Today is my last day in this position/building.
Goodbye Kansas in 2 weeks.
Cali. Job offer/promotion within company. It's gonna be a culture shock for this midwestern piece of shit.
Damn, man. I hope it works out.
Why do you have to move? Everything is going remote.
Ah I wish that were the case but sadly it isn't for an investment accounting analyst which is literally done on a computer. But whatever.
It'll work out but I'm more concerned for the chick. She's down to go but she isn't getting a transfer so she's starting from the ground up again. Oh well.
Oh, yeah. If you're fucking with my money your ass better be in my office.
Do you have Marlon Brando's eyes, though?
Congratulations, but California sounds like a demotion
Congrats. I had a couple of near misses on cali relocation. Most recent one got killed due to COVID...
City of thugs
City of slugs
City where they find you in a puddle of blood
City where the killas quick to bust shots in the open
Im from hell, mothaf*cka. Welcome to Oakland
I imagine you're going to be one of those poorly costumed marvel figures that take photos near the walk of fame.
