fuk my boss

zordy 3/25/2020 9:23:28 PM
im going to kick him in the fukkn dick
zordy 3/25/2020 9:24:20 PM
im going to tell him my tools are broke and make him buy me new ones
zordy 3/25/2020 9:24:28 PM
tomorrow morning, f*ck this dick head
zordy 3/25/2020 9:25:00 PM
sorry boss all my shit is broke, if you want me to make these stupid ass dead body boxes then you better go get me a fukkn hammer dumbass
barbara 3/25/2020 9:46:45 PM
got a hamma for you zordy
zordy 3/25/2020 10:35:21 PM
here is my hammer
easyhateoven 3/26/2020 9:56:45 AM
did you have sex with your boss yet?
shitinyourhand 3/26/2020 10:04:41 AM
you actually do make coffins? i thought that was a joke
shitinyourhand 3/26/2020 10:06:20 AM
i remember once i went to a Rodeo in Austin TX. Willie Nelson was playing on a small round stage that rotated in the middle of the Rodeo rink or whatever it's called.

They sold large chicken legs and strippery looking chicks were showcasing fancy gold purple velvet caskets in the lobby area. It was wild. I wondered if they'd ever been f*cked in one of them.
willy_wanker 3/26/2020 11:33:52 AM
if i had a hammer id hammer in the morning id hammer in the evening all over this land
zordy 3/26/2020 3:48:30 PM
shitinyourhand 3/26/2020 10:04:41 AM
you actually do make coffins? i thought that was a joke


yes its literally my job, ive been in the dead body business for years, started at a cemetery and """""worked my way up"""" to making the fukkn boxes they put the bodies in, see if you reach for the stars like me then you end up putting corpses in the dirt
willy_wanker 3/26/2020 4:21:35 PM
can you make me a custom casket with a built in stereo and microwave
shitinyourhand 3/26/2020 4:22:30 PM
put some rockford fosgates up in that bitch.. take it down to the local Kroger parking lot for some bass competitions
zordy 3/26/2020 4:39:39 PM
willy_wanker 3/26/2020 4:21:35 PM
can you make me a custom casket with a built in stereo and microwave



yes, i can do whatever you want done if you have the money, its your funeral afterall. do you want me to laser etch any designs onto the exterior for everyone to see?
zordy 3/26/2020 4:42:39 PM
right before i start making it ill yell 'ITS TIME TO START LETTING SOME PEOPLE DOWN' and make like a rowing gesture insinuating that im lowering you into your f*cking grave