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Post CommentI don't understand the problem, isn't this the normal Christian thing to do?
Total brutal. If he had said murder was the reason for a kickstarter, I would have donated.
Sad. I doubt he did it though. He's big enough to kill anyone himself
This is bullshit, dunno any facts but all I'm saying is BULLSHIT! Not true! Lambesis is a saint, a good man, a good father, and fck the police!
Maybe he was going to tattoo his asscheeks with the blood of the female.
Will plead insanity by way of saying he is following the word of god. Or dog. Or whatever the fck you kids call him.
When can I donate to the kickstarter so he can bail out
Last I remember, he was super christian and had to miss tour dates because of adopting a foreign baby......seems like he went another route.
he really takes austrian death machine too serious
Maybe this is what his kick starter was funding????
I'd like to thank steroid abuse for this bag of LOLs
Lambesis is going to floorpunch when he drops the soap in the shower.
Interrogate that bitch, i bet she has a reason to be killed.
This is why he needed 60k for new Austrian death machine album
fck anyone who's talking shit. Tim wouldn't do this.
How long can they put him away for if convicted?
Can't believe no one said it, As Wife Lay Dying
totally sold out his DIY roots, what a rockstar.
That's what you get for trying to get a Kickstarter to record in your own studio, gay. Also for plotting a murder I suppose
And to think, I was once chastized for swearing while on their tour bus...
Should have asked Tanner to do it. He and the Guardians boys will do ANYTHING for notoriety.
http://www.sdsheriff.net Press Release posted.
As I Pay Dying Wow, probably the best comment I've ever read on Lambgoat.
FOREVER....MY MOUTH.....WILL BE FILLED BY BLACK c-ck
Wait. Since I did merch for them on their last tour does that make me an accessory?
I guess Austrian Death Machine was gonna be a real thing not a new record.
Baron Bodnar is secretly behind this. That fat tubby bitch.
"Tim didn't do it, I met him onc... Stood fifty feet away from him once and acted like a total fan girl! That's like meeting him so he's innocent!" You don't know this man outside of his music. It's very well likey that he's completely fcked in the head, and, infact, capable of doing such a thing.
It might have been all that Creatine for lifting?
94 hours of regret for this guy. He deserved jail time for writing the lyrics "The torment of your eyes has awakened my soul."
I've met him, and he is a very nice guy. So she is probably a total bitch.
I though the headline said As I Lay Dying singer arrested for potting murder.
Im sure we'll all find Meaning In this Tragedy Keep the AILD puns coming tho im LOLing like crasey
And Tim wasnt even close to huge enough to suspect he was juicing
the powerless rise from the darkest nights of a black guy named bubba through struggle ass banging me for 94 hours.
Best news yet out of 2013. Christian right wingers are some wacko fcks. Always hiding behind Jesus, dudes scheduled to catch some Steak Ala' Mexican right in his shitpipe. This is what happens when you ask for $65,000 for a jerkoff joke sideproject that wallstreet daytraders and lawyers kids love. l Closing statement.... GIVE HIM THE fckING CHAIR. !!! P.S. Darrell Issa is not stoked.
I find it funny, their tour info is to the right of this story... guess that wont be happening as planned.
btw this is not a tragedy. death was averted and justice is being served. 'MERICA.
All of you who are praising this dude's arrest because of his faith sadden me. All of you assume the believers of Christianity are all self righteous. It is the righteous who need Christianity, but the fallen, like, you know, the people who try to kill their wife, or cheat on them, or whatever.
Crafter is pissed his shit band isn't going public. Keep an eye out on Australia mates.......
Oddly enough, someone in a town near me tried hiring a hitman to off his ex-girlfriend last year. Last week he was sentenced to 13.5 years in prison. Hope Tim didn't do it.
http://apps.sdsheriff.net/ wij/wijDetail.aspx?BookNum =Tk7ILsJCeY44H7XW08kP1RI4L %2bU4wc5t2qobYfvsyFQ%3d LOL
This dude is solidly fuct, and rightfully so. Your worth millions, and are trying to pay an undercover cop to kill your wife to avoid losing half of your millions. MS13 dick is just right around the horizon. San Quentin Hardcore
I just hope this mean these guys will go into retirement.
I wonder how long he'll be CONFINED... Maybe for 94 HOURS... Maybe FOREVER... One thing's for sure... It'll be THE DARKEST NIGHTS.
All the christian kids are shitting their pants, telling themselves it's not true. Local Pastors pacing over how to deal with it their next youth group meeting. Lying and saying it's not Tim is the most logical although it says... "Lambesis asked an undercover detective last Tuesday to murder his estranged wife" Can't get much more clear then that! But lying is the christian way to go!
What a freaking RETARD. Hope his mugshot ends up on thesmokinggun.com. Must be nice posing for muscle shots on your Instagram bro! BEWARE OF ROIDS - fast results get you in prison.
It just doesnt really add up. Ive met the him and he was a great guy. I dont think he would do that. But then again some people are not what you think.
tim's ex wife: i thought you were going to kill me last?! tim: ....i lied.
