NewsMarch 16, 2011 12:20 PM ET4,341 views

Lazarus A.D. robbed in the UK

Official press release: Lazarus A.D. is currently on tour in the UK with Bounded By Blood to support the release of their new album "Black Rivers Flow," and their vehicle was smashed and robbed while in Southampton. The band had the following to say about the incident: "We just want to personally say thank you, to the fuck douche bags who smashed our vans window and stole $1500 and all our clothes and other personal items. All I can say is thank god we had the gear on stage or the fuckers would have stolen that as well." Dan Gapen: "They got every cent of band money, Social Security Cards and our birth certificates. Not to mention they took all of our clothes and hygiene items. Thank god we had our passports in our pockets.” If you want to help out the band please donate what ever you can via Paypal here.

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blinding_light 3/16/2011 9:22:06 AM

first whatever

destroyerofpoon 3/16/2011 9:26:06 AM

What kind of idiot what have their SSC and Birth certicates on them don't they have visa's or some shit?

withoutashield 3/16/2011 9:26:52 AM

Why the fck would you carry your social security cards and birth certificates abroad when you have a passport?

withoutashield 3/16/2011 9:28:33 AM

fcking cheeseheads.

Realbigfish 3/16/2011 9:35:10 AM

Karma hit these guys hard for having such an awful band name. Will be donating 10 pence.

saint_wanger 3/16/2011 10:03:35 AM

maybe the usa isn't so bad..you hear about more bands getting shit ganked in the UK

xmusicislifex 3/16/2011 10:06:10 AM

with all the thefts i see and read about, why havent any bands learned yet?? sucks, but its your own fault

RickRock 3/16/2011 10:17:38 AM

XPAYPALCOREX

the_smile_that_kills 3/16/2011 11:23:56 AM

tough break(-in)

LoydChristmas 3/16/2011 11:27:59 AM

xmusicx, with all the thefts we read about, you know full well at least a few of them are cons by the bands just to get paypal donations. not pointing any fingers though.

totalpandemonium 3/16/2011 12:51:25 PM

something something british slang

RobMPB 3/16/2011 1:38:39 PM

Those big dummies. You NEVER leave your shit in the van.

GodOfEternalAbyss 3/16/2011 1:56:23 PM

If your on the road, bet your ass jonny craigs' gonna try to jack you.

Bennetbrower 3/16/2011 2:09:01 PM

"fck douche bags"

duckduckfootloose 3/16/2011 2:35:21 PM

Unlike the US, when you're in the UK they jack your shit because they LIKE your band...

xmusicislifex 3/16/2011 3:00:46 PM

Loyd the more i hear, the more i believe what you say

xBig_Businessx 3/16/2011 3:18:19 PM

"fck douche bag" is possibly the lamest insult ive ever heard.

appreesh 3/16/2011 3:34:53 PM

glad to hear the bag of jewels was with the equipment.

poop 3/16/2011 4:19:03 PM

Donated 50,000 fck Deutsche Marks

LoydChristmas 3/16/2011 4:57:47 PM

in Soviet Russia, car jacks you.

XenoRyan 3/16/2011 5:39:44 PM

too bad their desire to write shitty fcking songs didnt get stolen. fck this band

fraggle_stick_car 3/16/2011 6:18:23 PM

if i was webby i would direct the paypal payments for every shit band that set's one up after getting robbed on the road to my very own paypal account

bunk 3/16/2011 7:16:35 PM

hygiene items

slamburger 3/17/2011 12:25:01 AM

...........thank god

HizzMajesty 3/17/2011 8:52:16 AM

too funny... don't they have every inch (or centimeter) of England on security cameras? I guess they are the douche bags leaving their cash in the van. International crime victim flip... UK money exchangers are stoked.

Senna 3/17/2011 4:42:38 PM

the 'fck douche bags' simply outsmarted.

warnerve 3/18/2011 3:41:34 PM

good. fck these losers.

icareverylittle 3/18/2011 3:42:32 PM

band sucks. they deserve this.

demonburger 3/20/2011 5:49:27 PM

the chavs took it so they can buy more fake burberry caps.

emoxfag 3/21/2011 1:55:43 PM

get insurance you fcking retards. lambgoat isn't your fcking bail out spot. couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch of turds.




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