Dating in your 30s

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super_xander_is_god 8/3/2020 9:43:02 PM
It's not even about Neo feminism. The pandemic makes just railing some other human being like a pocket pussy really hard. But those Neo feminists, if you can roll with the punches, they're nothing. Just agree and pretend you're upset but if they ask you to go anywhere about it just take them somewhere like a hiking trail or some shit that's manly and needs endurance and shit, and then f*ck their face. Idk. I've given up in love, right now it's just about dropping kids in mouths like they're gonna end my reign.

But it's pretty easy if you wanna meet someone, seriously, read the f*cking room. If she smiles all the time, and takes time to talk to you, makes little hints more and more visible ever time you talk.

Jump on it. Like Houston ffs.
iwilladapt 8/3/2020 10:00:53 PM
Agreed, for the most part. Not difficult to land a one night stand. But dating someone who thinks they're on the edge of some sort of revolution and turns every conversation into a social-political debate... I'm out.
seriousloser 8/3/2020 10:08:56 PM
It's easy. If you have any single female friends on FB, just look for the one that posts attention seeking selfies and just go from there. Usually a simple compliment on a picture or two, and some back and forth banter on her other posts will get you some brownie points. You go too hard and like all her pics and posts, you get fb friend zoned and she'll never reply or like your posts. Once you've established the friendship, look for an attention seeking post that's not a picture, and send her a dm about it. Spark the conversation and find out her likes and interests, then find one that you could do together.

One date I went on was done that way and we bonded over our shared love of cold brew coffee. She posted a coffee meme that had like 2 likes and I messaged her and asked her if she tried a certain place, talked the place up like it was the best ever, then asked her to meet up. We had a few coffee dates there, then we moved to taking the coffee with us to the park or other activities. Then it moved to us boning and we had a good thing going for a few months.

It's guaranteed to work 79% of the time
unvisitedgrave 8/3/2020 10:26:46 PM
It's always been easy. Whether it's men or women. Be nice, be genuinely interested an be really handsome. Easy.
unvisitedgrave 8/3/2020 10:27:21 PM
Bonus points, if you have a decent hog they won't even mind your shitty spelling and grammar.
duncan_idaho 8/3/2020 10:49:21 PM
They all are recovering heroin addicts, i would rather just have a cat that meows sometimes
two_dick_rick 8/4/2020 12:05:32 AM
Sissy fanny loves good hog
duncan_idaho 8/4/2020 12:35:15 AM
Honk if you're bitter
virus_dot_exe 8/4/2020 12:34:17 PM
:|
kort 8/4/2020 12:48:25 PM
two_dick_rick 8/3/2020 8:12:59 PM
Jesus christ this thread is like a manifesto of college shooters.
spaceghhost 8/4/2020 12:54:33 PM
Once, I met a girl at Chipolte. We both got burritos. When we sat down and ate, she shoved that whole motherf*cker in her mouth and rice and cheese went everywhere. I excused myself, got in my car and left.
virus_dot_exe 8/4/2020 12:56:21 PM
cool
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