Ancient Aliens

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super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:00:46 PM
Did anyone tell the goof with the hair that field journals existed back then? Aliens built the pyramids si? Lmfao
carveyournamein 1/31/2021 3:13:19 PM
This is just some made up shit. No one really knows how to read ancient egyptian writings.
theocean 1/31/2021 3:13:48 PM
"isnt it possible"
super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:15:08 PM
Lol, translating cuneiform and hieroglyphs is made up.
super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:15:59 PM
The ancient aliens theory basically hinges on that fraud Setchin. He couldn't even really translate cuneiform, but told everyone he could, and now we have "ALIENS!"
super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:16:40 PM
Zechariah Setchin is to Bronze Age and ancient history as Mickey Mouse is to the invention of the nuclear reactor.
carveyournamein 1/31/2021 3:19:04 PM
If the ancient egyptians were so smart, why was their language comprised entirely of pictures of birds and people with animal heads? Fucking morons.
super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:20:42 PM
I agree there, they got fricked up in war by the sea people you buy and grow in the plastic fish tanks. Weaklings.
carveyournamein 1/31/2021 3:25:37 PM
If they were so smart, why'd they cover the top of the "great" pyramid in gold? Didn't they have the foresight to predict it would get looted?
super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:34:16 PM
I bet the Undertaker and Kane could beat up their entire army.
carveyournamein 1/31/2021 3:38:15 PM
I dunno, they are getting old.
super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:40:40 PM
Well it's hypothetical because they would've been theoretical cum at the time of the Egyptians, so it'd be when they teamed up together after fighting each other over the burnt down orphanage. So, peak undertaker and Kane vs the entire Egyptian army.
super_xander_is_god 1/31/2021 3:42:18 PM
I think the Egyptians would have a chance against the Midnight Rockers though.
portslob 1/31/2021 3:49:30 PM
I love this show.
I hope aliens come to earth and take me off this stupid planet forever
carveyournamein 1/31/2021 3:49:40 PM
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