, when in fact they are indeed, gays trapped in the closet.
Does Brent Hinds even shower? I heard he smells like GG's ass.
"cautiously stoked" is the way to be here. Maybe every other album is shite, which means we should be on a good one, right?
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