Wife's grandmother walked in on me taking a dump

nothinlefttogive 6/10/2021 9:03:51 PM
I had to workdump from home earlier & my wife was out. I put the kid in his little mobile rocking apparatus & seated him in El bathroom while I punished El toilet. The kid started to flip cause he was hungry & probably cause of the stank. 95 y/o lady FLEW up the stairs & opened the door, even after I told her everything was OK (I left it unlocked cause I was expecting my wife any minute & would've had her grab him). Thought y'all would get a kick out of that.
shitinyourhand 6/10/2021 9:57:25 PM
Lol @ hotboxing your kid with teh beefstank
nothinlefttogive 6/10/2021 10:04:13 PM
We're teaching him "sharing".
withdeadhandsrising 6/10/2021 10:27:26 PM
it all comes full circle when you're old and failing and he locks you in the bathroom with him and drops a fuggin girthy steamer
nothinlefttogive 6/10/2021 10:31:52 PM
Me? I don't plan on gettin' that old. Once I lose enough function, I'm going to be fired out of a cannon at a target of my choosing. In reality, I'll probably lateral spray out of the motherf*cker.