Proposing to my GF tonight

seriousloser 10/17/2020 5:02:50 PM
Her kids are with their dad and we're going to some little beach side restaurant for dinner outside. She told me yesterday I should just move in with her, and her kids really like me. I already have the ring too.

This is it fellas....this is where I turn my life around. I'm a manager and about to be a married man with 3 step kids in a big ass house. Started at the bottom now I'm here.
herpdadperp 10/17/2020 5:10:37 PM
never goin back!
barbara 10/17/2020 5:13:30 PM
can't wait for the 5 paragraphs no one will read on how this didn't work out for you.
simon_belmonT 10/17/2020 5:14:27 PM
I'd like to propose some toast
charles_nelsan_reilly 10/17/2020 7:02:47 PM
You will kill yourself within a year
mummified_circuitry 10/17/2020 7:17:26 PM
I'll read those five paragraphs, so that poster is incorrect
KlDCADAVER 10/17/2020 7:34:13 PM
i always say i shouldn't click, but i do - and i end up reading all five paragraphs
seriousloser 10/19/2020 4:21:04 PM
Welp, guess what guys.....things didn't quite go as planned. I didn't get to propose to her because her 79 year old father passed out on his riding mower and drove into the garage, injuring himself pretty badly. He's been hospitalized since that night and we haven't really seen each other much since. This happened as we were driving to the restaurant.

Well, today I decided to take an extended lunch break and brought her some lunch and flowers to her work. She started crying and hugged me and told me she loved me so much. She just texted me and her ex husband agreed to take the kids tonight so we could have our date and I think I'm gonna pop the question tonight.
lurkcity 10/19/2020 4:43:36 PM
a good time to ask her is after she gets dicked down by her ex. that's smooth.
seriousloser 10/19/2020 4:49:42 PM
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't be surprised if she still f*cks her ex. They mutually separated and agreed to stay close for their kids sake. The guy seems like a legit good guy too. Takes great care of his kids and is always willing to take them at the last second if needed.
suicidebears 10/19/2020 5:42:24 PM
mummified_circuitry 10/17/2020 7:17:26 PM
I'll read those five paragraphs, so that poster is incorrect

i generally read the things i write as well
mummified_circuitry 10/19/2020 9:26:55 PM
seriousloser 10/19/2020 4:21:04 PM
Welp, guess what guys.....things didn't quite go as planned

total shocker