The Sword, Metallica tour dates (Europe)

first pizzzost

What the fck?!?! How is this news?

Really? Wow..

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

the 2 Russian Sword fans just creamed themselves....

too europe no go

I hope James Hetfield walks into some more pyro... that guy is fcking worthless...

First of all, fck METALLICA for barely soloing on St. Anger cause "it's not what the kids want", and fck Lars Ulrich for playing enormously huge drums.

They stripped me naked had me lift my ballsack up so they could check underneath it, and then had me bend over and spread my asscheeks apart so they could look inside my jerk.

i feel bad for the sword.

some kind of tour

Wow, weird.

europe: where america should throw its trash

fck the sword. fck (new) metallica. shit bands.

I thought the Sword was cool. Then guitar hero. Now this. fck them. And post-thrash Metallica, of course.

shitallica sux my sweaty ass crack after a bout of explosive diahreah....(can't spell).....can't think of a worse band except maybe nickelback

double decker tour bus flip

that's nice :)

the new sword kicks ass!

i hope the KGB kidnaps both bands in europe and we never hear from them again

The Sword is fcking awesome but this is weird.

I heard Munky is joining Metallica.