Austrian Death Machine finishing up new album

awkward

Give me jokes now lambgoat!!!

Dumb shit

...though due to how much I spent on hitmen and bail, it will only be double-brutal.

$1000 Death Machine

^ LOL

What's 8inchs long and hangs around a c*nt? The tie Tim wore to court.

BEING AS AN OCEAN FINALLY POOPED! Oh wait, my mistake, it was just this album that came out. False alarm.

Bad joke that wasn't funny the first time.

and if you pay $200 to our kickstarter campaign, you'll receive the opportunity to visit me in prison!

Graf Orlock is bummed.

I'm really reaching for a joke, and just coming up short.

frail holes prolapse

hope that gay gets gang beatd.

World tour to follow: 8/6 - D Block, 8/7 - H Block, 8/9- Psych Ward, 8/11 Cafeteria.

m_kwd - "lets fcking break the fcking law." Tim - "LOL k bro I'm down." m_kwd - "jk i dunno how but u go ahead." Tim - "k." m_kwd - "good luck have fun." week later Tim - "i got something for ur new album gay"

"World tour to follow: 8/6 - D Block, 8/7 - H Block, 8/9- Psych Ward, 8/11 Cafeteria." LOLOLOLOL

"World tour to follow: 8/6 - D Block, 8/7 - H Block, 8/9- Psych Ward, 8/11 Cafeteria." We have a winner.

"Oh, also Tim was accused of conspiracy to murder. That happened. Not sure if you heard about it."

Next will be a Kickstarter for Tim's Commissary...$10.00 gets an autographed packet of Kool-Aid...$20.00 gets hand written lyrics to an AILD song on a cup of Ramen.....and for $50.00 Tim will make you a custom made FiFi.

Too easy.

Next will be a Kickstarter for Tim's Commissary...$10.00 gets an autographed packet of Kool-Aid...$20.00 gets hand written lyrics to an AILD song on a cup of Ramen.....and for $50.00 Tim will make you a custom made FiFi. WINNER

I had ta google fifi. I lolled hard.

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