Drowningman tour update, animal surgery

Rather than attempt to dissect this communication, we thought we'd just reprint it in its entirety. Here's the latest from Drowningman: After about 6 months of winter in Vermont, Drowningman is returning to touring at the end of this week. We are going to be playing some new songs on this tour and some old hits as well as a sample of the "songs" that will be on "The Best Record Ever" on Revelation. Our live performances will contain live large animal surgery being broadcast simultaneously along with Ben Werth's (our tour manager/the guy that had sex with your girlfriend on our last tour) childhood home movies as well as a lot of onstage shittalking about Revelation Records. Please stop by the show to trade prescription pain medication for rare Drowningman vinyl (Weighted and Weighed Down 7" (black, grey and limited edition w/tour covers- only 50 made), clear gold Busy Signal LP, Dillinger/Drowningman split limited to 2000 on Blue and Black, "Still Loves You" 10" clear Vinyl)- these will be traded according to strength and quantity of meds- OxyContin or large animal grade prefered- money and anti-depressants non-negotiable- we already have plenty of each. These pills are needed to alieviate Ben's bad back. If you want to negotiate a deal early email BookDrowningman@aol.com. Fan/webzine people's or anyone that wants to hang out just stop by the merch table or talk to us after the show or even email Mustardkul@aol to set-up interviews about why we complain about our record label so much. If your parents are going to be out of town and you are a girl or have sisters- email Mustardkul@aol.com- we can party without breaking shit. And lastly, if you know someone in your town who has a 24 track studio that uses 2" tape we can have a real party and invite the dudes that sleep at the bus-station to be on "The Best Record Ever" New Song Titles- "You'd think after that whole "Explosion" record you would have learned to not put out records by bands that really dont want to do them." "The tooth fairy, overweight people in Ethiopia, Santa Claus, and Revelation royalty checks." None of this stuff is a joke. Here are the dates- May 10 The Chance Poughkeepsie, NY w/ The Static Age May 11 Hamilton St. Café Boundbrook, NJ w/ The Static Age May 12 CBGB's NY, NY w/ "the day after wednesday" May 13 PI LAM, Philadelphia, PA May 14 Ottobar, Baltimore, MD w/ Pg. 99 May 15 OFF May 16 Uncle Doctors, W. Columbia, SC May 17 Surfside Nightlife, Surfside Beach, SC May 18 The Boiler Room, Birmingham, AL w/Eiffel May 19 The Dixie Tavern, New Orleans, LA w/ Eiffel May 20 Cardi's Houston, TX w/ Eiffel May 21 Emo's Austin, TX w/ American Nightmare and Eiffel May 22 The Peacock Cntr, San Antonio, TX w/ Eiffel May 23 OFF May 24 Skrappy's Tucson, AZ w/ Eiffel May 25 The Castle, Henderson, NV w/ Eiffel May 26 Chain Reaction, Anaheim, CA May 27 OFF May 28 Troubador, LA, CA May 29 Ventura venue TBA May 30 The Pound, SF, CA w/ Time In Malta May 31 924 Gilman St, Berkely, CA w/ Time In Malta June 1 Scarlet Theater, Vancouver, WA w/ Himsa June 2 Graceland, Seattle, WA w/Himsa June 3 Eleven 11, Billings, MT w/ Atreyu June 4 Tulagi, Boulder, CO w/ Eiffel, Atreyu June 5 The El Torreon, Kansas City, MO w/ Atreyu June 6 Hi-Point, St Louis, MO w/ Atreyu June 7 Fireside Bowl, Chicago, IL w/ Atreyu June 8 Mugs Hideout, Ypsilanti, MI w/ Atreyu June 9 The Grog Shop, Cleveland, OH w/ Atreyu June 10 Old Parachial League, Syracuse w/ Atreyu