Might be a bit of heresay, but it makes me think twice about why he needed 50k to record a new Austrian Death Machine record.
Shout out to the dude who mentioned Chris Benoit. Best thing I've read on this website, ever.
"As I Lay Prying....those butt cheeks apart" said Bubba, Tim's new cell mate
ArnoCorps is a rescue team, ADM hire assassins.
So we have Fallin In Reverse new song, emmure dude almost getting electrocuted and this. Weirdest week in metal ever?
How lovely it is to see one of gods disciples fall frozen from Heaven. How absolutely delightful \m/
Heres the link to show he is actually booked in jail. http://apps.sdsheriff.net/ wij/WijAList.aspx?LastName =Lambesis&FirstName=Timoth y
Satan made him do it. Everyone get ready for born again Lambesis!
For all you guys hoping its a misunderstanding, he asked a cop to kill his wife. Unless he gets off on a technicality, there's little chance he'll see another free day for quite a while. He's looking at California Penal Code Section 653f (b) Every person who, with the intent that the crime be committed, solicits another to commit or join in the commission of murder shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for three, six, or nine years.
Haha holy shit. Well the kickstarter is way cheaper than a time machine. Never forget a prenup.
I am dumb founded. Ive worked with Tim on numerous occasions. He is a loving father of two gorgeous adopted ethiopian kids, a gentleman and really lovely. The police statement looks stupid. Why would they put that he is the lead singer and co-founder of heavy metal band etc etc. Normally it would just say his full name and thats it. Im calling Bullshit. Tim is also a smart dude. Who on earth these days would hire a hit man? Really? This story is ridiculous and a sham
As much as this saddens me it might be very true. As I Lay Dying is one of my favorite bands so what I am about to say dosent come from any hate spot. Not too long ago I was running for a band that was on tour with As I Lay Dying. I was standing next to the stage when Tim walked off after their set. All he could talk about was how fcked up he was on shrooms. To say the least this disappointed me greatly because of the preconception I had about him. I am praying that this rumor isnt true.
Lamb of god.....then Emmure.....now this..... Perhaps there IS justice in the musical universe.
wait? What? the sherriff statement says May 2nd he was found plotting, but he was in asia on tour May 2nd. None of this makes sense
This is literally unbelievable...Like, I seriously can't believe this. His christian faith is among the strongest I've ever seen. The man has a tattoo of Jesus rockin' out on his calf. He loves his kid and I HIGHLY doubt he would even think about doing something like this. Someone must've framed him or something
I met him once at an Applebee's.... There is no possible way he could've done this.
Mexicans love aild. He'll be a celebrity in prison.
And here I was thinking that nothing was going to top that Emmure story from yesterday...
LAMBESIS LAMBASTED!!! Lengthy latin longjohn lovers will be on this.
i guess there are "parallels" between this and other situations. we should just "moving forward" and don't get "paralyzed", because "this is who we are" and just listen to "the sound of truth".
http://www.sdsheriff.net/ Click " who's in jail?" Type tim lambesis Laughhhhhhhhhhh
He should have sent a terminator through time to do his bidding for him. This is pretty shocking though.
They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk. For real though.
LOL @ all the dumbshits in denial. The cops caught him red-handed in a sting. Ted Bundy was a nice guy, too. Also, atheists have a MUCH lower incidence per capita of committing violent crime, domestic crimes, getting divorced, etc etc etc. If anything being a "good Christian" makes him MORE likely to do fcked-up shit. fcking sheep. Life is not a god damn fairy tale, wake up.
He represents the Christian faith well. She must have made fun of the new band he formed, or As I Lay Dying, since they both suck.
to the idiot that says " Atheists have a MUCH lower incidence per capita" where do you get your facts? State your sources because that is a ridiculous comment. It does not matter your religious or spiritual beliefs, a crime is a crime.
the comments for this were so fcking good that i am reposting a top 10 on my facebook haha. presumed innocent gays...justice (or AIDS) will be served
^^ No, atheists are smarter and more stable. Christians are dumbfcked sheep. http://www.psychologytoday .com/blog/our-humanity-nat urally/201103/misinformati on-and-facts-about-secular ism-and-religion http://www.atheismresource .com/2010/atheist-dont-com mit-as-much-crime-as-the-r eligious-do
http://www.rationalist.com .au/archive/73/p20-27_paul _ar73_web.pdf Christians are more dangerous than atheists. Period.
Some of these comments deserved to be murdered. Dude's a dumbass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've been laughing since I read about this yesterday. seriously, what did that bitch do for you to ask a cop to kill her? LOL for days at this sad christian piece of shit
i shook his hand at their merch booth once, no way he did this! ;)
I met him once at Walmart buying a rifle, rope and a shovel. Seemed like a nice guy. He's not guilty..
I rented him a car 4 years ago so there's no way Jesus would let him do this.
You guys are ridiculous "I met him once, he was a nice guy. He must have been framed" What the fck? So by speaking to an individual once, you can tell what he/she would or wouldn't do? Come on, the world is not black and white. Him trying to plot a murder doesn't have to be false just because he is a christian. Remind me which religion it was that ravaged the world, trying to convert people into their stupid beliefs. Ugh, I hate how religion justifies a persons actions. Disgusting.
Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody...
so what you are saying is that you are a homosexual?
"satan told me to do it".. said every christian ever
add some teardrop tattoos to your emsemble fckin sociopath
tim's ex wife: i thought you were going to kill me last?! tim: ....i lied. HAHAHAHAHAH YES
She was after his $14 mil.. She deserves to die.
"Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody..." - WINRAR
The Acacia Strain should make a shirt about this. Mitch Lucker is shocked. Whats next. Whats next. Whats next. drinkingwithbob.
If this is true and he get convicted, I bet Howard Jones is going to the singer.
Christian Metal is false metal! fck this guy and his shitty Christian metalcore band!
possible 9 years in prison what will happen to AILD - Artisan news http://t.co/vhWtwJiKZz
tim's ex wife: i thought you were going to kill me last?! tim: ....i lied. hahaha Made my god damned day!
judging by his vocals i assume he is the bad cop
if your going 2 write a song about plotting murder then you might as well have sum1 hired 2 kill your ex wife ILL WAIT TILL YOUR OUT 2 EAT YOUR COOKIES TIM!!! FREE TIM FREE TIM!
I hope this puts an end to this terrible fcking band. Good riddance.
What does this have to do with Good Riddance? Never really liked them much but mother superior is a pretty kick ass tune
Maybe she converted to paganism and secrectly he is a Templar Knight.
He's being charged with 2 counts, as he allegedly solicited 2 separate individuals for murder. so ya, that carries a maximum sentence of 18 years. THIS GUY IS PROBABLY fckED so the next time you're sitting around feeling sorry for yourself because you're a fat turd, just TRY to remember where you were 5 years ago and HOW fckING LONG AGO that was. the US criminal justice system is the most unforgiving in all of the western world
anonymous29 minutes ago Affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo LOL
They don't know if its true or not. They're gonna have him CONFINED for 94 HOURS, until they hear THE SOUND OF TRUTH. She filed a restraining order to keep AN OCEAN BETWEEN them. Maybe when it's done, they'll find MEANING IN TRAGEDY...but for now, there's NOTHING LEFT.
i always thought he was just a cool christian bro!
According to the timeline, the solicitation happened last week. He was on tour in adia last week. I really dont think anyone is dumb enough to do such a thing over phone or email.
How is it okay that he will only get "up to 9 years" his intent was to get his wife murdered...That seems a little light, he will not learn his lesson in up to nine years, if anything he will just go do it himself when he gets out in 3 years.
To all the idiots saying tim is worth millions. Youre deluded. Where are you geting your info?
I shook his hand at a soup kitchen in Malibu once, there is absolutely no way he did this. Who wants to bet he'll try to cop out and say he was on drugs i.e beer, and that satan possesed his pure christian body and made him do it. This is what happens when you use craigslist to hire hitmen, should have just went to east L.A and payed a chola with sharpie markers. I hope this doesnt delay the new Swiss Army DeathMachine album, I spent $1350.00 preordering gang vocals.
No blame on Obama? Atleast he owns a jack Russell pup from what it looks like in that video. Awesome dogs.
Moral of the story; if you think you're talking to a hitman, its probably a cop.
Chick Fil-A press release- We knew Tim, he was extremely supportive of our nationwide Gay-Bash we had last summer, we gave him a lifetime supply of freedom fries and our no background check fizz water.
Did anybody on here see that video where Emmure's singer gets electrocuted? That shit was off the chain.
^ totally. makes paying $50/mo. for high speed intranet well worth it.
Really? .As I Lay in a Cell. hasn't been said yet? On the real though, I've always enjoyed AILD, but whatever, he gun dun fcked up.
Met him once at a Klan rally. Seemed like a nice guy.
I had fun with him once in a church, seemed like a nice guy. He probably did this.
Met him once in sub-saharen South Africa while on an organic mountain-biking expedition, seemed like a really down to earth dude, signed all my belts. Can't believe he'd do such a thing.
What you gonna do when you're sitting all alone, In your empty-ass home- with the motherfcking sawed-off? Pop off the rock ship, pop pop p-pop off the rock ship!!!!
Howard Jones is stocked...he needs a job and KFC has no vacancies :c
Wow 89,000 views. That's like every jerk that uses this site.
I think it's obvious that christians have not given many people any reason to think highly, or even good of them, so I don't blame a lot of you being negative. Any christian claiming to be sinless and righteous is a fool and liar. If they read their own bible they'd know it says there is no one without sin. I will pray for and support Tim with all my heart. He is nothing more than a man, and made a dreadful mistake that could have been a lot worse.
^ than shut the fck up and quit crying about abortions. Hiring a hitman to kill your wife, totally forgiveable, vacuuming out a clump of cells, murder. Double standard jerks.
He's about to get tea bagged so much his prison name will be lipton. The body of Christ. The body of Christ.
can we get to 100k+ views on this? i think we can, gays.
Tim Lambesis here, suck my d*ck I'm free bitch
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Should i wait 94 hours to joke about this?