if you were going to be a wrestler?

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zordy 4/27/2021 5:05:48 PM
what would your gimmick be?
BULLETHEAD 4/27/2021 5:08:00 PM
astronaut
zordy 4/27/2021 5:11:57 PM
thats a good idea if you could get somebody else to be a flat earther then you could fight them at wrestlemania and winner gets to define whether the earth is flat or not
AnalButt 4/27/2021 5:12:04 PM
Jesus
godfreyj0nes 4/27/2021 5:17:07 PM
Steel mill worker
explosions_in_this_guy 4/27/2021 5:58:09 PM
details here
AnalButt 4/27/2021 5:59:59 PM
Lol
moshed_potatoes 4/27/2021 6:06:41 PM
I'm the Trash Man! I come out, I throw trash all over the- all over the ring! And then I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the guy on the head.
theguyfromcameo 4/27/2021 6:11:03 PM
I have thought of the answer to this question far too often, and it has changed too often to be cogent.
vagisilcreem 4/27/2021 6:12:08 PM
Duke "the dumpster" Droese already did that
moshed_potatoes 4/27/2021 6:14:10 PM
I guess I'll have to start a wrestling alliance called "Birds of War" instead
virus_dot_exe 4/27/2021 6:31:58 PM
my finishing move is putting my opponents flaccid penis in a little mouse costume, and then getting it caught in a mouse trap
moshed_potatoes 4/27/2021 6:35:18 PM
Captain Asthma

I enter the ring, work the crowd and beat my chest, then CLUTCH my chest in agony and collapse onto the mat where a couple of extras will carry me away in a stretcher
carveyournamein 4/27/2021 7:11:58 PM
I'd be a dumpster diving crust punk from Illinois and I'd come to the ring panhandling change to fill up a sock. Then during the match I use slight of hand to hit my opponent with a fake sock weapon, and then I'd switch it back quickly to pour out all the change all over the guy. Finally, I pick him up and powerbomb him into the coins, pin him, and do the picking up change" dance to some brutal hardcore music.

They call me Travis "Trainwreck" Tambourino aka Triple T aka Quadruple-T aka Q-T.
mindtraveler 4/27/2021 9:08:18 PM
I'd be a man in his mid 30s who wears a costume made of trademark infringement bacon, and I host a podcast, and I'd pass out from embarrassment every time I entered the ring. Yeah I'd be a jobber.
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