Fuuuuuuuck my fuuuuuucking neighbors
Their kid turned 16 recently and they got him a car over the weekend. Well, we're doing some deck work and half my driveway is filled with materials, so I parked in the street. Should be safe, right? Wrong.
This kid backed must have slammed on the gas as he backed out because he drove through his grass, over his mailbox, and directly into my car. Wasn't a light bump either, he smashed my headlight and bent my wheel well pretty good.
Jk
Don't do anything stupid man!
His mom sat there screaming at him on the front lawn for a good amount of time. I'm sure his dad will probably whoop his ass later.
Do you ever have a good day?
Do you ever have a good day?
Dude, I have good days all the time. Moreso now that I'm out of a job. Yesterday I smoked salmon and spent the afternoon drinking mojitos.
oh.
mojito flavored tortillas are good.
