lurkcity bought a gun for "just in case" moments

mindtraveler 6/10/2021 7:07:51 PM
got his gun and pork chops stolen in a just in case moment.


never forget.
kort 6/10/2021 7:21:30 PM
kort 8/12/2019 3:09:25 PM
I like Real Men™ with oversized jiggly digglies. My work is just an endless series of tramp stamps and tribal sleeves. The only metal i listen to is red chord fused together, otherwise i listen to indie bullshit that i can shake my A cups to.
mindtraveler 6/10/2021 7:28:43 PM
you like to stalk people.
dayman 6/10/2021 7:52:33 PM
thank goodness the bacon dunks went unscathed.
lurkcity 6/10/2021 8:38:45 PM
You make the same joke in 100 threads and it still isn't even funny.
mindtraveler 6/10/2021 9:36:01 PM
it's pretty funny. or just stupid. on your part, that is.

one or the other. did you install a padlock on your fridge, you furry little f*ck?
mindtraveler 6/10/2021 9:39:16 PM
im glad your bacon shoes survived, bruh. solidarity.
mindtraveler 6/10/2021 9:46:24 PM
i mean to me, it's funny.. personally; you shouldn't have a gun. just the fact it's there for protection and a break in occurs and it gets stolen. i miss shat at times like this, here. you would've been roasted endlessly.

you probably got more sympathy for... things you admitted yourself to... being an idiot who owns a fire arm.

-you said your neighborhood has transient population, or "unhoused", and "this kind of thing happens a lot".

-yet your gun was stolen. the only excuse for you not being dumb at this point is if its in a case that can be carried off while still being locked. even at that point; good thinking. make sure they can't get the gun out immediately, sure why not.

-you own a bunch of junk toys.

-you look like Jim Gaffigan's lush nephew.

-Your gun was stolen because you invested in bacon shoes instead of a proper gun safe. If you left the gun out of the safe, and you do have a safe, lol.

-Lol at you, regardless of how many people piggyback this or not. I scoff at your bacon shoes and lol at your stolen gun.

-You're gonna have moderator control on a message board that needs security attention, yet you've posted people's emails or addresses(?notsureonthelat ter), and got your gun stolen from your house. Along with your porkchops.

-TLDR
Barbara 6/10/2021 10:23:17 PM
I'm cooking pork chops right now. I was wondering where the craving came from
amber 6/10/2021 10:37:26 PM
Grabs Barbara by the hips, smells good sweetie
iwilladapt 6/10/2021 11:58:47 PM
-you look like Jim Gaffigan's lush nephew.

-Your gun was stolen because you invested in bacon shoes

Lol!
nothinlefttogive 6/11/2021 7:12:34 AM
*slaps lurk's face with pork chop*