NewsJuly 30, 2010 6:14 PM ET7,401 views

Abigail Williams, Aborted members launch Bro Jovi

Official press release: We are the almighty drunkards, Bro Jovi, from the US. Bro Jovi is a rabid alcohol fueled beast, and is comprised of ex- and current members of Abigail Williams (Candlelight Records), Aborted (Century Media Records), and System Divide (Metal Blade Records). Our debut album, Songs to Crush Beers to Vol. I : Slippery When Blacked, was recorded in late Fall of 2009 and is hot and ready for mass international consumption! The album was tracked and mixed at Conquistador Studios (Cleveland, OH) by producer/engineer Cole Martinez (System Divide, Aborted, Abigail Williams) while all artwork/layout duties were handled by Avernus Studios, otherwise known as the infamous, Sven De Caluwe (Aborted, System Divide). We have posted three songs to whet your foul appetites and we hope it invokes a reaction of wretching, vomiting, twitching uncontrollably, or worse! Prepare yourselves for armageddon!

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goatfacekillah 7/30/2010 3:16:08 PM

Yawn

beatyourfuckingface 7/30/2010 3:22:25 PM

goatfacekillah 7/30/2010 3:16:08 PM Yawn my feels exactly

Quake 7/30/2010 3:22:25 PM

Attention whores seek attention.

L3ssTh4nPer5ect 7/30/2010 3:24:31 PM

Bon Jovi is an jerk, so he'll probably sue this band.

SyracuseMetalNerd 7/30/2010 3:26:19 PM

How is this band from the US, Aborted are from Belgium

deadflag 7/30/2010 3:28:53 PM

you know, the press release sucks, the band name sucks, but this music has a lot going for it.

xmusicislifex 7/30/2010 3:33:18 PM

good for a laugh and thats about it

LoydChristmas 7/30/2010 3:40:17 PM

^^ this.

kniferevenge 7/30/2010 3:41:23 PM

garbage music.

Godfatherofsoul 7/30/2010 4:21:18 PM

What's the fcking point?

xMP5Kx 7/30/2010 4:31:41 PM

Cannabis Corps, Bro Jovi... what other witty booze/drugged themed "all star" band will emerge next? I can't wait!

heartlesshardcore 7/30/2010 4:43:22 PM

all these bands suck. hopes of alcohol poisoning are at an all time high.

bubbakush 7/30/2010 4:58:05 PM

fartttttttt

i_talk_shit 7/30/2010 5:07:15 PM

they better hurry and do something before Bon Jovi sues them. he already sued "Blonde Jovi" for infringement.

nicerdicer 7/30/2010 6:04:13 PM

this sounds like down and nickleback's ABORTED love child

Landmine_spring 7/30/2010 10:11:28 PM

^ I see what you did there.

Snigglepiper 7/30/2010 10:56:40 PM

This is pathetic.

ludicrous_speed 7/30/2010 11:03:38 PM

So if Bon Jovi sues, what better way to get some free publicity.

casketofaids 7/31/2010 12:03:26 AM

Sounds pretty gay to me

kenwregget 7/31/2010 1:19:40 AM

Haha this sounds like a combo of Brand New Sin, Only Living Witness (Innocents album), and Seemless...super weird to see these dudes playing this music...could it be a cash grab? Brand New Sin broke up so maybe not.

xthexoncomingxstormx 7/31/2010 4:43:43 AM

i actually this.

sonofsamantha 7/31/2010 5:04:18 AM

Surprised to say I like this. TONS

severedintwo 7/31/2010 6:52:12 AM

these guys dont b00ze like real men

autolobotomist 7/31/2010 7:46:31 AM

I'm guessing that it's not a coincidence that Abigail Williams are from Phoenix, as is Bro-Loaf.

DaveClinch 7/31/2010 11:13:11 AM

This is quite gay.

eatmybonch 7/31/2010 11:53:29 AM

I think everyone here just slags for the sake of slaggin'. This may not be very original, but fans of Eyehategod, Down, COC, Clutch, and Crowbar would like this. Good Southern Rock from the North, interested to see what happens with this project..

fuckyoufucker 7/31/2010 12:18:08 PM

noone ever knows what they are talking about on lambgoat its funny to see how retarded and just plain wrong most the comments are. i am also retarded for frequenting this site. i should van flip and die with everyone else on here.

eatmybonch 7/31/2010 12:29:23 PM

well said fckYou fcker!!

zitty_stardust 7/31/2010 12:50:35 PM

terrible band name, but this honestly isnt that bad. would be fun to turn up loud, drink beer, and act stupid too. which is what i think they were going for?

antiquefarmequiptment 7/31/2010 2:32:37 PM

please pay attention to us!!!!!!

thrashpizzazombie 7/31/2010 3:35:33 PM

Fake black metal band starts fake rock band. Teen pregnancy still climbing at and alarming rate.

fuckyoufucker 7/31/2010 4:00:26 PM

hahaha, we now have such thing as rock elitists to compliment all the black metal elitists out there. amazing!

DaveClinch 8/1/2010 12:10:35 PM

eatmybonch, this shit sucks. But as you point out, somebody who likes stoner rock may love this so more power to them. I personally hate that shit.

lordofthefuckingrim 8/1/2010 1:35:48 PM

stupid waste of time. drink more PBR you fcking poseurs

TZAZ2507 8/1/2010 4:18:09 PM

we all sign on this site cus its hilarious and everyone says the funniest shit. this music isnt good and the besides aborted their other bands arent good either so fck this and theyre probly all 2 beer queers so fat t-ts

andr0ne 8/1/2010 4:56:04 PM

YAWWWWWN jovi




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