NewsJuly 31, 2009 12:37 PM ET7,231 views

A Static Lullaby van, trailer stolen

A Static Lullaby apparently had their van and trailer stolen this week in Orange County, California. Here's the latest from the band: "Yesterday we posted a Myspace bulletin asking everyone to keep and eye out for our van and trailer after it disappeared from in front of Tyler's house at around 10 or 11 am that morning. As of today we still have not heard any word from the Brea Police of any of the towing companies about whether or not the van was towed, so as of now we are officially declaring it stolen. "At this point, we're asking all residents in the O.C. (CA) area to keep an eye out for a blue '06 Chevrolet Express 15 passenger van towing a white Haulmark trailer. The license plate number is 6DWK085 and has a bumper sticker on the back door that says 'Honk If You Have A Badonkadonk' :) If you see or hear anything, please contact the Brea Police Dept. or the band on our Myspace."


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breakdatback 7/31/2009 9:39:44 AM

stoked on this

degoyaco 7/31/2009 9:41:00 AM

band sucks. no care ever

meanmuggin 7/31/2009 9:42:25 AM

Thats funny

withoutashield 7/31/2009 9:43:11 AM

A Static Radio Transmission of No Cops Looking For Your Shit.

topman 7/31/2009 9:43:15 AM

now if only somebody would steal their will to make music

GOKILLYOURSELF 7/31/2009 9:47:31 AM


conduit 7/31/2009 9:54:47 AM

They can't play music without gear, so this is a step in the right direction.

prettymetal 7/31/2009 9:56:14 AM

another jerk band that posts a stupid fcking bumper sticker which deserved to be robbed.

optimusPRIME 7/31/2009 10:06:38 AM

I didn't even know they still existed.

bennetbrower 7/31/2009 10:30:52 AM

dude wheres my guyliner

bobbyhasarms 7/31/2009 10:53:39 AM

breeee police. hahah.

poop_muffins 7/31/2009 10:57:51 AM


onepartloss 7/31/2009 10:59:51 AM

Crap stink band, but people who do shit like this are a whole different level of shitty.

xchouinx 7/31/2009 11:21:06 AM

nice sticker. no wonder your van have been stolen.

loki 7/31/2009 11:35:29 AM

no pay pal at least.

scaggs 7/31/2009 11:36:59 AM


jaymuhsun 7/31/2009 11:53:45 AM

Maybe the person who stole it will flip it. fck ASL.

BDFB 7/31/2009 12:04:20 PM

Honk If You Have A Badonkadonk

xmustardmanx 7/31/2009 12:19:26 PM

hopefully they break up

exmembersof 7/31/2009 12:21:29 PM

they did this on purpose. because they're embarassed about their touring guitar player joining Of Mice and Men. bahahah

BDFB 7/31/2009 12:48:11 PM

tom its not funny to laugh at your own jokes man

virus_dot_exe 7/31/2009 12:55:11 PM

stoked on this

xbumpx 7/31/2009 12:56:50 PM

I live next to Brea, will stare at ground when driving

brains_ 7/31/2009 1:04:40 PM

honk honk.

skinnyskinny 7/31/2009 1:18:34 PM

"no pay pal at least." very true.

fartsss 7/31/2009 1:26:08 PM

Honk If You Have A Badonkadonk

stooooopid 7/31/2009 1:34:35 PM

Laugh if you hate this band. HA!

evil_hero 7/31/2009 1:54:08 PM

band sucks

Tsunamiskullfucker 7/31/2009 2:08:49 PM

Britney spears get revenge on shit cover song by stealing van Brittney 1. gay rock band 0

suckitt 7/31/2009 4:12:18 PM

rose funeral stole it

canwestartagain 7/31/2009 7:16:38 PM

but...but..but...what about the bag of jewels?

tdaddyfunkypants 7/31/2009 8:32:06 PM

Hopefully they'll realize that this is a sign to stop making such god awful music. Whatever it takes, I'm for it.

cultclassic 7/31/2009 9:07:25 PM

this is for the toxic cover you gay fcks

Christian_hardcore666 7/31/2009 10:09:33 PM

Bet this bands gonna be psyched when they see all the support they got here! hahahahha

freedomisrelative 8/1/2009 12:45:14 AM

someone needs to go to warped tour and steal every bands gear

drEW_BREEEEs 8/1/2009 1:29:23 AM

Great news.....fck these gays!

exmembersof 8/1/2009 2:02:48 AM

suckitt 7/31/2009 4:12:18 PM rose funeral stole it SPOT ON SIR.

That_Guy_ 8/1/2009 10:43:11 AM

Anyone lose a van?? .... Anyone?

pills 8/1/2009 11:17:57 AM

*removes 'Honk If You Have A Badonkadonk' gay sticker* *breaks lock on gay trailer* *sells contents of trailer for quick drug money* *abandons trailer/van combo*

slut 8/1/2009 2:44:26 PM

loki 7/31/2009 11:35:29 AM no pay pal at least. <- yeah, they've reduced their gayry a little bit. Still total fgts

complete_slore 8/1/2009 7:32:07 PM

Unfortunate for you.

fuck_you_bitch 8/2/2009 5:31:26 PM

what mean souls on this page. yall need fckin chill in your life. "honk if you have a badonkadonk" fckin hilarious. good luck guys.

tiggat 8/2/2009 5:52:27 PM

this band has fans?? I saw them open for reggie in 03 and hated every second of it. the singer is such an egomaniac....

SaDaTAY 8/2/2009 7:29:39 PM

im really glad this happened in my hometown area. TO STATIC LULLABY: if you want your shit back, stop making music. this means cutting off your hands and vocal chords. do this and your stuff may come back

panduh 8/2/2009 7:36:44 PM

shity doods going to shitys partys. this is good news.

yamuthasboxkhed 8/3/2009 12:15:50 PM

this couldnt have happened to a more deserving band..

champkind 8/4/2009 11:58:59 AM

hint to stop.

composed 9/9/2009 2:09:43 PM

Suits them well for being gays.

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