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Post Comment"Thank you Jonas for the farts, the lighting of said farts and even more amazing farts, you will be missed!"
"Next up is finalizing the songwriting for our next recording project, which will be our most fart-scented yet!
"We won't bring in an official replacement, instead we'll continue to break wind as a 5-piece, sometimes bringing in a session guitar player for live farts - just as we effectively have been doing it since Jonas quit farting with us."
Okay so I lol'd at the last fart comment. Glad I hung in there
These heartfelt goodbye's to bands or members fcking blow. kill someone (attempted will suffice), sue someone, die, or GTFO. The bar for goatworthy news has been raised this year. No more of this bush league bullshit from nobody 8th stage warped tour bands. I don't have better things to do with my time, but if I DID, right here is where I would cite that fact.
"Okay so I lol'd at the last fart comment. Glad I hung in there" Skipped last fart comment, but this guy got me back on track. Thanks for everything.
Pitch Black Progress was an awesome album. The newer stuff with the new singers who replaced Christian Älvestam are meh.
It's hilarious how this site posts relevent news and yet has the most retarded, childish, and irrelevent followers to comment on it, as if they actually have a thought that matters. It's always been that way, since it began, so no shock.
It's hilarious how this site posts relevant farts and yet has the most retarded, childish, and irrelevent followers to fart on it, as if they actually have a fart that matters. It's always been that way, since it began, so no fart. Frrt.
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shitty nuclear blast band no one cares about.. great pr, lambgoat.