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Post CommentBreak up so jason richardson can join a band worth his talents
The Facebook comments on their new promo photos are funny. I'd put my penis inside the singer anyway.
In other news Chelsea Grin announced that they will be replacing their drummer with yet another guitarist.
If you listen to Chelsea Grin, you probably don't get much vertical grin.
Taking the time to be a good father is infinitely better than playing drums in a crappy Mormon metal band.
It took having a daughter to realize he needed to quit this band?? What a peter puffer
Fans of a band that talks about killing and mutilating bodies are all of a sudden stoked that a member leaves to be a responsible parent. gays
Guy is Smart, that's because i have a very reliable source that said that Hollywood Undead and Born of Osiris are going to jump Chelsea Grin at the first warped tour date during there set
^nah Warped is where bands get jumped by Pennywise. (see: alesana)
Woah Woah Woah ... pennywise jumped alesana? Holy shit balls, I suddenly have a new found respect for pennywise. Also chelsea grin is turrible.
Yeah, probably quit because he finally realized he was wasting his life playing in a horrible band.
^ Sucks dck for the fck of it....fck Chelsea Grin as well. STRAY FROM THE PATH.
oh noez whats he gonna do with 2 bass drums & all those fancy cg logos on them?!? fck this "band". whitechapel's retarded ginger little brother
Hey for the pennywise jerk lovers f*k that pssy band chelsea grin is the shit not no gay f*kin punk pop or watever the gay band it
And you're clearly an idiot. I wish i could be 16 again so I had an excuse to like shitty music like Chelsea grin? Pennywise was better than this band will ever be. fck this band. VAN FLIP! The band and the drummers new personal ride!
Even with a new drummer, they'll probably still get beat up in Texas.
I can think of very few bands I could be playing drums in that would validate skipping out on bonding with my new daughter. You would have to be a moron to tour within the first 6 months.
Can't stand getting beaten up in every state every single night
"when are we going to start making money?!" "I dropped out of junior college for this, I QUIT!!!!"
Probably got arthritis off all that really gay blastbeat bullshit he's been ordered to do over the years, and realized he finally cannot masturbate without hurting himself ergonomically.
^ The only think he could think of is a guy masturbating
watch any live video of them , he can't blast at all.
Just put a drum machine back there who gives a flying fck
You guys are dcks. He was a cool guy. Best to him and his family. Manos
You all are pathetic haters That's why i love metalheads </3
here's hoping the rest of the band quits the band too
You may not have 99 problems, but listening to chelsea grin is 1.
I'm just stoked for Pablo to tour with Chelsea grin. He's a he'll of a musician and a cool cat. fck the guy who said pennywise is better.
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aka, couldn't pay off that bus rent money.