man you haven't lived the hard life yet

no_innocent_larrikin 11/20/2020 4:50:45 PM
yeah it sucks...

that's when you gotta pay for your own food, your own gas, your own cell phone bill, your own clothes, and then I get a car, and then on top of that, gotta pay insurance, and on top of that, gotta pay rent, and utilities, and now I'm broke to the point where I can't eat anything but Top Ramen cuz that's all I can afford
herpdadperp 11/21/2020 11:16:55 AM
Hey man don't worry everything will work out in the end. Just keeping working hard bro. You got it
xmyxxxxwarx 11/22/2020 10:24:52 AM
welcome to the real world little boy...mommy and daddy ain't gonna support you all your life
slksucksthebigone 11/22/2020 10:34:16 AM
Get a second job, dumbass.
no_innocent_larrikin 11/22/2020 10:35:27 AM
I have 2 jobs dumbass and they both pay minimum wage
dog_boner 11/22/2020 10:36:53 AM
Join the army
no_innocent_larrikin 11/22/2020 10:52:15 AM
I attempted the army, but I got kicked out for refusing to obey my officers...whenever I f*cked up they made me do a lot of pushups, and when I couldn't do them, they picked me up and slammed my head into the concrete slab, landing me in the hospital with a head concussion...when the doctors asked the drill sergeants what happened, they covered it up by saying I fell off a ladder and hit my head, but when I told them what REALLY happened, they punished me by tying me to the airplane propeller and turning it on at full speed
ridetheanaconda 11/22/2020 2:39:38 PM
yeah the part about the airplane propeller came from the Simpsons. So I call bullshit.
barbara 11/22/2020 2:44:49 PM
Spaceghhost 2 days ago

you think there are a dozen of us?
bangbangman 11/23/2020 9:59:04 AM
All the time
portslob 11/23/2020 10:09:05 AM
go on welfare