Hamburger

carveyournamein 10/28/2020 10:41:58 PM
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slksucksthebigone 10/29/2020 12:25:08 PM
Come into my mouth.
virus_dot_exe 10/29/2020 12:37:11 PM
big fan of these, but prefer the luxury cheese models
deadwithfear 10/29/2020 1:49:23 PM
Blue cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion, ketchup. There are few things on Earth that are better.
virus_dot_exe 10/29/2020 1:52:44 PM
By: MR_TIGGUMS on 7/8/2008 2:22:37 PM

i walk in the Burger King with an entire paycheck, slam it on the counter, and say "keep it comin'."
foulmouth 10/29/2020 2:11:47 PM
lyfe
theocean 10/29/2020 2:21:16 PM
.........
virus_dot_exe 10/29/2020 2:24:45 PM
the lobster on that invalidates the entire burger
foulmouth 10/29/2020 2:36:25 PM
You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger. You asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground. You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia. Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
XSHAT_CREWX 10/29/2020 3:13:29 PM
Omg lol
carveyournamein 10/29/2020 11:24:32 PM
Lol
herpdadperp 10/30/2020 10:05:42 AM
holy shit lol
deadwithfear 10/30/2020 10:07:16 AM
virus_dot_exe 10/29/2020 1:52:44 PM
By: MR_TIGGUMS on 7/8/2008 2:22:37 PM

i walk in the Burger King with an entire paycheck, slam it on the counter, and say "keep it comin'."


my manager just saw me trying to stifle laughter you asshole