The truth about Kort Kirby (serious)

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amber 6/10/2021 8:51:02 AM
This isn't a joke post. Usually, I can read people. There is one exception. I could never put a finger on this posters aggressively unfunny routine that appeals to no one and lasted for 6 plus years. Kort is a real person. I know you're thinking, no one that stupid could actually exist, no one has that name. But it's true. Imagine you had a father with the last name Kirby and he was too mentally daft not to give his son a name that sounded like the lore of a Nintendo character. What kind of person would that spawn turn into?

This person grew up in the Bayou, in Louisiana, as far into the Gulf of Mexico as is geographically possible. Places no one should live, with nothing but Dollar Generals and street names like Gumbo Lane. I've seen it, it's real True Detective shit. We're talking about towns that shouldn't exist but people move there because they saw an angle with the fisheries.

In earnest, I made a thread to this person try to get a feel for them, no dice. Now where does Seth come in? Seth (carve) has known this guy since early 2000s. What if it's not his gimmick? What if Kort is really just this disturbed person who took the music a little too seriously. We know Seth works in computer security. What if fate would have it that Kort installed a keylogger onto his then girlfriend's laptop, who then Kort, being the retard he is left the readme.txt open on her computer, who then asked Seth what was going on. What if this were true? Let's put a blanket "allegedly" on all of this. And what if Seth f*cked her.

And then it all began to make sense. This person, along with all his unfunny gimmicks, is possibly a legitimate psychopath who is posting for no other reason than as part of a six-year plus harassment campaign (longer in real life) against another user of this board. It's not about what he says, what he types, it's about this freak's mere presence as an intimidation tactic. This person feels unheard. This person is now (allegedly) alluding to having killed other recently deceased members of this very board. Let's hash that out that even as a joke, this person belongs under supervision. Recently, this person is increasingly aggressive with cryptic and vague threatening illusions to locations and persons.

Let me end this with my final appeal to this person. Hey, dipshit, through the cloud of lunacy that is your f*cked up brain, try to understand that considering your character or lack thereof, she was spot on to leave you. It's been ~20 years. Seek treatment.

Disclaimer: again, this is not a bit
simon_belmonT 6/10/2021 8:59:23 AM
Is it possible it's just a gimmick by a really bad poster, though?
amber 6/10/2021 9:00:45 AM
simon_belmonT 6/10/2021 9:03:31 AM
Oh, ok. Just checking.
Barbara 6/10/2021 9:14:38 AM
I can't believe I lived so close to Kort and had no idea.
Barbara 6/10/2021 9:15:18 AM
Maybe I am Kort and didn't know
carveyournamein 6/10/2021 9:25:29 AM
I guarantee he knows who you are.
timelordtwo 6/10/2021 9:30:54 AM
what if seth is kort
timelordtwo 6/10/2021 9:32:39 AM
and this is some real Keyser Soze shit
carveyournamein 6/10/2021 9:34:52 AM
Yeah, webmaster. How is it that we know it isn't me? Wouldn't be all those emails I've sent to you over the years, and the lack of variation in my posting habits and network fingerprints?
timelordtwo 6/10/2021 9:37:30 AM
it'd probably be pretty hard to get a consistent vpn from bum f*ck louisiana for so long i think it pretty much stops there
carveyournamein 6/10/2021 9:41:14 AM
That's why he will get caught. Look up VPN leakage.
amber 6/10/2021 9:41:22 AM
For anyone who thinks this isn't impossible, look up Connor Betts
carveyournamein 6/10/2021 9:41:55 AM
Also it's entirely possible he doesn't still live there. According to "him", he lives in Philadelphia now.
carveyournamein 6/10/2021 9:43:17 AM
" An IPv4 leak is when the VPN fails to protect your connection, pure and simple. You won't see too many of these, if ever, as they only happen when a VPN fails. According to Dimitar Dobrev, founder of VPNArea, IPv6 leaks happen if both you and the website you connect to support IPv6, but your VPN only supports IPv4."

Psychopaths don't know this. Security experts do.
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