Dating in your 30s

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super_xander_is_god 8/3/2020 7:43:39 PM
Lol at Yelping all lives matter
easyhateoven 8/3/2020 7:58:22 PM
it f*cking sucks
flush 8/3/2020 8:07:00 PM
I'm just going to jack off instead
easyhateoven 8/3/2020 8:07:59 PM
i'd probably have better luck if i was attractive, funny, not on lambgoat daily and there wasn't a pandemic
two_dick_rick 8/3/2020 8:12:59 PM
Jesus christ this thread is like a manifesto of college shooters.
two_dick_rick 8/3/2020 8:13:39 PM
Guys... do f*cking pushups, read a book then dont be a f*cking creep idiot and women will like you. What the f*ck is your problem
super_xander_is_god 8/3/2020 8:16:43 PM
Hey now, I never said I didn't get an offer or two nor accept or not a simple hand job. But, yes, I am still a virgin and my 578th birthday is tomorrow.

Visit my OnlyFans to give me enough money to drown myself in Becks Beer.
easyhateoven 8/3/2020 8:22:52 PM
easyhateoven 8/3/2020 8:32:32 PM
Chicks. I mean, what's up with them? There's one outside my window right now, down on the concrete, in the arms of some big, oily brute, passive and seemingly content. But the thing with me and chicks isn't just that they're virtually always down there when I'm up here. The thing that gets me is that the guy she's with doesn't know any better than I do what's going on inside her head. As much as he smiles and nods along when she moves her mouth, no male will ever truly understand what females are ultimately up to. I can only guess that she stopped out there because she was drawn to the sweet pop music dripping from my stereo like an ant stuck in a puddle of honey.

At least, this is how frustrated hetero males have been thinking for as long as the thoughts of frustrated hetero males have been recorded. Inked on papyrus, set in type, expressed in terms of humors, temperatures, and tides, and eventually grooved onto vinyl, it's a piggish sentiment backed by libido and ignorance (and more than a little unfair to women). It's also, oddly enough, a sentiment that's been the motivating force behind a great deal of beauty, most notably in pop music (possibly the greatest repository for male frustration ever created). Much of the time, male pop is trying to both seduce and explain the opposite sex in the same instant, knowing all the while that one of these objectives is a lost cause.

Mercury Rev's All Is Dream claims its share of pop brilliance by taking up this position with enormous reserves of intelligence, grace, and emotion. As long-time Rev flautist Suzanne Thorpe-- who's been with the band since their sprawling psych-noise days-- has been demoted to the orchestra pit for this release, the band is now all-male. With Dave Fridmann mainly taking the role of expert producer (and making contributions on bass and mellotron) and Jimy Chambers passing the sticks on to new drummer Jeff Mercel, the core group is possibly the most stripped-down line-up in Mercury Rev's 10-year recording history.
super_xander_is_god 8/3/2020 8:35:59 PM
Since the pandemic tho, when I take my coffee getting breaks, god damn some of these chicks just give you the look. But then again, as zordy said, I'm LambgoatRambo, so I'm glad w the orderly nature of life lately I'm seeing them on a schedule and got a name, now it's time for numbers next week. Can't wait to breed at least 3 girls that will cause some 125 lb tattoo having geek to get angry and feel rage.
super_xander_is_god 8/3/2020 8:37:35 PM
I think if at least 2 pan out I'm gonna do stuff to them that after I never see them again that will make them hate every nerd they decide to offer the wonder of a blow job to for the next six years. Like360 rotation face f*cking or sunset flip pussy eating.
easyhateoven 8/3/2020 8:42:20 PM
it isn't hard to get laid. i just have standards and get bored. who wants to resort to these animalistic urges anyway? there are math problems to be solved out there!
super_xander_is_god 8/3/2020 8:45:11 PM
If your only goal is to get laid you just need cash. Some sad sack of f*ck like a Kort can get pussy from a girl with nice features if she's a dumb f*ck and you can buy her night. If you just wanna smash something hot, that's harder, you just have to see if you can make any features of hers appealing to you. It's pretty simple. If you're looking for something long term and you're not married by 28, lol, good luck.
super_xander_is_god 8/3/2020 8:45:51 PM
Yours* appealing to *her
iwilladapt 8/3/2020 9:40:00 PM
If you make a decent living and bathe at least every so often; it isn't hard. However, I'm thankful not to be single at this time. I can imagine the obstacles created by the pandemic, current political climate, new wave of feminism (#metoo), etc to be annoying.
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