my friend bought me a plant for my new apt

easyhateoven 1/25/2021 2:50:36 PM
how long am i supposed to microwave it for?
VINCE 1/25/2021 2:53:47 PM
You're supposed to smoke it, man
easyhateoven 1/25/2021 3:00:56 PM
i see...
slksucksthebigone 1/25/2021 3:01:11 PM
lol
fourthgradecocktease 1/25/2021 4:32:38 PM
I think you're supposed to love it unconditionally until you feel sane again
portslob 1/25/2021 5:09:06 PM
your friend is going to rape you.
dayman 1/25/2021 5:42:53 PM
lol
seriousloser 1/25/2021 5:56:35 PM
Cactus goes in ass
easyhateoven 1/25/2021 6:23:35 PM
i felt sane once
easyhateoven 1/25/2021 6:23:55 PM
portslob 1/25/2021 5:09:06 PM

your friend is going to rape you.



she'd like that
fourthgradecocktease 1/25/2021 7:03:47 PM
easyhateoven 1/25/2021 6:23:35 PM
i felt sane once

Not to overstep, but I think someone gifting a dude a plant is a nice way of saying "please try and find worth in life again". You should try to care for it man
virus_dot_exe 1/25/2021 7:04:47 PM
what kind of houseplant is it?
easyhateoven 1/25/2021 7:34:32 PM
Probably lol


Not sure. I don't know shit about plants
virus_dot_exe 1/25/2021 7:40:53 PM
i don't know what that is either but it looks awesome! there's a bunch of free apps you can download to identify what your plant is, which can offer more insight on it's light requirements
boredtodeath 1/25/2021 7:46:21 PM
Calathea medallion.
Or maybe Audrey II.